Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

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motco

15,919 posts

245 months

Sunday 22nd April 2018
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Just this article in the Argus, Brighton's local newspaper:

The Argus says Devil's Dyke for dogging

The comments are classic!

Saleen836

11,061 posts

208 months

Sunday 22nd April 2018
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Wonder what's on the menu...


Clockwork Cupcake

74,395 posts

271 months

Sunday 22nd April 2018
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Saleen836 said:
Wonder what's on the menu...
Looks a bit fishy to me

Edit: I wonder if there's a vagatarian option?

AlexC1981

4,903 posts

216 months

Sunday 22nd April 2018
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Did the photographer get out alive, I wonder?

https://www.sadanduseless.com/grumpy-sphynx/


Russian Troll Bot

24,942 posts

226 months

Sunday 22nd April 2018
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The new Harry Potter book was a bit of a letdown


havoc

29,924 posts

234 months

Sunday 22nd April 2018
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Saleen836 said:
Wonder what's on the menu...
Looks a bit fishy to me

Edit: I wonder if there's a vagatarian option?
Eating out?

Ace-T

7,687 posts

254 months

Sunday 22nd April 2018
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cherryowen said:


I have no idea what this "warning label" was attached to

Could have been condensed into, "May result in dangerous"
Read out loud it becomes almost Haiku-like! hehe

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

218 months

66mpg

648 posts

106 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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Moonhawk

10,730 posts

218 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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Saleen836 said:
Wonder what's on the menu...

Waffles biggrin

Saleen836

11,061 posts

208 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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Moonhawk said:
Saleen836 said:
Wonder what's on the menu...

Waffles biggrin
Badly packed kebab yum

HTP99

22,443 posts

139 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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66mpg said:
lol, that's has been up for years and I've never taken much notice (I live a 5 minute drive away and often walk the dogs on Stoke Park)

irocfan

40,152 posts

189 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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Moonhawk said:
They've been watching Futurama!

Clockwork Cupcake

74,395 posts

271 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Surely they should have announced this 3 weeks ago?

gtidriver

3,334 posts

186 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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AlexC1981 said:
Did the photographer get out alive, I wonder?

https://www.sadanduseless.com/grumpy-sphynx/

Ive got a Sphynx cat and if i tried to dress him as a hot dog i would be at a&e having my hands stiched up. Thats why its grumpy, its paraded in costumes.

kowalski655

14,599 posts

142 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Saleen836 said:
Wonder what's on the menu...

Good for eating out

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

134 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/65655267...
Don't know if this has been posted before.


You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a st and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car

This car's got history. It's seen some st. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:
This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey.
In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla"

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."

Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Ultra Sound Guy

28,614 posts

193 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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This came up as a notification on my iPad...

Saleen836

11,061 posts

208 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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scratchchin wonder if anyone took any notice?

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