A bit council (Vol 3)

[ezi]

Is it a typo on decorated or desecrated though, could be either really.

Edited by ezi on Saturday 24th February 21:21

[Jim the Sunderer]

Within Asda, the spirits aisle they had the pricey vodka replaced with a token to take to the till.

I didn't notice one for the brandy however.


Stealing French Vodka; Council

[Saleen836]

alorotom said:

kowalski655 said:

One of yours Austin?

Just love a “decrated” house ... them damned crates can be a mare!

I want a limo in my kitchen!

[shikari83]

kowalski655 said:

One of yours Austin?

Rawmarsh.... a st hole even by Rotherham standards!

[Dog Star]

CanAm said:

After I became a dad I started going for a pint with my dad. Enjoy time with your dad before its too late.

I’d love to, although I love my dad dearly I seem only to have been a failure to him.

He can be hard work too - he’s so filled with rage. God knows, but why spend your final years like that?

[nonsequitur]

V8mate said:

Quick vote though...

Compilation albums: council?

I'm a 'yes'

Me too. There is a council corner within me that is forever compilation.

Edited by nonsequitur on Sunday 25th February 14:23

[Countdown]

nonsequitur said:

V8mate said:

Quick vote though...

Compilation albums: council?

I'm a 'yes'

Me too. There is a council corner within me that is forver compilation.

U wot? That's like saying "All you can eat" buffets are council.....

[V8mate]

Countdown said:

nonsequitur said:

V8mate said:

Quick vote though...

Compilation albums: council?

I'm a 'yes'

Me too. There is a council corner within me that is forver compilation.

U wot? That's like saying "All you can eat" buffets are council.....

[alorotom]

Countdown said:

U wot? That's like saying "All you can eat" buffets are council.....

I think they’re beyond council.

There is a Chinese all you can eat buffet in Newcastle (Lau’s for those who know the city) and approaching opening time there is always a queue to get in!

Now bearing in mind this is a ‘reataurant’ that’s been closed down very publicly at least 3 times in the past 2yrs by environmental health for rats in the ‘dining room’

Yes it’s only about £12 per person for food as I understand but come on!

[nonsequitur]

CanAm said:

After I became a dad I started going for a pint with my dad. Enjoy time with your dad before its too late.

' The Living Years', Mike and the Mechanics.

[nonsequitur]

Countdown said:

nonsequitur said:

V8mate said:

There is a council corner within me that is forever compilation.

U wot? That's like saying "All you can eat" buffets are council.....

Sorry, I came over all poetic.

[V8mate]

You've made a right fking mess of that quote stack!

[nonsequitur]

V8mate said:

You've made a right fking mess of that quote stack!

Slow day V8?

[kowalski655]

nonsequitur said:

CanAm said:

After I became a dad I started going for a pint with my dad. Enjoy time with your dad before its too late.

' The Living Years', Mike and the Mechanics.

I remember it being played when it came out on Breakfast TV,and it reducing the guest,Rolf Harris, to tears!
Fair enough,its an emotional song, but knowing what we know now,Rolf was probably thinking about kids & dads in an entirely different way

[Shiv_P]

Walking back to my car from university on Friday around 230pm
Queue CUE the standard tree-trunked council estate woman walking out of her fked house paid for by the taxpayer with her 500 spawn all in their PJs. At 230. To the shop. To spend our money.

fk sake

Edited by Shiv_P on Sunday 25th February 16:30

[Jimmy Recard]

500 - that is quite a queue!

[anonymous-user]

Shiv_P said:

Walking back to my car from university on Friday around 230pm
Queue the standard tree-trunked council estate woman walking out of her fked house paid for by the taxpayer with her 500 spawn all in their PJs. At 230. To the shop. To spend our money.

fk sake

Bet she knows the difference between queue and cue though

[V8mate]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I fookin' hate students.

[/PaulCalf]

[Shiv_P]

Fack sake I do engineering I can be let off

Story still applies

[OddCat]

Shiv_P said:

Fack sake I do engineering I can be let off

Story still applies

Surely fireworks are let off and people are forgiven ?