Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

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Speed 3

4,551 posts

119 months

Sunday 13th January 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Presumably they are also concerned about Schroedinger's Immigrant - someone both coming over here taking our jobs and at the same time sponging off the State and claiming benefits.
Not heard that definition before roflthumbup


Clockwork Cupcake

74,519 posts

272 months

Sunday 13th January 2019
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Speed 3 said:
Not heard that definition before roflthumbup
I made it up. Although I'd be surprised if I was the first person to do so.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Sunday 13th January 2019
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https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.8658995,-1.89754...

When you wish that two adjacent businesses were related




And yes, I do visit one of these for business wink

Turbotechnic

675 posts

76 months

Sunday 13th January 2019
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talksthetorque said:
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.8658995,-1.89754...

When you wish that two adjacent businesses were related




And yes, I do visit one of these for business wink
Do they do happy endings for an extra fee?

Johnspex

4,342 posts

184 months

Sunday 13th January 2019
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MartG said:
DoctorX said:
scratchchin

One can only assume they are too dumb to distinguish between 'standing for' and 'standing against' something - either that or they are really extreme Tories frown
Not too worried about spelling either-pentioners

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Sunday 13th January 2019
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Johnspex said:
MartG said:
DoctorX said:
scratchchin

One can only assume they are too dumb to distinguish between 'standing for' and 'standing against' something - either that or they are really extreme Tories frown
Not too worried about spelling either-pentioners

Is that not just the running order for Kay Burleigh's next show

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

151 months

Sunday 13th January 2019
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Johnspex said:
MartG said:
DoctorX said:
scratchchin

One can only assume they are too dumb to distinguish between 'standing for' and 'standing against' something - either that or they are really extreme Tories frown
Not too worried about spelling either-pentioners
WTF are 'fake laws'?

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Rostfritt said:
WTF are 'fake laws'?
Ones that don't match your own warped ideologies.

bristolracer

5,535 posts

149 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Shame they are not against the hijacking of what is for many, a mandatory item of safety equipment.

Krikkit

26,515 posts

181 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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bristolracer said:
Shame they are not against the hijacking of what is for many, a mandatory item of safety equipment.
They want a uniform, but are too thick to look beyond pound land.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Turbotechnic said:
talksthetorque said:
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.8658995,-1.89754...

When you wish that two adjacent businesses were related




And yes, I do visit one of these for business wink
Do they do happy endings for an extra fee?
They must do. And present you with an artists impression afterwards.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Huntsman said:
Eeeeew.

Those white spots on your trainers.....

Turbotechnic

675 posts

76 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Turbotechnic said:
talksthetorque said:
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.8658995,-1.89754...

When you wish that two adjacent businesses were related




And yes, I do visit one of these for business wink
Do they do happy endings for an extra fee?
They must do. And present you with an artists impression afterwards.
hehe

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

151 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Krikkit said:
bristolracer said:
Shame they are not against the hijacking of what is for many, a mandatory item of safety equipment.
They want a uniform, but are too thick to look beyond pound land.
Can't they just go to the Halloween costume department and all go as giant tomatoes or something?

rambo19

2,740 posts

137 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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V8mate said:
8Ace said:
It definitely *is* council; but part of me wishes I'd had the opportunity and indomitability to do the very same biggrin
Cannot see anything?

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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rambo19 said:
V8mate said:
8Ace said:
It definitely *is* council; but part of me wishes I'd had the opportunity and indomitability to do the very same biggrin
Cannot see anything?
Goes to a Tweet, upon which you need to press Play.

valiant

10,183 posts

160 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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bristolracer said:
Shame they are not against the hijacking of what is for many, a mandatory item of safety equipment.
Someone was thinking along the same lines...





shamelessly stolen from Twitter

irocfan

40,389 posts

190 months

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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Sexhow Park Farm , Hutton Rudby, North Yorkshire , TS15 0ER
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

OldSkoolRS

6,746 posts

179 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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JPJPJP said:
Sexhow Park Farm , Hutton Rudby, North Yorkshire , TS15 0ER
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...
There is a road sign that says 'Sexhow 2' which I remember my Dad taking a photo of once to show his colleagues when we were travelling up near there back in the late 1970s, it always stuck in my (dirty) mind. smile

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