Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

[Jim AK]

Morning all.

This Jet Lag thing is a right bugger!

Was rudely awoken by the recycling collectors @ 07.02, vaguely remember a conversation with the youngest cost centre that has the potential to cost me money & the next thing I know it's coming up for 10am!!

Suspect I've missed all breakfast trollies so I'm in the kitchen with a large mug of Clipper tea, Ken Bruce, Lynne Bowles & Van Mc Coy!

I'll formulate a plan for the rest of the day & report back in due course.

[Bobberoo99]

Morning Jim, why do you have a kitchen full of celebrities? Does Mrs JimAK know you've been stashing radio presenters in your kitchen cupboards???

[Jim AK]

Bobberoo99 said:

Morning Jim, why do you have a kitchen full of celebrities? Does Mrs JimAK know you've been stashing radio presenters in your kitchen cupboards???

Morning Bobbers.

I didn't know they were here actually, I think Mrs Jim AK must have had them staying over in my absence!

Hardly surprising they woke me up with the bloody row they were making.

On 2nd mug of Clipper but I think il pop down to the Trivton Tea rooms for a breakfast special as it's market day.

[DickyC]

Should be a good breakfast in the caff today. It's the Arms Fair Market and the punters are a discerning bunch.

[DickyC]

Pick up a brace of RPG could you? We need to discourage the moles. We could do it from the Bar.

[Jim AK]

Morning Dicky.

Up & at 'em for another day at Tows R us I see!

RPG's on a BOGOF today, what with it being Black Friday and all.

Assuming I'm 'officially' QM in Chief due to Bomma's absence, I wonder if there's room in the Hangar for a few extras, seems a shame to miss out on such a good deal.

Only issue is going to be delivering them to the aforementioned Hangar.

That fking Pelican is on security detail & I'm wearing a good pair of trousers today!

[Bobberoo99]

Hhhmmmmm that is a dilemma indeed, there's no need to sacrifice a perfectly good pair of trousers in order to restock the armoury, maybe we need to find a way of distracting him that doesn't involve bodily harm to any of us, suggestions????

[lucido grigio]

Yo.

I went to bed suitably late ,hopefully to be tired enough to sleep ,nope ,took ages to drop off.

Not sure what dropped off.

ION ,I noticed that one of the local Wifi networks in my locality is called Porsche something ,don't know of any Pork that is local

to my house and am also surprised just how many Wifi networks there are in my vicinity.

[Jim AK]

Bobberoo99 said:

Hhhmmmmm that is a dilemma indeed, there's no need to sacrifice a perfectly good pair of trousers in order to restock the armoury, maybe we need to find a way of distracting him that doesn't involve bodily harm to any of us, suggestions????

How far & fast can you in Bobbers?

[lucido grigio]

Well the "cyclist dies in London" thread has kicked off as usual with the usual bickering by the usual suspects going over

and over and over the same crap as the previous million pages.

Has anyone else watched the vid from the Ring in track day forum ? , a truly scary multi car pile up.

[Jim AK]

lucido grigio said:

Well the "cyclist dies in London" thread has kicked off as usual with the usual bickering by the usual suspects going over.

INCOMING!!!

I've just lobbed a BOGOF RPG into the above thread!

Bit boring here now. Ken & Lyn left about 90 mins ago & I fked the bloke they left here off out of my kitchen because he's a !

[Bobberoo99]

Jim AK said:

How far & fast can you in Bobbers?

Uuuhhhh not far and not fast, little fat hairy legs you know!!!!

Jim AK said:

lucido grigio said:

Well the "cyclist dies in London" thread has kicked off as usual with the usual bickering by the usual suspects going over.

INCOMING!!!

I've just lobbed a BOGOF RPG into the above thread!

Bit boring here now. Ken & Lyn left about 90 mins ago & I fked the bloke they left here off out of my kitchen because he's a !

On first read of this it read like you'd fked the bloke left in your kitchen, I was somewhat taken aback that you'd admit to such an indiscretion!!
And yes Lucido, I did indeed see the Ring pile up, it was absolute carnage and just goes to show how quickly it can all go so horribly wrong there!!

[lucido grigio]

I have a dilemma,whether to go to my friends tomorrow ,with some lurking germs ,I don't want to spread it around ,especially as they are going to Australia weekend after .

I might cancel,final decision tomorrow morning.

[Bobberoo99]

I am home early, Mrs Bobbers is happy that I've made it home before 6 on a Friday!! I think that calls for a beer!!

[DickyC]

Jim AK said:

Morning Dicky.

Up & at 'em for another day at Tows R us I see!

RPG's on a BOGOF today, what with it being Black Friday and all.

I read that as Trousers. Not sure why. Taking a while to accumulate 40+ hours work a week. But that's okay, one of the advantages of being an eccentric millionaire is being able to ride the calm.

Two brace of RPG? Sensible. Still launch them from the Bar though, yes? We'll be alerted when the moles trip the security lights. Better send a memo round about after dark liaisons on the lawn, just in case.

[lucido grigio]

I looked through a 1986 magazine earlier and saw one of my many all time favourite cars ,a 1951 Ferrari 212 Barchetta.

Such a beauty .

So when I just logged in ,I checked it's "status" and it obviously needs neither MOT or tax nowadays but the plate

is still on the same car and is hopefully in use if only limited to summers......no roof whatsoever.

[Bomma220]

Well, all seems to be ok here. Bit cold, but ok.

Be careful with those RPG rounds, I don't think some of them have been out of their crates since the Cuba business. Mind, I've been out of my crate for a good while so I don't suppose it matters too much.

Mole trips?

[lucido grigio]

Bomma220 said:

Mole trips?

Are they conducted in Mole Valley ?.......just down the road from me.

[Bomma220]

lucido grigio said:

Bomma220 said:

Mole trips?

Are they conducted in Mole Valley ?.......just down the road from me.

Could well be. I wondered if it should have been Mole grips, I've got a couple of pairs somewhere.

Never seen a mole trip, they're generally fairly stable being four legged and all that.

[DickyC]

Mole trip wires are notoriously ineffective. The moles trip over, curse loudly, stand up and then proceed about their business muttering. Better to wait until they set off the security lights and lob a few at them.

I'm going into Muttering later. There's an In The Dark Tiddlywinks Tournament at the Badger and Boardgame. Not official mark you, they're trying those illegal luminous winks. It wouldn't have been allowed in our day. There will be an uprising for certain.