Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[yellowjack]

MartG said:

I drink my coffee from a Shakespeare insults mug. I bought it up in Stratford-upon-Avon when we stayed there and did a tour of various places associated with the Bard and his life.

[talksthetorque]

Looks like the day mash have popped in again.

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/six-...

[MartG]

talksthetorque said:

Looks like the day mash have popped in again.

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/six-...

[nonsequitur]

CanAm said:

MartG said:

I remember someone on here getting in trouble for peeing in the kettle...

Hygienic for her knickers but not so good for the next bloody occupant!

Drinking Red Bush tea !

[irocfan]

nonsequitur said:

CanAm said:

MartG said:

I remember someone on here getting in trouble for peeing in the kettle...

Hygienic for her knickers but not so good for the next bloody occupant!

Drinking Red Bush tea !

[dartissimus]

Violence erupted at Dewsbury funeral when mourner was accused of strangling a cat

https://www.dewsburyreporter.co.uk/news/crime/viol...





He said he had been stroking the cat but was wrongly accused of trying to strangle it.

[yellowjack]

dartissimus said:

Violence erupted at Dewsbury funeral when mourner was accused of strangling a cat

https://www.dewsburyreporter.co.uk/news/crime/viol...

He said he had been stroking the cat but was wrongly accused of trying to strangle it.

Hmmm?

Man wanted for burglary, with 17 previous convictions for 25 offences (and that's just the ones known about) including violent crimes, who flies into a rage when accused of strangling a cat and then threatens folk with house bricks, all while claiming to be "mourning" his poor dead grandpa?

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and suggest that he probably WAS trying to strangle the cat...

[Astacus]

irocfan said:

nonsequitur said:

CanAm said:

MartG said:

I remember someone on here getting in trouble for peeing in the kettle...

Hygienic for her knickers but not so good for the next bloody occupant!

Drinking Red Bush tea !

Oh My God!

[Last Visit]

yellowjack said:

dartissimus said:

Violence erupted at Dewsbury funeral when mourner was accused of strangling a cat

https://www.dewsburyreporter.co.uk/news/crime/viol...

He said he had been stroking the cat but was wrongly accused of trying to strangle it.

Hmmm?

Man wanted for burglary, with 17 previous convictions for 25 offences (and that's just the ones known about) including violent crimes, who flies into a rage when accused of strangling a cat and then threatens folk with house bricks, all while claiming to be "mourning" his poor dead grandpa?

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and suggest that he probably WAS trying to strangle the cat...

I'm not going to go out on a limb but instead state the bleeding obvious that the whole sorry affair sounds as caaaahncillll as it gets!

[anonymous-user]

What on earth is it with things like this, Ebay and suchlike that very often you see people who just can grasp their own written language??? Is it lack of education that they not only don’t know the spelling, but are oblivious to how dim it makes them look??

[Jimmy Recard]

MartG said:

[MartG]

[HTP99]

MartG said:

"tortuous" lol!!

[Europa1]

Jimmy Recard said:

MartG said:

John Lennon? It looks like Rose West. Or am I due a whoosh parrot?

[nonsequitur]

MartG said:

Fancy shelling out £30 for that !

[nonsequitur]

One of the options on my utility company phone menu:

'Press 5 if you are unhappy' .

...' Well, its like this. It started when my...'

[Huff]

HTP99 said:

MartG said:

"tortuous" lol!!

Turtley litigious.

[Down and out]

V6 Pushfit said:

What on earth is it with things like this, Ebay and suchlike that very often you see people who just can grasp their own written language??? Is it lack of education that they not only don’t know the spelling, but are oblivious to how dim it makes them look??

Can't.

[anonymous-user]

Down and out said:

Can't.

I wondered when some one would sea that

[Baron Greenback]

https://twistedsifter.com/videos/what-if-animals-w...

Some great animated short films that tickled my juvenile side of me.