A bit council (Vol 3)

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hyphen

8,607 posts

27 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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Heads up- the Asda christmas saving club has opened for the year...


captain_cynic

3,788 posts

32 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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alorotom said:
Try and tell that to all the multi millionaire and billionaire Arab, Chinese, Russian etc... groups that summer in the U.K. every year
Case in Point.

If the newly rich from China, ME and Russia were English, they'd be the most council of the council. Gold plating everywhere, loads of tat, their behaviour would make the wayniest of the Waynes blush. If I'm at a hotel with a buffet breakfast and see the bus load of Chinese pull up, I sleep until lunch. Just because they're rich, does not preclude them from being council. If that were true you'd need to explain the Range Rover range... and Football.

Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

Also, buffet breakfast at a hotel... Council.

CharlesdeGaulle

9,764 posts

117 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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captain_cynic said:
Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

This has already been addressed by me and others, but you chaps are holidaying in the wrong places in UK if you believe that.

Cotty

33,189 posts

221 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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captain_cynic said:
Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

Also, buffet breakfast at a hotel... Council.
You are obviously going to the wrong places. Try avoiding places like Blackpool and Newquay

sleepera6

4,540 posts

34 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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True British nationalism going on here......


Sure, a seaside holiday by an obscure beach in Devon is great, but I'd much rather spend a week in Malaysia (biased) , Canary Islands, Singapore etc.
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talksthetorque

5,588 posts

72 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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captain_cynic said:
Case in Point.

If the newly rich from China, ME and Russia were English, they'd be the most council of the council. Gold plating everywhere, loads of tat, their behaviour would make the wayniest of the Waynes blush. If I'm at a hotel with a buffet breakfast and see the bus load of Chinese pull up, I sleep until lunch. Just because they're rich, does not preclude them from being council. If that were true you'd need to explain the Range Rover range... and Football.

Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

Also, buffet breakfast at a hotel... Council.
Absolutely, After noting that there was a breakfast buffet at the Intercontinental Estoril, I insisted on being upgraded to the club lounge where table service was correctly served.

Thankyou4calling

6,640 posts

110 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
A mile to the East of Hunstanton and you are in the North sea.

OpulentBob

10,311 posts

117 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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Thankyou4calling said:
AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
A mile to the East of Hunstanton and you are in the North sea.
rofl

Quoted just in case

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.940362,0.4968086...

V8mate

41,450 posts

126 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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Thankyou4calling said:
AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
A mile to the East of Hunstanton and you are in the North sea.

motco

11,301 posts

183 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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I suppose drinking this stuff straight from a bottle in a brown paper bag while sitting on a park bench is a bit lower than council...


Frank7

2,142 posts

24 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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ApOrbital said:
Going to scarborough for a holiday.
Just being there for any reason qualifies I'd say,
ditto Skegness, Blackpool, and emphatically Rhyl.

Frank7

2,142 posts

24 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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SantaBarbara said:
ApOrbital said:
Going to scarborough for a holiday.
Is the holiday camp still there about two mile along the coast?
Saying two mile, rather than two miles, northern? council.

Europa1

7,311 posts

125 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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V8mate said:
Thankyou4calling said:
AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
A mile to the East of Hunstanton and you are in the North sea.
A mile south-ish of Hunstanton, and the children are called Anne, Charles, Andrew and Edward.

nonsequitur

7,220 posts

53 months

Thursday 24th August 2017
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hyphen said:
Heads up- the Asda christmas saving club has opened for the year...

Not much of a bonus for all the sacrifce of ready meals and doughnuts.

Rick101

5,665 posts

87 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Browsing Google earlier and found this picture of Councilness.

Unmaintained grass
Discarded pallets in front of house
Smoking

Just think, all the way out there and she still manages to get to a Primark for some leapordskin leggins.

https://goo.gl/maps/Nn1JN8rcL3R2

JPJPJP

6,478 posts

105 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Making a vodka burrito to sneak vodka into a gig

https://twitter.com/jodiekinzzz/status/89679293141...

MikeT66

1,001 posts

61 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Have had this lady yet....?



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Sorry - it's just important not to forget the finer things from Vol2... or was it Vol1 as well?

wolfracesonic

3,234 posts

64 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Every time that image comes up the words 'Smurf porn' come into my head.

Nickbrapp

2,460 posts

67 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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HTP99 said:
Holidayed in Addingham Yorkshire for 5 days, 2 weeks ago; we spent all week walking the Yorkshire moors with our 2 dogs, most definately not council.
Who are you? Theresa May?

Saleen836

5,841 posts

146 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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MikeT66 said:
Have had this lady yet....?



cloud9

Sorry - it's just important not to forget the finer things from Vol2... or was it Vol1 as well?
Everytime I see this photo I always think Helen Flanagan