Juvenile things that make you snigger vol 2

Juvenile things that make you snigger vol 2

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Magnum 475

1,192 posts

76 months

Friday 19th July
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Frank7 said:
irocfan said:
Magnum 475 said:
With people like this I like to explain things like the difference between:

1. Helping your uncle Jack off a horse
2. Helping your uncle jack off a horse

Small differences can have a massive impact on meaning!
shouldn't there be a comma or two in this?
As the first Jack has a capital J, and the other
jack has a lower case j, I think that it works.
Correct, it's about capitalisation rather than commas.

sospan

693 posts

166 months

Friday 19th July
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Johnspex said:
My ex-wife used to say 'are house' but would spell it our.
When I pointed it out she said it's spelled 'our' and pronounced 'are'.
I suggested she look in the dictionary for the pronunciation of 'hour' and then of 'our'.
They are, of course the same. Nothing to do with 'are'.
Silly cow. We are very much divorced.
It’s just Madness innit?

Pit Pony

2,368 posts

65 months

Friday 19th July
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sospan said:
Johnspex said:
My ex-wife used to say 'are house' but would spell it our.
When I pointed it out she said it's spelled 'our' and pronounced 'are'.
I suggested she look in the dictionary for the pronunciation of 'hour' and then of 'our'.
They are, of course the same. Nothing to do with 'are'.
Silly cow. We are very much divorced.
It’s just Madness innit?
Sometimes marriage is madness.
Sometimes less so.


V8mate

42,558 posts

133 months

Friday 19th July
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Magnum 475 said:
Frank7 said:
irocfan said:
Magnum 475 said:
With people like this I like to explain things like the difference between:

1. Helping your uncle Jack off a horse
2. Helping your uncle jack off a horse

Small differences can have a massive impact on meaning!
shouldn't there be a comma or two in this?
As the first Jack has a capital J, and the other
jack has a lower case j, I think that it works.
Correct, it's about capitalisation rather than commas.
If you're not going to use commas, the first one would need a capital U as well.

And then she

4,399 posts

69 months

Friday 19th July
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sospan said:
Johnspex said:
My ex-wife used to say 'are house' but would spell it our.
When I pointed it out she said it's spelled 'our' and pronounced 'are'.
I suggested she look in the dictionary for the pronunciation of 'hour' and then of 'our'.
They are, of course the same. Nothing to do with 'are'.
Silly cow. We are very much divorced.
It’s just Madness innit?
Shut Up.

talksthetorque

6,132 posts

79 months

Friday 19th July
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And then she said:
Shut Up.
No need for that, you're asking for a Black Eye. Peace.

Baron Greenback

4,015 posts

94 months

Friday 19th July
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Surley this will double homeless numbers!

Grahamdub

2,855 posts

87 months

Friday 19th July
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Baron Greenback said:


Surley this will double homeless numbers!
They will need smaller houses though

And then she

4,399 posts

69 months

Friday 19th July
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talksthetorque said:
And then she said:
Shut Up.
No need for that, you're asking for a Black Eye. Peace.
Aaarrrghh. One of us is due a parrot, but which...?

WJNB

1,894 posts

105 months

Friday 19th July
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Children driving noisy cars at supposedly static car events & nearly killing others while showing off. There will be a bad accident one day soon.

George Smiley

2,357 posts

25 months

Friday 19th July
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WJNB said:
Children driving noisy cars at supposedly static car events & nearly killing others while showing off. There will be a bad accident one day soon.
That makes you snigger?

S11Steve

5,414 posts

128 months

Friday 19th July
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George Smiley said:
WJNB said:
Children driving noisy cars at supposedly static car events & nearly killing others while showing off. There will be a bad accident one day soon.
That makes you snigger?
Mistakenly posted in here rather than the Council thread?

MartG

14,422 posts

148 months

Friday 19th July
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Flat6er

1,593 posts

154 months

Saturday 20th July
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Baron Greenback said:


Surley this will double homeless numbers!
made me chuckle. it's by a Birmingham artist called fokawolf. follow on insta for similar funny renegade provocative posters and "artworks"

glenrobbo

15,561 posts

94 months

Saturday 20th July
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MartG said:
That thing's useless: it's only got two digits on the display screen. rolleyes

Einion Yrth

17,762 posts

188 months

Saturday 20th July
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Ultra Sound Guy said:
That's Japanese.

nonsequitur

9,641 posts

60 months

Saturday 20th July
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Einion Yrth said:
Ultra Sound Guy said:
That's Japanese.
Konnichi Wa, arigato! I believe this is a snigger thread, regardless of any lost in translation moments.hehe

Baron Greenback

4,015 posts

94 months

Saturday 20th July
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glenrobbo said:
MartG said:
That thing's useless: it's only got two digits on the display screen. rolleyes
That reminds me of living in middle east and by law having a pinger noise if going over 70mph and they 1st idea was to increaset the speed of the pings the faster you go! Guess the local raced to get a constant tone asap!

MartG

14,422 posts

148 months

Saturday 20th July
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For science...


motco

12,186 posts

190 months

Saturday 20th July
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Upwind, or downwind?