Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[bristolbaron]

One for the Bristol boys!

[bristolracer]

bristolbaron said:

One for the Bristol boys!

Brilliant

[LordGrover]

Gurtlush, babber.

[vaderface]

Storm Dennis (Pennis)

[MartG]

[talksthetorque]

Looking at hotels, always best to check the low reviews out - to see if the hotel is full of morons who complain about anything. Stumbled across this gem and the straightforward Italian response.

[LaserTam]

Excellent reply

[glenrobbo]

Johnspex said:

I don't get it.

You can get it if you really want...

[illmonkey]

You go to John Lewis to do rude things to mannequins hands and you see someone’s beaten you to it. They’ve done well though...

[MartG]

[MartG]

World Taekwondo Federation changes name over 'negative connotations'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/taekwondo/40391326?fbc...

[MartG]

[nonsequitur]

MartG said:

World Taekwondo Federation changes name over 'negative connotations'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/taekwondo/40391326?fbc...

WTF did they do that for?

[havoc]

nonsequitur said:

MartG said:

World Taekwondo Federation changes name over 'negative connotations'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/taekwondo/40391326?fbc...

WTF did they do that for?

So they could go FTW!

[Ultra Sound Guy]

The Rebel Whopper® is plant-based; however, it is cooked on the same broiler as our original WHOPPER® to deliver the same unique flame-grilled taste. Due to shared cooking equipment it may not be suitable for vegetarians.

What’s the point?!

[Tyre Tread]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

The Rebel Whopper® is plant-based; however, it is cooked on the same broiler as our original WHOPPER® to deliver the same unique flame-grilled taste. Due to shared cooking equipment it may not be suitable for vegetarians.

What’s the point?!

To appeal to the huge number of people who,although not vegetarians, are consciously reducing their meat consumption.

Although why you'd choose to do that at a burger joint is beyond me.

[anonymous-user]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

The Rebel Whopper® is plant-based; however, it is cooked on the same broiler as our original WHOPPER® to deliver the same unique flame-grilled taste. Due to shared cooking equipment it may not be suitable for vegetarians.

What’s the point?!

I thought it was made from cuts of Rebel Wilson.

[Oldandslow]

broombroomcar said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

The Rebel Whopper® is plant-based; however, it is cooked on the same broiler as our original WHOPPER® to deliver the same unique flame-grilled taste. Due to shared cooking equipment it may not be suitable for vegetarians.

What’s the point?!

I thought it was made from cuts of Rebel Wilson.

If it'll get her to stop making films I'll have 10 please, right now!

[captain_cynic]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

The Rebel Whopper® is plant-based; however, it is cooked on the same broiler as our original WHOPPER® to deliver the same unique flame-grilled taste. Due to shared cooking equipment it may not be suitable for vegetarians.

What’s the point?!

Publicity.

You cannot pay for the coverage they are getting from simultaneously pandering to and offending vegans.

[alorotom]

Tyre Tread said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

The Rebel Whopper® is plant-based; however, it is cooked on the same broiler as our original WHOPPER® to deliver the same unique flame-grilled taste. Due to shared cooking equipment it may not be suitable for vegetarians.

What’s the point?!

To appeal to the huge number of people who,although not vegetarians, are consciously reducing their meat consumption.

I now seem to gravitate to the plant based alternatives, I genuinely prefer them. The texture and taste is spot on (and often better than the meaty originals) from the ones I’ve tried already.