Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)
Discussion
gr1340 said:
Has anyone mentioned the conga?
I was watching the ‘Duty Free Christmas Special’ last night and they conga round the hotel and I can’t remember the last time I saw anyone do it.
We just can't get the correct authorisation to do it here. We try but repeatedly we just come up against a bureaucratic wall.I was watching the ‘Duty Free Christmas Special’ last night and they conga round the hotel and I can’t remember the last time I saw anyone do it.
It's a shame because we felt it would help Member Trivialites and local villagers understand one another better. I'll suggest it again to the Gymkhana Committee but I don't want to get anyone's hopes up.
OK, I think i'm up to speed now.
Commiserations Dibble, not the best of predicaments to be in.
I wouldn't fancy being screwed four times a day.
Re the bloomers:
On no account should anyone try burning them
Before you know it there could be a new women's lib resurgence and the whole countryside would be at great risk of being torched by burning bloomers everywhere!
You remember what happened when Mrs. B set fire to her brassiere in the first round of protests back then?
The Chief Constable lost his magnificent 'tache and eyebrows and the Trivton Magna W. I. building was reduced to a smouldering ruin.
Commiserations Dibble, not the best of predicaments to be in.
I wouldn't fancy being screwed four times a day.
Re the bloomers:
On no account should anyone try burning them
Before you know it there could be a new women's lib resurgence and the whole countryside would be at great risk of being torched by burning bloomers everywhere!
You remember what happened when Mrs. B set fire to her brassiere in the first round of protests back then?
The Chief Constable lost his magnificent 'tache and eyebrows and the Trivton Magna W. I. building was reduced to a smouldering ruin.
SWTH said:
Today I am at Staverton on the South Devon Railway, attending another all day session at their beer festival.
Managed to try 12 beers yesterday, hoping to improve on that figure today.
Pints? Went out for a bit of session in Winchester a couple of weeks ago ended up at a beer festival at a pub didn't even know it was on, had a great time!!! Enjoy yourself!!!Managed to try 12 beers yesterday, hoping to improve on that figure today.
Bomma220 said:
The bloomers are soaked again now, I'm wondering if Battert's suggestion of cutting the flagpole down wasn't so daft after all.
All we'd need to reinstate it would be something capable of holding two pieces of tubular shaped solid material together?
I don't think pinching Dibble's thingy would be appreciated to reinstate the flagpole. All we'd need to reinstate it would be something capable of holding two pieces of tubular shaped solid material together?
After all, he needs it to reinstate his leg.
How about the highly polished 25-pounder shell casing shell casing on the mantlepiece over the fireplace in the drawing room of the Towers?
If we just hacksaw the end off, I reckon it would be a good snug fit on the shaft of the flagpole. It would add a touch of classy brassiness. A few screws would stop it slipping down the shaft.
[ Excuse me, I came over all wobbly just then! ]
glenrobbo said:
Bomma220 said:
The bloomers are soaked again now, I'm wondering if Battert's suggestion of cutting the flagpole down wasn't so daft after all.
All we'd need to reinstate it would be something capable of holding two pieces of tubular shaped solid material together?
I don't think pinching Dibble's thingy would be appreciated to reinstate the flagpole. All we'd need to reinstate it would be something capable of holding two pieces of tubular shaped solid material together?
After all, he needs it to reinstate his leg.
How about the highly polished 25-pounder shell casing shell casing on the mantlepiece over the fireplace in the drawing room of the Towers?
If we just hacksaw the end off, I reckon it would be a good snug fit on the shaft of the flagpole. It would add a touch of classy brassiness. A few screws would stop it slipping down the shaft.
[ Excuse me, I came over all wobbly just then! ]
I'll go and get the chainsaw.
One of my pastimes is comparing the prices of cars I might have as my retirement car. The Maserati Granturismo is high on the current list as early ones are going for £20,000 to £30,000. Doing a little research in Wikipedia yesterday I noticed that an Alfa shares much of the Maserati's underpants. Ah, ha! Maserati, Alfa Romeo... The Alfa must be cheap as oily chips.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Stupid boy.
Alfa Romeo 8C. One for sale in the UK. £229,995.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Stupid boy.
Alfa Romeo 8C. One for sale in the UK. £229,995.
Don't talk to me about "priced to clear" just been to M&S they had a bottle of Compass Box Kings Street "priced to clear" reduced from £25 to £17.50, bargain thinks I, er no, came up at £35 at the till, "Sorry sir It's a slightly different one we have to clear!!!" And there's none left!!!
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