A bit council (Vol 3)

[AppleJuice]

V8mate said:

Look, I flushed twice, alright? Two, well-intentioned attempts... it's not my problem after that!

So it's YOU who makes it such a bloody awful nose-curdling atmosphere to dump my curlings!

[AppleJuice]

nonsequitur said:

Surely it would require a turd flush.

<groan>

[AppleJuice]

These...

Is a cup and saucer not enough?

[bob-lad]

That's not council, that's pretentious.

[kowalski655]

Taaaaang said:

AppleJuice said:

Taaaaang said:

I've heard people say they accentuate your junk...seriously!

Why, don't people empty their pockets?

No idea; something about the colour grey and the fit of the joggers.

Normally the hands are shoved down there anyway, playing pocket billiards, so that probably accentuates the junk too.

[InductionRoar]

bob-lad said:

That's not council, that's pretentious.

How is a cup and saucer pretentious?

[AppleJuice]

captain_cynic said:

Urban camo innit?

Makes you harder to spot when the cops/security guard are chasing you down.

That's why this one one wore purple...

[Nickbrapp]

Taaaaang said:

Never you mind said:

Anyway, whats the popularity of grey track suits.

I've heard people say they accentuate your junk...seriously!

They do, it brightens up my day when I see a fittie in them &#127814; (abugine emoji)

[AppleJuice]

kowalski655 said:

Normally the hands are shoved down there anyway, playing pocket billiards, so that probably accentuates the junk too.

Why do they do this?

[nicanary]

AppleJuice said:

kowalski655 said:

Normally the hands are shoved down there anyway, playing pocket billiards, so that probably accentuates the junk too.

Why do they do this?

They're copying prison inmates, who have belts taken away from them for safety purposes, and thus have tracksuit bottoms which can be a bit loose round the hips. Ditto "council" who wear trackies at hip level displaying their designer logo underwear.

"Council" think copying prison inmates makes them look "hard".

[AppleJuice]

nicanary said:

They're copying prison inmates, who have belts taken away from them for safety purposes, and thus have tracksuit bottoms which can be a bit loose round the hips. Ditto "council" who wear trackies at hip level displaying their designer logo underwear.

"Council" think copying prison inmates makes them look "hard".

Ta. Why not copy someone upright instead? They'll look far better to everyone else and might actually inspire themselves to go higher and better themselves.

nicanary said:

"Council" think copying prison inmates makes them look "hard"

Well it would if they kept on touching it (sorry - couldn't resist!)

[S11Steve]

nonsequitur said:

V8mate said:

AppleJuice said:

Taaaaang said:

At my one of my businesses we have just had to have security loo roll and soap dispensers installed.

The half used loo rolls and soap were getting nicked almost daily.

Who the fk does this??

The same people who lay a cable and leave it to 'greet' the next user...

Look, I flushed twice, alright? Two, well-intentioned attempts... it's not my problem after that!

Surely it would require a turd flush.

A poop knife is what you need apparently. It's a "thing" now - https://www.buzzfeed.com/terripous/poop-knife-redd...

[nonsequitur]

DoctorX said:

I reckon I spend that. I’m too busy to make much use of it. I’m mad and/or council.

Pick one, you can't be both.

[nonsequitur]

AppleJuice said:

kowalski655 said:

Normally the hands are shoved down there anyway, playing pocket billiards, so that probably accentuates the junk too.

Why do they do this?

Because there's not enough room to play snooker.

[Riley Blue]

captain_cynic said:

Urban camo innit?

Makes you harder to spot when the cops/security guard are chasing you down.

Here's the getaway car, spotted parked near a college:

[Starfighter]

Looks like German naval camouflage.

[nonsequitur]

Starfighter said:

Looks like German naval camouflage.

German camouflage? I can't see it myself

[davhill]

S11Steve said:

A poop knife is what you need apparently. It's a "thing" now - https://www.buzzfeed.com/terripous/poop-knife-redd...

Note to self: don't accept a dinner invite and NEVER ask him to carve.

[DRFC1879]

nonsequitur said:

AppleJuice said:

kowalski655 said:

Normally the hands are shoved down there anyway, playing pocket billiards, so that probably accentuates the junk too.

Why do they do this?

Because there's not enough room to play snooker.

But billiards is played on a snooker table?

[Cotty]

S11Steve said:

A poop knife is what you need apparently. It's a "thing" now - https://www.buzzfeed.com/terripous/poop-knife-redd...

I thought the thing was to throw it out the window, especially if on a first date.