A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Filton-flyer said:
Probably been done to death already but here goes:

McDonald's

I went to one last night in Newport on my way home from the velodrome.
It was Council to the max!
There was a child's birthday party in full swing and my son and I watched in amusement as the cake was wheeled out to the baying crowd of children.
All the parents (some probably biological, some maybe not so) had tattoos and pouches of tobacco, various scruffy pushchairs were littered over the seating area and lots of snotty looking children were basically running amok all over the place.
Two things that made me chuckle were when "Happy Birthday" was sung, very few of the "guests" actually knew the child's name which left a somewhat awkward silence during the singing.
The children appeared to have some well chosen names too, I counted an Ellie May, a Conner Bruce and a Jordan. rolleyes
When I returned to the car park what did I find parked next to me?......... that's right a Vauxhall Zafira with all seven seats deployed.laugh

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Where did all these stupid 'unique' names comes from?

Digga

40,316 posts

283 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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The Spruce goose said:
Where did all these stupid 'unique' names comes from?
Seemed to arrive around the same time as the proletariat decided they were spushul, and deserved white cars (on PCP), orange tans, and sex ponds in their low maintenance (read, not a shred of greenery) gardens.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,263 posts

180 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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anonymous said:
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Google has just told me. I didn't.

Filton-flyer

352 posts

87 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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schmunk said:
Filton-flyer said:
Probably been done to death already but here goes:

McDonald's

I went to one last night in Newport on my way home from the velodrome.
It was Council to the max!
There was a child's birthday party in full swing and my son and I watched in amusement as the cake was wheeled out to the baying crowd of children.
All the parents (some probably biological, some maybe not so) had tattoos and pouches of tobacco, various scruffy pushchairs were littered over the seating area and lots of snotty looking children were basically running amok all over the place.
Two things that made me chuckle were when "Happy Birthday" was sung, very few of the "guests" actually knew the child's name which left a somewhat awkward silence during the singing.
The children appeared to have some well chosen names too, I counted an Ellie May, a Conner Bruce and a Jordan. rolleyes
When I returned to the car park what did I find parked next to me?......... that's right a Vauxhall Zafira with all seven seats deployed.laugh
Genuinely made me laugh out loud, now everyone in the office is looking at me. Git!
heheyes

kingston12

5,481 posts

157 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Integroo said:
Quite apart from the council element, it surprises me that Asda knowingly allow people to claim a discount/cashback on products that other people bought in the first place!

Integroo

11,574 posts

85 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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kingston12 said:
Integroo said:
Quite apart from the council element, it surprises me that Asda knowingly allow people to claim a discount/cashback on products that other people bought in the first place!
A quick Google suggests they perhaps aren't as keen on it as MSE lets on!

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.php...

"The main article makes reference to "a letter" from ASDA that says they allow the activity, and another piece includes a quote from an ASDA spokeswoman apparently praising "wombles" for being savvy shoppers. However, reading the various threads on the topic, it is clear that an increasing number of people are being banned from stores and/or threatened with prosecution for fraud for an activity "that moneysaving bloke off the telly" unequivocally says is accepted, if not encouraged."

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Integroo said:
Fair play to them IMO.

If the supermarket is happy to give the discount voucher to customer A, I don't think they can reasonably grouse about customer A freely choosing not to use it, and customer B collecting it.

Not without looking a mealy-mouthed, anyway.

The core marketing message to these discounts, after all, is "we'll help you with low prices". Ignoring the fact that if they know their product is cheaper elsewhere, they could actually 'help' by dropping their price very easily.

The supermarkets really don't want to get into a public conversation about this - their carefully designed system of 'rebate' on expensive prices, instead of simply lowering them, is predicated on the customer almost always not claiming that rebate.

Wombling holds their feet to the fire. Good on them.


V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Digga said:
The Spruce goose said:
Where did all these stupid 'unique' names comes from?
Seemed to arrive around the same time as the proletariat decided they were spushul, and deserved white cars (on PCP), orange tans, and sex ponds in their low maintenance (read, not a shred of greenery) gardens.
Stupid names started in the US though, right? Their underclass has been doing it for ages: changing Helen to Schgfelen etc.

Digga

40,316 posts

283 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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SpeckledJim said:
Integroo said:
Fair play to them IMO.

If the supermarket is happy to give the discount voucher to customer A, I don't think they can reasonably grouse about customer A freely choosing not to use it, and customer B collecting it.

Not without looking a mealy-mouthed, anyway.

The core marketing message to these discounts, after all, is "we'll help you with low prices". Ignoring the fact that if they know their product is cheaper elsewhere, they could actually 'help' by dropping their price very easily.

The supermarkets really don't want to get into a public conversation about this - their carefully designed system of 'rebate' on expensive prices, instead of simply lowering them, is predicated on the customer almost always not claiming that rebate.

Wombling holds their feet to the fire. Good on them.
9/10

Now discuss whether an Asda discount voucher is fungible.

MartG

20,675 posts

204 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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HTP99

22,546 posts

140 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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MartG said:
Oh FFS, really.

At first I couldn't work out if it was a Daily Mash type article but I actually think it is real.

Anyway what is she feeding her child that crap!

MartG

20,675 posts

204 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Love one of the comments - "Jesus wept. Now I understand how Brexit and Trump happened."

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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HTP99 said:
MartG said:
Oh FFS, really.

At first I couldn't work out if it was a Daily Mash type article but I actually think it is real.

Anyway what is she feeding her child that crap!
Old story. Check the date.

Saw this off that page though laugh

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/inside-uks-first-sex...

mattyn1

5,755 posts

155 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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V8mate said:
Old story. Check the date.

Saw this off that page though laugh

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/inside-uks-first-sex...
funny that - i clicked there too!

alorotom

11,939 posts

187 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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HTP99 said:
MartG said:
Oh FFS, really.

At first I couldn't work out if it was a Daily Mash type article but I actually think it is real.

Anyway what is she feeding her child that crap!
Jesus how badly written is that piece - littered with loads of errors and mistakes and even just incorrect words!

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Digga said:
SpeckledJim said:
Integroo said:
Fair play to them IMO.

If the supermarket is happy to give the discount voucher to customer A, I don't think they can reasonably grouse about customer A freely choosing not to use it, and customer B collecting it.

Not without looking a mealy-mouthed, anyway.

The core marketing message to these discounts, after all, is "we'll help you with low prices". Ignoring the fact that if they know their product is cheaper elsewhere, they could actually 'help' by dropping their price very easily.

The supermarkets really don't want to get into a public conversation about this - their carefully designed system of 'rebate' on expensive prices, instead of simply lowering them, is predicated on the customer almost always not claiming that rebate.

Wombling holds their feet to the fire. Good on them.
9/10

Now discuss whether an Asda discount voucher is fungible.
Is the answer:

An Asda voucher is fungible if Asda says it is?



Genuine guess.

kiethton

13,895 posts

180 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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mattyn1 said:
V8mate said:
Old story. Check the date.

Saw this off that page though laugh

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/inside-uks-first-sex...
funny that - i clicked there too!
Article said:
‘Some men keep them for 24 hours and sell them straight back
eekeekeekeekeekeekeekeekeek



AppleJuice

2,154 posts

85 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Spare tyre said:
Dad wearing cartoon character-themed Christmas jumper = council

If only there was text on the back saying:
"...and now on CBeebies it's Peppa Pig...in pepper sauce"
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