A bit council (Vol 3)

[ApOrbital]

Bet she takes it up the wrong one.

[Gary29]

ApOrbital said:

Bet she takes it up the wrong one from her Da.

FTFY

[Shuvi McTupya]

captain_cynic said:

Whed did a Q3 become a flash car?

Its the cheapest Audi SUV you can get, a jacked up Golf. It's probably on Motability.

Point taken, but they start at about £28k or something, how much does it cost to repair a bit of fence?

[V8mate]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Dog Star said:

Pah! This is my favourite

If women that look like that turn you on you must walk around your average town centre on a friday night with a raging stalk on!

Mouth-breathers are crap at blow jobs though.

[Dog Star]

Shuvi McTupya said:

If women that look like that turn you on you must walk around your average town centre on a friday night with a raging stalk on!

Mrs DS won't let me out unsupervised if I've had strong drink.

[The Dangerous Elk]

Dog Star said:

Shuvi McTupya said:

If women that look like that turn you on you must walk around your average town centre on a friday night with a raging stalk on!

Mrs DS won't let me out unsupervised if I've had strong drink.

I would need strong drugs

[alorotom]

captain_cynic said:

Whed did a Q3 become a flash car?

Its the cheapest Audi SUV you can get, a jacked up Golf. It's probably on Motability.

its not, and its not ... the Q2 is cheaper

[captain_cynic]

alorotom said:

captain_cynic said:

Whed did a Q3 become a flash car?

Its the cheapest Audi SUV you can get, a jacked up Golf. It's probably on Motability.

its not, and its not ... the Q2 is cheaper

I never knew about the Q2 so I sit corrected

I'm going to guess the Q2 is a jacked up Polo. In my defence I am neither an Audi or SUV fan.

[Gary29]

Blimey

[alorotom]

Not sure if this has been mentioned before (if so apologies) ... men wearing necklaces

[V8mate]

alorotom said:

Not sure if this has been mentioned before (if so apologies) ... men wearing necklaces

[alorotom]

V8mate said:

alorotom said:

Not sure if this has been mentioned before (if so apologies) ... men wearing necklaces

Indeed, tattoos, bare chest, massive bling belt buckle hipster beard ... “I pity the foo who emulates council”

[Pieman68]

alorotom said:

Indeed, tattoos, bare chest, massive bling belt buckle hipster beard ... “I pity the foo who emulates council”

Not a Labour voter though judging by the large Star of David

[LeadFarmer]

Gary29 said:

Blimey

I would.

In fact, I wouldn't ever climb off her. She would have to wait until I've rotted off.

[alorotom]

LeadFarmer said:

Gary29 said:

Blimey

I would.

In fact, I wouldn't ever climb off her. She would have to wait until I've rotted off.

Indeed ... not even wild horses could drag me off ...

[Dog Star]

LeadFarmer said:

I would.

In fact, I wouldn't ever climb off her. She would have to wait until I've rotted off.

[V8mate]

alorotom said:

Indeed ... not even wild horses could drag me off ...

A couple of ponies could though.

[MartG]

alorotom said:

LeadFarmer said:

Gary29 said:

Blimey

I would.

In fact, I wouldn't ever climb off her. She would have to wait until I've rotted off.

Indeed ... not even wild horses could drag me off ...

If that is how she dresses for a funeral, I wonder what she wears when she's on the pull...

[gus607]

MartG said:

alorotom said:

LeadFarmer said:

Gary29 said:

Blimey

I would.

In fact, I wouldn't ever climb off her. She would have to wait until I've rotted off.

Indeed ... not even wild horses could drag me off ...

If that is how she dresses for a funeral, I wonder what she wears when she's on the pull...

Surely they can't be real ? Can they ?

[nonsequitur]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Dog Star said:

Pah! This is my favourite

If women that look like that turn you on you must walk around your average town centre on a friday night with a raging stalk on!

I think Dog Star was being ironic. I hope.