A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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hyphen

17,132 posts

48 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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Heads up- the Asda christmas saving club has opened for the year...


captain_cynic

6,068 posts

53 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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alorotom said:
Try and tell that to all the multi millionaire and billionaire Arab, Chinese, Russian etc... groups that summer in the U.K. every year
Case in Point.

If the newly rich from China, ME and Russia were English, they'd be the most council of the council. Gold plating everywhere, loads of tat, their behaviour would make the wayniest of the Waynes blush. If I'm at a hotel with a buffet breakfast and see the bus load of Chinese pull up, I sleep until lunch. Just because they're rich, does not preclude them from being council. If that were true you'd need to explain the Range Rover range... and Football.

Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

Also, buffet breakfast at a hotel... Council.

CharlesdeGaulle

14,118 posts

138 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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captain_cynic said:
Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

This has already been addressed by me and others, but you chaps are holidaying in the wrong places in UK if you believe that.

Cotty

35,066 posts

242 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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captain_cynic said:
Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

Also, buffet breakfast at a hotel... Council.
You are obviously going to the wrong places. Try avoiding places like Blackpool and Newquay

sleepera6

4,831 posts

55 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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True British nationalism going on here......


Sure, a seaside holiday by an obscure beach in Devon is great, but I'd much rather spend a week in Malaysia (biased) , Canary Islands, Singapore etc.

talksthetorque

8,082 posts

93 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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captain_cynic said:
Case in Point.

If the newly rich from China, ME and Russia were English, they'd be the most council of the council. Gold plating everywhere, loads of tat, their behaviour would make the wayniest of the Waynes blush. If I'm at a hotel with a buffet breakfast and see the bus load of Chinese pull up, I sleep until lunch. Just because they're rich, does not preclude them from being council. If that were true you'd need to explain the Range Rover range... and Football.

Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

Also, buffet breakfast at a hotel... Council.
Absolutely, After noting that there was a breakfast buffet at the Intercontinental Estoril, I insisted on being upgraded to the club lounge where table service was correctly served.

Thankyou4calling

8,611 posts

131 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
A mile to the East of Hunstanton and you are in the North sea.

OpulentBob

10,994 posts

138 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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Thankyou4calling said:
AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
A mile to the East of Hunstanton and you are in the North sea.
rofl

Quoted just in case

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.940362,0.4968086...

V8mate

44,048 posts

147 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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Thankyou4calling said:
AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
A mile to the East of Hunstanton and you are in the North sea.

motco

13,503 posts

204 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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I suppose drinking this stuff straight from a bottle in a brown paper bag while sitting on a park bench is a bit lower than council...


Frank7

6,290 posts

45 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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ApOrbital said:
Going to scarborough for a holiday.
Just being there for any reason qualifies I'd say,
ditto Skegness, Blackpool, and emphatically Rhyl.

Frank7

6,290 posts

45 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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SantaBarbara said:
ApOrbital said:
Going to scarborough for a holiday.
Is the holiday camp still there about two mile along the coast?
Saying two mile, rather than two miles, northern? council.

Europa1

10,923 posts

146 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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V8mate said:
Thankyou4calling said:
AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
A mile to the East of Hunstanton and you are in the North sea.
A mile south-ish of Hunstanton, and the children are called Anne, Charles, Andrew and Edward.

nonsequitur

14,753 posts

74 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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hyphen said:
Heads up- the Asda christmas saving club has opened for the year...

Not much of a bonus for all the sacrifce of ready meals and doughnuts.

Rick101

6,093 posts

108 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Browsing Google earlier and found this picture of Councilness.

Unmaintained grass
Discarded pallets in front of house
Smoking

Just think, all the way out there and she still manages to get to a Primark for some leapordskin leggins.

https://goo.gl/maps/Nn1JN8rcL3R2

JPJPJP

9,423 posts

126 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Making a vodka burrito to sneak vodka into a gig

https://twitter.com/jodiekinzzz/status/89679293141...

MikeT66

1,777 posts

82 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Have had this lady yet....?



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Sorry - it's just important not to forget the finer things from Vol2... or was it Vol1 as well?

wolfracesonic

4,382 posts

85 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Every time that image comes up the words 'Smurf porn' come into my head.

Nickbrapp

3,695 posts

88 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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HTP99 said:
Holidayed in Addingham Yorkshire for 5 days, 2 weeks ago; we spent all week walking the Yorkshire moors with our 2 dogs, most definately not council.
Who are you? Theresa May?

Saleen836

7,996 posts

167 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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MikeT66 said:
Have had this lady yet....?



cloud9

Sorry - it's just important not to forget the finer things from Vol2... or was it Vol1 as well?
Everytime I see this photo I always think Helen Flanagan

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