A bit council (Vol 3)
Discussion
Jimmy Recard said:
Lye is awful. I go there pretty much every day for one thing or another.
I like the curry house on the High Street with the sign reading 'Exclusive no smoking area'
What's exclusive about that?
Took the dog out for toilet duty at 0130 this morning. Lye is even worse at night. Off to Stoke on Trent shortly. Living the dream...I like the curry house on the High Street with the sign reading 'Exclusive no smoking area'
What's exclusive about that?
motco said:
Jonmx said:
Ahem,
That looks like a Franco/German axismobil! The Flagship of the EU.
I know they've been mentioned before, but car boot sales. The Council (of course) run one in Exeter today was like a tick box for this thread. Knackered old Vectra Estates with diy tinted windows and cheap BK Racing alloys. If you attend you have to vape, unless you're old school and smoke cigarettes. The sun had begun to show it's face from behind a cloud so blokes were taking their shirts off straight away. The women were a collection of leggings, grubby t-shirts and eastern European chic. Apart from the traveller girls who put quite a bit of effort into their outfits and certainly added a bit of cheer to the proceedings.
I was tempted by the meat auction lorry (4 chickens for a fiver, 40 sausages for a fiver, lovely) but pulled myself away, God only knows how. The crowd of gannets around it was impressive, lured in by free lumps of meat being thrown out by the gobby lad running the show. Somehow I managed to resist buying my lab x spaniel a heavy studded leather collar, though there were plenty of dirty old cuddly toys that were suitable for use as dog toys only. A little bit of me thinks a dog like her called Tiggy with a Leather studded collar and a chain lead would be rather entertaining.
The pricing that people come up with is comedy, £30 quid for a used Tesco white brand microwave, £9 for a fat, golden Buddha candle or a broken child's ride along car with 2 wheels for £30. Unbelievable optimism even with haggling factored in. The baseball bat with 'It's better to give than receive' written on it was tempting, but a little overpriced at £5.
Eventually I came away with 2 1940's model artillery pieces and a 1960's Corgi Ferrari. Not a great haul but better than nothing. Next time I will make sure I don't go wearing Cargo shorts, a decent, ironed shirt and deck shoes. I stood out like a dog's dick.
I couldn't resist a snap of the hideous Salmonell/Ecoli/D&V wagon.
How about going to what looked like a wedding reception in a town centre pub and then popping into the bookmakers beside the pub for a flutter, while your well dressed lady waits outside for you.
For the purposes of research for this thread, I had to have a second look at the ladies.....
For the purposes of research for this thread, I had to have a second look at the ladies.....
PositronicRay said:
My wife and I went into one last year, and promptly came out again. Ghastly.talksthetorque said:
Bride up duff. Council/aristocracy.
How did you work that our from the photo?Or are you in some way responsible for her condition?
Any way hen nights with humvee limos = Uber council!
Disclaimer - I'd still happily disappoint pretty much everyone of them ( I'm sure someone said that is council earlier too, who cares! )
Sitting in my parent's garden on a beautiful bank holiday afternoon in rural Mid Devon. All I can hear is the sound of birds, the occasional cow and oh, bloody Motocross bikes holding a f
king trials weekend across the valley. Noisy, inconsiderate, fking, Council house dwelling verminous wkers. All of them revving the bks off their bikes. tts. They're all camping there in their caravans and motorhomes. fk it, I'm getting up at 5 tomorrow morning and I'm going to drive past with my hand held firmly on the horn. s.
As I was saying, Motocross, Council.
king trials weekend across the valley. Noisy, inconsiderate, fking, Council house dwelling verminous wkers. All of them revving the bks off their bikes. tts. They're all camping there in their caravans and motorhomes. fk it, I'm getting up at 5 tomorrow morning and I'm going to drive past with my hand held firmly on the horn. s.As I was saying, Motocross, Council.
Jonmx said:
Sitting in my parent's garden on a beautiful bank holiday afternoon in rural Mid Devon. All I can hear is the sound of birds, the occasional cow and oh, bloody Motocross bikes holding a fking trials weekend across the valley. Noisy, inconsiderate, fking, Council house dwelling verminous wkers. All of them revving the bks off their bikes. tts. They're all camping there in their caravans and motorhomes. fk it, I'm getting up at 5 tomorrow morning and I'm going to drive past with my hand held firmly on the horn. s.
As I was saying, Motocross, Council.
Ironic your username is jon MX.king trials weekend across the valley. Noisy, inconsiderate, fking, Council house dwelling verminous wkers. All of them revving the bks off their bikes. tts. They're all camping there in their caravans and motorhomes. fk it, I'm getting up at 5 tomorrow morning and I'm going to drive past with my hand held firmly on the horn. s.As I was saying, Motocross, Council.
I think your rant is more council than the situation you describe. 2/10.
Frank7 said:
sleepera6 said:
When will people forget about fking Diana.
I don't think that I'd forget if I'd f****d Diana, if there wasking Diana.a lapse in conversation, I'd probably say, "Have I told you
about the time that I f****d Diana, Princess of Wales?
xjay1337 said:
Jonmx said:
Sitting in my parent's garden on a beautiful bank holiday afternoon in rural Mid Devon. All I can hear is the sound of birds, the occasional cow and oh, bloody Motocross bikes holding a fking trials weekend across the valley. Noisy, inconsiderate, fking, Council house dwelling verminous wkers. All of them revving the bks off their bikes. tts. They're all camping there in their caravans and motorhomes. fk it, I'm getting up at 5 tomorrow morning and I'm going to drive past with my hand held firmly on the horn. s.
As I was saying, Motocross, Council.
Ironic your username is jon MX.king trials weekend across the valley. Noisy, inconsiderate, fking, Council house dwelling verminous wkers. All of them revving the bks off their bikes. tts. They're all camping there in their caravans and motorhomes. fk it, I'm getting up at 5 tomorrow morning and I'm going to drive past with my hand held firmly on the horn. s.As I was saying, Motocross, Council.
I think your rant is more council than the situation you describe. 2/10.
I'd call it more of a spontaneous outburst than a rant. But the noisy buggers have stopped now so I can enjoy the sound of the sparrows again.I had forgotten about the MX in the username, made me look like a bit of a pillock. Obviously it refers to a cracking little sports car, not a noisy crotch rocket.
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