A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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hyphen

10,623 posts

35 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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Heads up- the Asda christmas saving club has opened for the year...


captain_cynic

5,077 posts

40 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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alorotom said:
Try and tell that to all the multi millionaire and billionaire Arab, Chinese, Russian etc... groups that summer in the U.K. every year
Case in Point.

If the newly rich from China, ME and Russia were English, they'd be the most council of the council. Gold plating everywhere, loads of tat, their behaviour would make the wayniest of the Waynes blush. If I'm at a hotel with a buffet breakfast and see the bus load of Chinese pull up, I sleep until lunch. Just because they're rich, does not preclude them from being council. If that were true you'd need to explain the Range Rover range... and Football.

Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

Also, buffet breakfast at a hotel... Council.

CharlesdeGaulle

10,682 posts

125 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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captain_cynic said:
Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

This has already been addressed by me and others, but you chaps are holidaying in the wrong places in UK if you believe that.

Cotty

33,953 posts

229 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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captain_cynic said:
Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

Also, buffet breakfast at a hotel... Council.
You are obviously going to the wrong places. Try avoiding places like Blackpool and Newquay

sleepera6

4,739 posts

42 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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True British nationalism going on here......


Sure, a seaside holiday by an obscure beach in Devon is great, but I'd much rather spend a week in Malaysia (biased) , Canary Islands, Singapore etc.

talksthetorque

6,274 posts

80 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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captain_cynic said:
Case in Point.

If the newly rich from China, ME and Russia were English, they'd be the most council of the council. Gold plating everywhere, loads of tat, their behaviour would make the wayniest of the Waynes blush. If I'm at a hotel with a buffet breakfast and see the bus load of Chinese pull up, I sleep until lunch. Just because they're rich, does not preclude them from being council. If that were true you'd need to explain the Range Rover range... and Football.

Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

Also, buffet breakfast at a hotel... Council.
Absolutely, After noting that there was a breakfast buffet at the Intercontinental Estoril, I insisted on being upgraded to the club lounge where table service was correctly served.

Thankyou4calling

6,961 posts

118 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
A mile to the East of Hunstanton and you are in the North sea.

OpulentBob

10,714 posts

125 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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Thankyou4calling said:
AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
A mile to the East of Hunstanton and you are in the North sea.
rofl

Quoted just in case

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.940362,0.4968086...

V8mate

42,648 posts

134 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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Thankyou4calling said:
AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
A mile to the East of Hunstanton and you are in the North sea.

motco

12,285 posts

191 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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I suppose drinking this stuff straight from a bottle in a brown paper bag while sitting on a park bench is a bit lower than council...


Frank7

3,447 posts

32 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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ApOrbital said:
Going to scarborough for a holiday.
Just being there for any reason qualifies I'd say,
ditto Skegness, Blackpool, and emphatically Rhyl.

Frank7

3,447 posts

32 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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SantaBarbara said:
ApOrbital said:
Going to scarborough for a holiday.
Is the holiday camp still there about two mile along the coast?
Saying two mile, rather than two miles, northern? council.

Europa1

8,835 posts

133 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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V8mate said:
Thankyou4calling said:
AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
A mile to the East of Hunstanton and you are in the North sea.
A mile south-ish of Hunstanton, and the children are called Anne, Charles, Andrew and Edward.

nonsequitur

9,916 posts

61 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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hyphen said:
Heads up- the Asda christmas saving club has opened for the year...

Not much of a bonus for all the sacrifce of ready meals and doughnuts.

Rick101

5,744 posts

95 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Browsing Google earlier and found this picture of Councilness.

Unmaintained grass
Discarded pallets in front of house
Smoking

Just think, all the way out there and she still manages to get to a Primark for some leapordskin leggins.

https://goo.gl/maps/Nn1JN8rcL3R2

JPJPJP

7,551 posts

113 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Making a vodka burrito to sneak vodka into a gig

https://twitter.com/jodiekinzzz/status/89679293141...

MikeT66

1,116 posts

69 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Have had this lady yet....?



cloud9

Sorry - it's just important not to forget the finer things from Vol2... or was it Vol1 as well?

wolfracesonic

3,627 posts

72 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Every time that image comes up the words 'Smurf porn' come into my head.

Nickbrapp

2,901 posts

75 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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HTP99 said:
Holidayed in Addingham Yorkshire for 5 days, 2 weeks ago; we spent all week walking the Yorkshire moors with our 2 dogs, most definately not council.
Who are you? Theresa May?

Saleen836

6,779 posts

154 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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MikeT66 said:
Have had this lady yet....?



cloud9

Sorry - it's just important not to forget the finer things from Vol2... or was it Vol1 as well?
Everytime I see this photo I always think Helen Flanagan

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