PH Secret Santa 2017 - The Santae Awakens
Discussion
Ho Ho Ho!The Stantae said:
Dear Mr Tapeworm,
Apologies for the question but… Are you married to Charlotte? you see, I need to understand the depth of your relationship, it will help me figure out: do I go shopping at Love Honey or Dave’s Anal Danger Cave.
Cheers!
Stupidbutkeen
Currently looking for the most used one of these fists. XXL big enough? Fingers open or closed fist?
Found one that's been used by a dogging loving hobo that seems perfect. Will let it soak in some home made chilli oil until Christmas!
Shirt
what size pullover are you? S/M/L/XL
To Brum-Brum if you can please;
Please ask him what size is his Head .
please ask him to measure just below ears (the circumfrence)
also the measurement from the top of his nose to his chin.
And does he like Velvet ?
Apologies for the question but… Are you married to Charlotte? you see, I need to understand the depth of your relationship, it will help me figure out: do I go shopping at Love Honey or Dave’s Anal Danger Cave.
Cheers!
Stupidbutkeen
Currently looking for the most used one of these fists. XXL big enough? Fingers open or closed fist?
Found one that's been used by a dogging loving hobo that seems perfect. Will let it soak in some home made chilli oil until Christmas!
Shirt
what size pullover are you? S/M/L/XL
To Brum-Brum if you can please;
Please ask him what size is his Head .
please ask him to measure just below ears (the circumfrence)
also the measurement from the top of his nose to his chin.
And does he like Velvet ?
Ho Ho Ho!The Stantae said:
Dear Mr Tapeworm,
Apologies for the question but… Are you married to Charlotte? you see, I need to understand the depth of your relationship, it will help me figure out: do I go shopping at Love Honey or Dave’s Anal Danger Cave.
Cheers!
I am married to *a* Charlotte, one who is currently freaked out at being part of the stalking Apologies for the question but… Are you married to Charlotte? you see, I need to understand the depth of your relationship, it will help me figure out: do I go shopping at Love Honey or Dave’s Anal Danger Cave.
Cheers!
To Brum-Brum if you can please;
Please ask him what size is his Head .
please ask him to measure just below ears (the circumfrence)
also the measurement from the top of his nose to his chin.
And does he like Velvet ?
Slightly concerned.....however 58cm circumference,,,15cm nose to chin....
Velvet????...well I’m not terrified of it
Brum_Brum said:
To Brum-Brum if you can please;
Please ask him what size is his Head .
please ask him to measure just below ears (the circumfrence)
also the measurement from the top of his nose to his chin.
And does he like Velvet ?
Slightly concerned.....however 58cm circumference,,,15cm nose to chin....
Velvet????...well I’m not terrified of it
Someone's getting a velvet gimp mask!Please ask him what size is his Head .
please ask him to measure just below ears (the circumfrence)
also the measurement from the top of his nose to his chin.
And does he like Velvet ?
Slightly concerned.....however 58cm circumference,,,15cm nose to chin....
Velvet????...well I’m not terrified of it
I’ve just found the bargain of the century for my SS, it was on offer at a certain specialist car parts supplier. So I ordered it today.
The problem is, it’s so large, I suspect it will cost me a absolute fortune to get shipped, and the end of the planet to be wrapped in printed SS paper!
Are we allowed to wrap it in other sheets? Perhaps 3*3M of normal ( well perhaps not normal size! ) wrapping paper?
The problem is, it’s so large, I suspect it will cost me a absolute fortune to get shipped, and the end of the planet to be wrapped in printed SS paper!
Are we allowed to wrap it in other sheets? Perhaps 3*3M of normal ( well perhaps not normal size! ) wrapping paper?
nigelpugh7 said:
I’ve just found the bargain of the century for my SS, it was on offer at a certain specialist car parts supplier. So I ordered it today.
The problem is, it’s so large, I suspect it will cost me a absolute fortune to get shipped, and the end of the planet to be wrapped in printed SS paper!
Are we allowed to wrap it in other sheets? Perhaps 3*3M of normal ( well perhaps not normal size! ) wrapping paper?
I notice you are midlands based. Me too. I also travel the country for work, so PM me your victims rough area and if I’m in the region before Xmas, I’ll hand deliver itThe problem is, it’s so large, I suspect it will cost me a absolute fortune to get shipped, and the end of the planet to be wrapped in printed SS paper!
Are we allowed to wrap it in other sheets? Perhaps 3*3M of normal ( well perhaps not normal size! ) wrapping paper?
eltax91 said:
I notice you are midlands based. Me too. I also travel the country for work, so PM me your victims rough area and if I’m in the region before Xmas, I’ll hand deliver it
Thanks, that’s a very kind offer!Will ping you on private message, to see if it’s not too hard to arrange.
Thanks again.
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