A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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droopsnoot

11,933 posts

242 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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I like a good car boot sale, but many of the points raised are good ones. But when you have old cars, they can be a good source of tools, parts sometimes and the like. I've had some good bargains over the years, but equally many more times I've just walked past stall after stall of second-hand clothes.

NickCQ

5,392 posts

96 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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anonymous said:
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I know exactly the place you mean, occasionally I have to tow a boat on a trailer past there. I am sure one day some dope won't see it and will pull out straight into it.

hyphen

26,262 posts

90 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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Saleen836

11,112 posts

209 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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hyphen said:
Shouldn't this be in the thread for things that make you laugh?

Wiccan of Darkness

1,839 posts

83 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Saleen836 said:
hyphen said:
Shouldn't this be in the thread for things that make you laugh?
Possibly, until you read the bit at the bottom about 'body shaming'. Nobody wants to be cheek-by-jowl with a flabby pasty blue-veined muffin-top dripping with sweat on the tube, to refer to it as 'body shaming' is utterly council. It is not body shaming, it's saying lardy obese flabbiness is NOT NORMAL - so stop trying to defend obesity by referring it as body shaming or 'people who are confident with their plus size'.

Obesity is set to bankrupt the NHS; the first step is to make it socially unacceptable. Lay off the pies, thunder-thighs.

As for car boot sales, like anything council it's a state of mind. Burger-munching, zafira-driving wobble-monsters harking to get 10p off a stolen ashtray, is a council state of mind. But my mum does boot sales and can spot a bargain a mile off - as such she has 12 crates of Worcester porcelein in the garage. All from boot sales, all paid 50p or less for each item.


I picked up a Clarice Cliff milk jug offered for 10p a few years back. I told the bloke it was worth more and he said 'ok mate, call it a quid' and chucked out a gurgly COPD-ridden laugh, exposing a tar-stained gob with only a third of his nicotine-stained teeth remaining. I gave him a quid and said it was a clarice cliff. 'Don't give a fk, mate' he replied 'just glad to get rid of it'. 'oh' I said.

Stopped by the stall an hour later to peruse his other wares, as I picked up a plate he said '50p mate but yours for a fiver' and gave another gurgly chuckle, and admitted he was joking about the quid, thought I was a bit of a mug for paying ten times the asking price. 'Not at all' I replied. 'Like I said it was a Clarice Cliff and one sold on ebay a while back for £800.'


You could hear his aneurysm pop from the other side of the field as his dreams of upgrading the zafira to a frontera on gumtree went up in a huge cloud of vaping smoke.

kowalski655

14,640 posts

143 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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That is such a poetic description Wican smile
Did you sell it for£800?

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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kowalski655 said:
That is such a poetic description Wican smile
Did you sell it for£800?
No, turns out it was fake - worth 99p at best.

Wiccan of Darkness

1,839 posts

83 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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schmunk said:
kowalski655 said:
That is such a poetic description Wican smile
Did you sell it for£800?
No, turns out it was fake - worth 99p at best.
Not quite, it was genuine. Not £800 though (similar have sold for that, I figured it was worth a ton but just wanted to aggravate the guy since he was so smug about thinking he'd got one over on me, so gave him a taste of his own medicine).

I did ebay it in the end, went for just under £200 iirc plus fees etc. Wish I'd kept it, that stuff is worth an absolute fortune now. Currently a huge revival in the arts and crafts movement. People are buying them as investments.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Having seen her solely on Bargain Hunt, I have always thought Clarice Cliff to be the most council of "high art".

CharlesdeGaulle

26,265 posts

180 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Wiccan of Darkness said:
... But my mum does boot sales and can spot a bargain a mile off - as such she has 12 crates of Worcester porcelein in the garage. All from boot sales, all paid 50p or less for each item.
What does she plan to do with these 12 crates of unwanted crockery?

Plinth

713 posts

88 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Wiccan of Darkness said:
... But my mum does boot sales and can spot a bargain a mile off - as such she has 12 crates of Worcester porcelein in the garage. All from boot sales, all paid 50p or less for each item.
What does she plan to do with these 12 crates of unwanted crockery?
Take them to a boot sale.

illmonkey

18,199 posts

198 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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New poundland opening...


anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Reminds me of that photo of Lib Dems...

alorotom

11,939 posts

187 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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illmonkey said:
New poundland opening...

looks like theyre queuing to get out???

Whistle

1,405 posts

133 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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illmonkey said:
New poundland opening...

F***ck me that crowd are the dregs of the bk$.


nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Whistle said:
illmonkey said:
New poundland opening...

F***ck me that crowd are the dregs of the bk$.
Oh I don't know. I always had a soft spot for Jenny McAlpine.

55palfers

5,909 posts

164 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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The Poundland pic reminds me of this...


V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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nicanary said:
Whistle said:
illmonkey said:
New poundland opening...

F***ck me that crowd are the dregs of the bk$.
Oh I don't know. I always had a soft spot for Jenny McAlpine.
At least the store manager put a vest on for the press pic!

MWM3

1,763 posts

122 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Idiots reverse into a sink hole ....

http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/couple-annoyed...

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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MWM3 said:
Idiots reverse into a sink hole ....

http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/couple-annoyed...
I'm loving the Top Gun jacket, with the "Maverick" logo.

as they crash their mobility fighter jet. Well take my breath away or my dole pole.

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