Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

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john2443

6,337 posts

211 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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2 Chinese students I can see from the office window have taken their face masks off so they can have a smoke.

They've now put the masks back on and have gone back inside confused

HTP99

22,546 posts

140 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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john2443 said:
2 Chinese students I can see from the office window have taken their face masks off so they can have a smoke.

They've now put the masks back on and have gone back inside confused

Huntsman

8,054 posts

250 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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I just left an absolutly stinking rotten toxic gas fart in B&Q.

DoctorX

7,277 posts

167 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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alorotom said:
Tyre Tread said:
Ultra Sound Guy said:

The Rebel Whopper® is plant-based; however, it is cooked on the same broiler as our original WHOPPER® to deliver the same unique flame-grilled taste. Due to shared cooking equipment it may not be suitable for vegetarians.

What’s the point?!
To appeal to the huge number of people who,although not vegetarians, are consciously reducing their meat consumption.
I now seem to gravitate to the plant based alternatives, I genuinely prefer them. The texture and taste is spot on (and often better than the meaty originals) from the ones I’ve tried already.
That actually looks quite edible and may give this a try. Hopefully they’ll be some meat fat left on the grill. Anybody know what plant this is based on? Hopefully not that fungus stuff (Quorn) which makes me hurl.

Speed 3

4,563 posts

119 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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Johnspex

4,342 posts

184 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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Huntsman said:
I just left an absolutly stinking rotten toxic gas fart in B&Q.
What are you doing in B&Q when you should be in school?

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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Huntsman said:
I just left an absolutly stinking rotten toxic gas fart in B&Q.
Had you already paid for it?

Johnspex

4,342 posts

184 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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nonsequitur said:
Huntsman said:
I just left an absolutly stinking rotten toxic gas fart in B&Q.
Bb



Had you already paid for it?
Half term.

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

151 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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DoctorX said:
That actually looks quite edible and may give this a try. Hopefully they’ll be some meat fat left on the grill. Anybody know what plant this is based on? Hopefully not that fungus stuff (Quorn) which makes me hurl.
I know someone who would happily go for that. She hasn't eaten meat since she was 12, but will happily have meat based gravy and Yorkshires done in lard with a Sunday roast. She would not care about a bit of meat flavour on the grill.

It's funny when the staff at a restaurant or pub are really apologetic about not having veggie gravy or something. She just says She is the worst vegetarian and wants her gravy.

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

151 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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john2443 said:
2 Chinese students I can see from the office window have taken their face masks off so they can have a smoke.

They've now put the masks back on and have gone back inside confused
They aren't going to catch anything from the cigarette are they.

Bullett

10,886 posts

184 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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I accidentally had one of those rebel whoppers last week.
It was front and centre on the screen when I ordered with no explaination (and I was in a hurry) it looked pretty good.

I then stood back and noticed the posters/adverts everywhere for the plant based burger.

It was quite nice. Not sure if that was because of the meat juices or I was hungry.
Not quite as good as a meat one but not bad at all.

Tyre Tread

10,534 posts

216 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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john2443 said:
2 Chinese students I can see from the office window have taken their face masks off so they can have a smoke.

They've now put the masks back on and have gone back inside confused
An Asian colleague of mine tells me its not intended to protect themselves but to protect others. Its seen as polite. so, when they have a cold or a virus they wear amsk to stop it spreading.

Somehow that intent has evolved into self protection.

Cold

15,246 posts

90 months

Thursday 20th February 2020
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Ultra Sound Guy said:

The Rebel Whopper® is plant-based; however, it is cooked on the same broiler as our original WHOPPER® to deliver the same unique flame-grilled taste. Due to shared cooking equipment it may not be suitable for vegetarians.

What’s the point?!
You need the whole advert for an explanation.


talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Thursday 20th February 2020
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Johnspex said:
nonsequitur said:
Huntsman said:
I just left an absolutly stinking rotten toxic gas fart in B&Q.
Bb



Had you already paid for it?
Half term.
Imagine juvenile things that make you snigger being commented on for being childlike.


Belm.


anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 20th February 2020
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talksthetorque said:
Johnspex said:
nonsequitur said:
Huntsman said:
I just left an absolutly stinking rotten toxic gas fart in B&Q.
Bb



Had you already paid for it?
Half term.
Imagine juvenile things that make you snigger being commented on for being childlike.
Tee hee

snigger

Steve vRS

4,845 posts

241 months

Thursday 20th February 2020
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Speed 3 said:
I like that and have forwarded it to a friend who is a bike mechanic.

yellowjack

17,077 posts

166 months

Thursday 20th February 2020
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Steve vRS said:
Speed 3 said:
I like that and have forwarded it to a friend who is a bike mechanic.
A version of it already exists in most bike shops. I've seen it many times, in various forms. It's more prevalent in the internet age, but has existed for a good long time. Bicycle maintenance is one of those areas where most cyclists know a little about it, and do varying amounts of work themselves. They only take the really difficult jobs (or jobs that are rarely tackled but need specialist tools they're unwilling to invest in) to the bike shop. The last thing the shop's grease monkey needs is some youtube educated armchair expert looking over their shoulder telling them they're not doing it right...

irocfan

40,429 posts

190 months

Thursday 20th February 2020
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Huntsman said:
I just left an absolutly stinking rotten toxic gas fart in B&Q.
just read a story about how Andre the Giant brought filming on The Princess Bride to a halt with a 16 second long fart rofl I think I have a new hero hehe

Steve vRS

4,845 posts

241 months

Thursday 20th February 2020
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yellowjack said:
A version of it already exists in most bike shops. I've seen it many times, in various forms. It's more prevalent in the internet age, but has existed for a good long time. Bicycle maintenance is one of those areas where most cyclists know a little about it, and do varying amounts of work themselves. They only take the really difficult jobs (or jobs that are rarely tackled but need specialist tools they're unwilling to invest in) to the bike shop. The last thing the shop's grease monkey needs is some youtube educated armchair expert looking over their shoulder telling them they're not doing it right...
True. I do most of my running repairs but haven’t the knowledge or the stones to attempt fitting a press fit bearing into a carbon frame biggrin

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Thursday 20th February 2020
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yellowjack said:
A version of it already exists in most bike shops. I've seen it many times, in various forms. It's more prevalent in the internet age, but has existed for a good long time. Bicycle maintenance is one of those areas where most cyclists know a little about it, and do varying amounts of work themselves. They only take the really difficult jobs (or jobs that are rarely tackled but need specialist tools they're unwilling to invest in) to the bike shop. The last thing the shop's grease monkey needs is some youtube educated armchair expert looking over their shoulder telling them they're not doing it right...
This is especially true when the mechanic is doing something for the first time on a certain bike, and don't want anyone wondering why they took that panel off, when there's nothing behind there that they need biggrin

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