Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[JimbobVFR]

This made me snigger this morning

[RicksAlfas]

aka_kerrly said:

It took a while before a Welsh speaker pointed out that the Welsh text is essentially " I am not in the office at the moment".

[Lemming Train]

yellowjack said:

Cyberman ciggie bins in London. Creepy, like being in an episode of Dr Who...

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[yellowjack]

Lemming Train said:

yellowjack said:

Cyberman ciggie bins in London. Creepy, like being in an episode of Dr Who...

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Cheers! I hadn't seen that thread until you linked to it. Quite amusing, and I've only scrolled through a couple of pages.

[anonymous-user]

Johnspex said:

talksthetorque said:

Johnspex said:

No discussion to be had. What you wrote was completely utterly stupidly fking wrong.

Oh, get off of your high horse

C

I'm not on of a high horse so I cannot get off of it.

If you can't get off of your high horse then get that chip off of your shoulder; it'll make you feel better to get it off of your chest.

(Sorry not trying to give you a breakdown ;-) )

[anonymous-user]

KrazyIvan said:

The difference between men and women is the mental picture related to the term facial.

Yes for years I always snigger when the other half goes for a facial; she then always rolls her eyes.

[rich12]

MikeStroud said:

Yes for years I always snigger when the other half goes for a facial; she then always rolls her eyes.

Little do you know, you're both talking about the same 'facial'

[SeeFive]

rich12 said:

MikeStroud said:

Yes for years I always snigger when the other half goes for a facial; she then always rolls her eyes.

Little do you know, you're both talking about the same 'facial'

Question is, can she still roll her eyes when she gets home or are they glued shut?

[V8mate]

Drihump Trolomite said:

V8mate said:

Oooph

[mintybiscuit]

Available in Salisbury ?

[Evoluzione]

Meanwhile down at my local hospital...

[Cold]

Sounds more interesting than my local hospital.

[HTP99]

Drihump Trolomite said:

V8mate said:

Oooph

Still not getting this one?

[Cold]

The wonderfully named Shelby Gash from Whispering Hills in Kansas has put her Christmas decorations up onto the roof of the her house. The festive arrangement was a deliberate choice but unfortunately the display only lasted four days before being removed.

[Sticks.]

Cold said:

Sounds more interesting than my local hospital.

I wouldn't fancy doing the cleaning though.

[nonsequitur]

Cold said:

Sounds more interesting than my local hospital.

AND a sign saying refrain from being an onanist.

[Frank7]

HTP99 said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

V8mate said:

Oooph

Still not getting this one?

I want to give you a hint, but I’m afraid of being
censured if I word it clumsily, (not a clue).

[Shuvi McTupya]

[KrazyIvan]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Is that what "voting with your feet" does to you...

[Mothersruin]

KrazyIvan said:

Shuvi McTupya said:

Is that what "voting with your feet" does to you...

I'll put a tenner on that the shoe on the right foot is actually a 'left' foot shoe too.