A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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devnull

3,745 posts

156 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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Have we had this swimming pool one, yet?

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/ashford/news/shops-fl...

MYOB

4,767 posts

137 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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GIYess said:
I'm signing myself in here with head hung in shame!

Offence? Saturday, shopping, hungry children. Greggs, Sausage roll each. We had a pasty.

boxedin
I've taken my kids in for a sausage roll but I refuse to eat anything from there. Ergo, my kids are council.

WestyCarl

3,217 posts

124 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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MYOB said:
GIYess said:
I'm signing myself in here with head hung in shame!

Offence? Saturday, shopping, hungry children. Greggs, Sausage roll each. We had a pasty.

boxedin
I've taken my kids in for a sausage roll but I refuse to eat anything from there. Ergo, my kids are council.
I willing to be flamed but I'm not sure the odd trip to Gregg's is council, it's good value and mostly baked in store (I think). I certainly prefer it to Costa (maybe I'm just council though.....)

GIYess

1,311 posts

100 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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anonymous said:
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No I do own Superdry but no Adidas. laugh

ben5575

6,221 posts

220 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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The Dangerous Elk said:
Leaning on the trolly to move your fat gut from Crisps to Desserts
Absolutely. Normally the massive saggy tits resting on the handle, elbows out at 90 degrees. hurl

98elise

26,376 posts

160 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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gothatway said:
alorotom said:
There was a one recently where the chap was a qualified engineer ...
Chartered ? Or "qualified" as in "not-really-an" engineer ?
What difference does it make to a commute?

anonymous-user

53 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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98elise said:
What difference does it make to a commute?
it doesn't. they are playing the system that is why he works part time, they will get same benefits money wise as working full time. they then just get used to handouts, easier than actually working.

The Dangerous Elk

4,642 posts

76 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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devnull said:
Have we had this swimming pool one, yet?

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/ashford/news/shops-fl...
"Ms McCarthy, who is expecting a fifth child"

5 Bonus "Kids no Father" Council points !..........good hit

Saleen836

11,061 posts

208 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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The Dangerous Elk said:
devnull said:
Have we had this swimming pool one, yet?

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/ashford/news/shops-fl...
"Ms McCarthy, who is expecting a fifth child"

5 Bonus "Kids no Father" Council points !..........good hit
And all before reaching 29! I'm taking odds on the number of different dads!
I'm going for 3 different dads

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

122 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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comments are well worth reading. I like this one:

"Someone needs to take responsibility!"

Says the woman who treats her womb like a clown car...




weirdly I visited an identical flat/low roof flat recently. The lady I visited was lovely, her children and her home wonderful.

she has a tiny blow up pool- 1 metre across with a few buckets of water in. set on artificial grass, bit of fencing up, few toys- really nice little set up. really trying to be a good mum and do something for her children.

v this one with an 8' pool !!!!

gus607

916 posts

135 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

12,787 posts

99 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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The woman with the 'pool' on the flat roof is a single celled amoebae of the highest order.

Blaming the leaks on bust drains. OK..... said drains are designed to deal with rain, not a tsunami of 2000 litres of water from fk trophy number 4's swimming pool.

And what must that amount of water weigh, a tonne? It's lucky that her offspring didn't also go through the ceiling of the charity shop!


djc206

12,244 posts

124 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
The woman with the 'pool' on the flat roof is a single celled amoebae of the highest order.

Blaming the leaks on bust drains. OK..... said drains are designed to deal with rain, not a tsunami of 2000 litres of water from fk trophy number 4's swimming pool.

And what must that amount of water weigh, a tonne? It's lucky that her offspring didn't also go through the ceiling of the charity shop!

A litre of water weighs a kilo so if it was 2000 litres that’s 2 tonnes.

Henners

12,230 posts

193 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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gus607 said:
Family of 11 want 6 bedroom house !

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7050452/family-of-11...
Doesn't say why mum or dad won't get a job.

Kid has an iPad though, so can't be all that bad.

gus607

916 posts

135 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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Henners said:
Doesn't say why mum or dad won't get a job.

Kid has an iPad though, so can't be all that bad.
Most likely from Brighthouse !

gothatway

5,783 posts

169 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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98elise said:
gothatway said:
alorotom said:
There was a one recently where the chap was a qualified engineer ...
Chartered ? Or "qualified" as in "not-really-an" engineer ?
What difference does it make to a commute?
I would expect anyone who had gone to the trouble of getting proper post-graduate qualifications to be a bit more self-aware, professional, ambitious. Maybe I'm deluded.

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

12,787 posts

99 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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djc206 said:
Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
The woman with the 'pool' on the flat roof is a single celled amoebae of the highest order.

Blaming the leaks on bust drains. OK..... said drains are designed to deal with rain, not a tsunami of 2000 litres of water from fk trophy number 4's swimming pool.

And what must that amount of water weigh, a tonne? It's lucky that her offspring didn't also go through the ceiling of the charity shop!

A litre of water weighs a kilo so if it was 2000 litres that’s 2 tonnes.
Or akin to parking a Range Rover Sport on the roof. Stupid mare.

Seventy

5,500 posts

137 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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gus607 said:
Family of 11 want 6 bedroom house !

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7050452/family-of-11...
There’s a family of 12 who live in my (small) town. They’ve got two council houses knocked together to make a 6 bedroom house.
Apparently she didn’t even know she’d had the last one, it just fell out.

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

246 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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Seventy said:
There’s a family of 12 who live in my (small) town. They’ve got two council houses knocked together to make a 6 bedroom house.
Apparently she didn’t even know she’d had the last one, it just fell out.
I knew a family that managed to wangle the same thing and they didn't even have that many kids. i think they only had four! The downstairs of the two joined houses was pretty much open plan and was massive, and of course two gardens knocked into one.

Of course they were both overweight and 'needed' a downstairs walk in shower/wet room type arrangement so the council came in and did it for them and when ever anything got damaged or they fancied an upgrade they just made a phone call.

When he smashed his uninsured car up he discovered the mobility scheme and got a brand new car. At one point he even got in trouble for running a cash in hand painting and decorating business to top up his disability benefits. He got told to knock it on the head or risk losing benefits, no further action was taken.

If you know how to work the system you can live quite a cushy life..





kowalski655

14,599 posts

142 months

Monday 20th August 2018
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OpulentBob said:
V8mate said:
Gary29 said:
wildoliver said:
https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

Hull daily mail the gift that keeps giving.

Trampy sofa ??

Sofa on tick.
GILF paperbag
yes I reckon.
Yep.
Nice legs. I shall resist my fantasy a comment about how the sofa got so saggy
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