A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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kowalski655

14,632 posts

143 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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hoagypubdog said:
That's ancient for a council gran!

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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jamoor said:
A4 piece of paper stuck in the window of ones car advertising it for sale.
Awful. It should be A5.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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nonsequitur said:
jamoor said:
A4 piece of paper stuck in the window of ones car advertising it for sale.
Awful. It should be A5.
I don't understand why you think it should be limited to lumbering Audi coupés.

MartG

20,666 posts

204 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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Dog Star said:
hoagypubdog said:
It's one for the "weird crushes" thread, but I really do fancy the pants off her. She is council as fk though.
She certainly has a couple of outstanding features

captain_cynic

11,972 posts

95 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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hyphen said:
So my mac notifies me of a major update.

Now what could teams totalling hundreds have been up to all this time? 70 fking new emojis. "mythical creatures, clothing options, gender neutral characters and more"


The human race is doomed.


We've know that Macs and Apple products in general have been council for a long time.

I bought an Asus with the same spec's as a Macbook Pro for £750, as an added bonus I don't have grow a topknot and start vaping.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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Watching the budget to see how much extra you're going to have to fork out on each visit to Bargain Booze.
Doesn't apply to Fag tax, as you get them from that bloke who's got a garage full, obvs.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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captain_cynic said:
We've know that Macs and Apple products in general have been council for a long time.

I bought an Asus with the same spec's as a Macbook Pro for £750, as an added bonus I don't have grow a topknot and start vaping.
I own a mac laptop, I don't have a topknot and nor do I vape

I am originally from Huddersfield though so I guess that makes up for it, council wise?

nigelpugh7

6,025 posts

190 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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captain_cynic said:
We've know that Macs and Apple products in general have been council for a long time.

I bought an Asus with the same spec's as a Macbook Pro for £750, as an added bonus I don't have grow a topknot and start vaping.
Buying an Asus for £750 when the one you really really wanted was a MBP with the new touch bar, like we all want, now that’s uber Council! smilewink

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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To council Apple is the new Burberry.

Meridius

1,608 posts

152 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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Macs definitely arent council, about as far away from council as that sector of tech gets.

Council buy cheap tablets that will have a cracked screen and riddled with viruses within 3 months. Bonus council points if it was bought/sold on a local Buy/Sell/Swop facebook group.

nigelpugh7

6,025 posts

190 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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This popped up on one of my local buy sell swap pages today.

The brickwork is just wallpaper over the chimney area, if you can call it that!

But it’s the cables on the surface that are pinned with tower clips, omg it’s just cringe worthy.

I also had to do a double take check on the plant in the foreground, could so easily have been a weed pot plant, if you know what I mean!

And also why do so many people install cheap large screen TVs so high up on the wall when they are only feet from the seated viewing position, the bad necks they must all get from craning up to see it must be a complete PITA!

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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When you live off the government you live well. Why do you think brighthouse doesn't sell own brand st, it is all Apple, Acer etc?




nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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nigelpugh7 said:
This popped up on one of my local buy sell swap pages today.

The brickwork is just wallpaper over the chimney area, if you can call it that!

But it’s the cables on the surface that are pinned with tower clips, omg it’s just cringe worthy.

I also had to do a double take check on the plant in the foreground, could so easily have been a weed pot plant, if you know what I mean!

And also why do so many people install cheap large screen TVs so high up on the wall when they are only feet from the seated viewing position, the bad necks they must all get from craning up to see it must be a complete PITA!
The largest televisions known to man, always council, whether on the wall or on an item of furniture

Fallingup

1,543 posts

98 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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nigelpugh7 said:
This popped up on one of my local buy sell swap pages today.

The brickwork is just wallpaper over the chimney area, if you can call it that!

But it’s the cables on the surface that are pinned with tower clips, omg it’s just cringe worthy.

I also had to do a double take check on the plant in the foreground, could so easily have been a weed pot plant, if you know what I mean!

And also why do so many people install cheap large screen TVs so high up on the wall when they are only feet from the seated viewing position, the bad necks they must all get from craning up to see it must be a complete PITA!
He looks like he's desperately trying to hold something in.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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Any you thought Angela Rayner had kids early. Good on her btw)

When the Saturday girl goes on maternity leave

Edited by talksthetorque on Wednesday 22 November 21:12

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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12 months maternity leave from a Saturday job!?

fk, that shouldn't happen

HTP99

22,531 posts

140 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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kowalski655 said:
hoagypubdog said:
That's ancient for a council gran!
I was a grandad at 38.

Poisson96

2,098 posts

131 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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nonsequitur said:
The largest televisions known to man, always council, whether on the wall or on an item of furniture
I've seen a 102" TV, council off the scale? I assume TV studiis are naturally council?

Yipper

5,964 posts

90 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Poisson96 said:
nonsequitur said:
The largest televisions known to man, always council, whether on the wall or on an item of furniture
I've seen a 102" TV, council off the scale? I assume TV studiis are naturally council?
Council TVs depend heavily on the brand. Something like Bush or Polaroid.

alorotom

11,937 posts

187 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Yipper said:
Council TVs depend heavily on the brand. Something like Bush or Polaroid.
Most council folk I know have Toshiba, Samsung and Sony TVs all on the never/never ... they wouldnt consider Bush/Polaroid/Logik/JVC as it would be a waste of their 4k Sky Q subscription on the inferior picture

Also I dont know any council folk who have a larger than 75" TV - the prices (and monthly's) are too prohibitive at the moment although they do head to Currys/PCWorld regularly to worship at it
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