Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[paua]

nonsequitur said:

CanAm said:

MartG said:

I remember someone on here getting in trouble for peeing in the kettle...

Hygienic for her knickers but not so good for the next bloody occupant!

Drinking Red Bush tea !

Careful now, you'll be giving Gwyneth Paltrow ideas.

[Rewe]

Astacus said:

irocfan said:

nonsequitur said:

CanAm said:

MartG said:

I remember someone on here getting in trouble for peeing in the kettle...

Hygienic for her knickers but not so good for the next bloody occupant!

Drinking Red Bush tea !

Oh My God!

[Steve vRS]

V6 Pushfit said:

Down and out said:

Can't.

I wondered when some one would sea that

Grammar isn’t there strong point.

[dudleybloke]

Steve vRS said:

V6 Pushfit said:

Down and out said:

Can't.

I wondered when some one would sea that

Grammar isn’t there strong point.

Noit is nt isit.

[MartG]

paua said:

nonsequitur said:

CanAm said:

MartG said:

I remember someone on here getting in trouble for peeing in the kettle...

Hygienic for her knickers but not so good for the next bloody occupant!

Drinking Red Bush tea !

Careful now, you'll be giving Gwyneth Paltrow ideas.

[Rostfritt]

irocfan said:

MartG said:

I remember someone on here getting in trouble for peeing in the kettle...

I remember my grandfather used to make my grandmother tea and a boiled egg for breakfast and she just couldn't understand how he managed to get the tea and eggs so perfectly timed. She was somewhat less than amused to discover one day that he simply popped the egg in to the kettle so that it would be ready at the same time as the tea

My first point would be that boiling the bloody knickers would just make the stain set in more, you should soak it in cold.

Secondly, didn't she realise when fishing a bit of feather out of her tea?

[gobuddygo]

Baron Greenback said:

https://twistedsifter.com/videos/what-if-animals-w...

Some great animated short films that tickled my juvenile side of me.

Really funny those, thanks for the heads up.

[anonymous-user]

gobuddygo said:

Baron Greenback said:

https://twistedsifter.com/videos/what-if-animals-w...

Some great animated short films that tickled my juvenile side of me.

Really funny those, thanks for the heads up.

Excellent!

[MartG]

[V8mate]

MartG said:

Given it's a Godly sort, I think the 'snigger' version is probably closer to the truth than the 'what it's supposed to say'.

[nonsequitur]

MartG said:

'In Cod We Trust' ? Is Virginia a fishing mecca?

[talksthetorque]

nonsequitur said:

'In Cod We Trust' ? Is Virginia a fishing mecca?

It’s a good job they checked how to spell Virginia.

[Dog Chops]

paua said:

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop website sells out of vagina-scented candles within hours

...

candle called "This Smells Like My Vagina"

maybe she'd just waxed?

[MartG]

Warning - contains naughty words

https://bit.ly/2NzOJpE

[MartG]

Translates as "Adult cream pie"

[MartG]

WTF !

[Baron Greenback]

The only think I can think of is the breast pockets are inside out!

[MartG]

Baron Greenback said:

The only think I can think of is the breast pockets are inside out!

Do you mean pockets ON the breast, or pockets FOR breasts ?

[Rewe]

MartG said:

WTF !

I’d love to have seen that dress 20 years ago!

[rich12]

The first question and answer