Men, Public toilets & loosing all control
Discussion
d' probably has a title along the lines of 'Dingleberry Prevention Officer'OpulentBob said:
Aah, the "Lucky Eddie". Where you find the paper so clean, you fold it up and put it in your pocket for blowing your nose on later.
I've not heard that meaning of a Lucky Eddie. I heard it was the middle guy in a gay three way situation. It is also a friend of mines stage name as a musician.What you are describing I have heard of as 'drawing an ace'.
MrBrightSi said:
........ Women had gone out and flushed their bags and shoes down the toilet..............
I can't comment on the shoes, but as I understand it light fingered women would nick purses / handbags and retreat to the ladies toilets. There they could rifle through the contents in the privacy of the cubicle, extract what they wanted to keep and flush the rest down the toilet.sc0tt said:
How on earth can you flush a handbag down the toilet?
By using one of the toilets in the hotel I stayed in whilst in Cairns. The flush was so powerful that I had to hang on to the doorframe of the bathroom as sheets, towels, complimentary tea & biscuits, shoes and a small flatscreen television were all sucked into the swirling vortex within the gaping maw of that portal to hell.It had quite a flush.
Uncle John said:
talksthetorque said:
Double points if it disappears around the bend so you can't see either it, or if it "wiped it's feet" on the way round.
Also known as the 'Teflon Coated Ghost' - No mess, and it's nowhere to be seen.Usually happens in public loos when the paper isn't of a suitable ply.
sc0tt said:
How on earth can you flush a handbag down the toilet?
These were the small handbags (not much bigger than some purses) that ladies tend to carry on a night out rather than the large ones that are used in the day that could fit a kitchen sink into.I was rather surprised myself to be asked to extract said items from the pipework of a ladies toilets in a city centre nightclub in the mid 90's but there were a few down there.
The cleanest public toilets i ever experienced was when i went to Switzerland and was visiting a town square. But i think maybe it was because it cost the equivalent of i suppose .50 cents to gain access to the stall?
Maybe?
Then again i still to this day comment on how pristine Switzerland was. Not one piece or trash anywhere, not even cigarette butts or gum. Cleanest place ive ever been to be honest.
Maybe?
Then again i still to this day comment on how pristine Switzerland was. Not one piece or trash anywhere, not even cigarette butts or gum. Cleanest place ive ever been to be honest.
Edited by ESOG on Thursday 13th December 21:40
Johnnytheboy said:
I work next to a garden centre in a genteel area of Dorset and use their loos.
The things nice middle class pensioners can do to a toilet are beyond belief.
So it's 'Santa's Grotto' time in the garden centre.The things nice middle class pensioners can do to a toilet are beyond belief.
The demographic is younger and scummier than usual (though with more milf).
However... what is this thing for leaving the toilet full of a lot of loo roll? No poo, just lots of scrunched up loo roll!
Johnnytheboy said:
So it's 'Santa's Grotto' time in the garden centre.
The demographic is younger and scummier than usual (though with more milf).
However... what is this thing for leaving the toilet full of a lot of loo roll? No poo, just lots of scrunched up loo roll!
Wimmin innit. Nip in for a minor dribble, wrap half a loo roll around their hand and punch themselves in the sponge lightly to absorb the single drip. Repeat many times. Wash mitts, fix eyeliner and lippy and forget to flush.The demographic is younger and scummier than usual (though with more milf).
However... what is this thing for leaving the toilet full of a lot of loo roll? No poo, just lots of scrunched up loo roll!
Or based upon loo roll usage in all the houses I have lived in with up to 4 females at a time, I assume that to be their MO when taking a leak.
Do agree, Switzerland is an incredibly hot clean country, yet you don't really see much in the way of maintenance, it's as if it's magically all done when no-one is looking, of course probably as the country has an excellent work ethic and respect people don't make the place a tip to start with.
Don't get me started on toilet roll usage. I reckon a roll would last me a month if I lived on my own. We get through about one every 3 days. Think she eats it.
Don't get me started on toilet roll usage. I reckon a roll would last me a month if I lived on my own. We get through about one every 3 days. Think she eats it.
GT03ROB said:
wildoliver said:
Don't get me started on toilet roll usage. I reckon a roll would last me a month if I lived on my own. We get through about one every 3 days. Think she eats it.
Is that all?? I seem to be forever buying 24 packs or unblocking bogs that are congested by them. Stop eating them.
GT03ROB said:
wildoliver said:
Don't get me started on toilet roll usage. I reckon a roll would last me a month if I lived on my own. We get through about one every 3 days. Think she eats it.
Is that all?? I seem to be forever buying 24 packs or unblocking bogs that are congested by them. 
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