Lift buttons and jews

Lift buttons and jews

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39,883 posts

196 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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baldy1926 said:
About 20 years ago one of my staff would regularly disappear during the day. It turned out he was going off to pray and had hidden his pray mat as he was worried what people would say!
Fat forward a few years 2 Muslim guys i worked with. They used to pray on a Friday until some one told them they could have time off to pray. Then it was 5 times a day and never when they were on a break, piss takers.
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If they were praying 5 times a day at work how long were their shifts? Prayer times can be from 2am to 11pm so that's a long shift if it was all during work time.

motco

15,956 posts

246 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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underwhelmist said:
SlimJim16v said:
CAPP0 said:
Upon reflection, I ask myself (and I honestly don't know) whether one can be Jewish and non-religious. In other words, is Judaism a religion, a race, or both?
I don't think you can be Jewish but not religious. Jewish is not a race, as Muslim is not a race.
David Baddiel is a very famous example (I'm sure there are others) of a prominent Jewish atheist.
Helen Shapiro is a Messianic Jew. Who? You may well ask but the maturer members will remember.

thebraketester

14,226 posts

138 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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elanfan said:
Alex_225 said:
I have a very strict Muslim chap on my team at work. He's a really nice guy and I've asked him various things about his religion as I'm intrigued. He wouldn't go into pub or bar due to it serving alcohol but he's not damning of the rest of the team who drink. We had a really interesting chat where he asked me what beer tastes like etc.
Pop into your nearest Sainsburys and buy him a bottle of Bavaria (they do lager and wheat beer) both are zero alcohol. I'm not teetotal but prefer not to drink as it gives me palpitations so I have some of these now and then. Refreshing and though I'm no connoisseur I reckon many wouldn't know it was alcohol free.
Are you sure it’s zero %? Most low alcohol beer is 0.5%

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

99 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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zygalski said:
Mothersruin said:
Take the religion out of it and it's even more bizarre. It needs mocking and destroying, not pandering to.
How does this work in your everyday life?
Do you harass the old folk by picketing the local church, start arguments with work colleagues & attempt to impose your atheist, materialist jihad, or are your actions confined to banging away at a keyboard & posting on a car owners website forum?
You have no idea how time consuming it is going under cover at all the village fetes and coffee mornings.

That said, since the Methodists started doing Pilates in their hall, I've never felt better.

silverfoxcc

7,689 posts

145 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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motco said:
Helen Shapiro is a Messianic Jew. Who? You may well ask but the maturer members will remember.
She was born into the Jewish faith but has now moved over to a version of Christianity going out on Gospel tours ( or something similar)

So it looks like a nice Stamford Hill girl can choose her way of thinking, but she is still from Stamford Hill, or any other part of the UK.

Exactly the same as the yoof of today who claim to be supporters of Liverpool ( in the 70/80's) then ManU ( 90's) Chelsea( 2000;s) Man City( now) or what ever team is the flavour of the year

They are still klutz whichever they support

R8Steve

4,150 posts

175 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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thebraketester said:
Are you sure it’s zero %? Most low alcohol beer is 0.5%
Bavaria is non alcoholic, not low alcohol. 0.0%

SantaBarbara

3,244 posts

108 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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silverfoxcc said:
She was born into the Jewish faith but has now moved over to a version of Christianity going out on Gospel tours ( or something similar)

So it looks like a nice Stamford Hill girl can choose her way of thinking, but she is still from Stamford Hill, or any other part of the UK.

Exactly the same as the yoof of today who claim to be supporters of Liverpool ( in the 70/80's) then ManU ( 90's) Chelsea( 2000;s) Man City( now) or what ever team is the flavour of the year

They are still klutz whichever they support
How do you dream up this weird stuff?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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Ayahuasca said:
I still don't know how they took the lift down.
They didn't. ...

You know those big black overcoats...?

Parachutes.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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Going way back to the other day...
TVR Moneypit said:
My Mother cooked pork chops the other night. Sawing through them was a mission.
Somehow, I really don't think THAT is going to be a problem, y'know.

Halmyre

11,193 posts

139 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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Interesting piece by Richard Feynman:

https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/ev3gy/ex...

budgie smuggler

5,384 posts

159 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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What I don't understand is how it's not okay to press the button yourself but okay to get somebody else to do it for you.

Likewise on the wiki article about it, the KosherLamp. Why is it okay to cover and uncover the lamp but not to switch it off and on? It achieves the same thing, what is the difference? Is the idea to try and catch God out with a technicality?

jonnydm

5,107 posts

209 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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I mainly just lurk these days, in fact don't remember the last time I posted but saw this one and couldn't resist.

Yes, as someone who is an Orthodox Jew, this story rings true. Not going to comment on the specific actions of those in the OP's story but many of the activities raised in thread are common occurrences to many and the various curiosities to do with the Sabbath a part of my life. I try to be open about it and explain as much as possible to do with the practicalities whenever it has an effect on others e.g. for work. I don't believe the lift scenario to be that big an issue in the UK as we don't have so many high rise blocks, certainly in Israel and the US its a thing. Personally, I try to avoid using a Shabbat Elavator. The times where it could have been an issue, I've just used the stairs (admittedly less practical if one isn't able bodied).

4x4Tyke

6,506 posts

132 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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Shouldn't this have been posted in the first world problems thread?

RTB

8,273 posts

258 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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Ayahuasca said:
infanticide
Remind me what the Christian God asked Abraham to do to his son?



R8Steve

4,150 posts

175 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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It all seems like a bizarre and unmanageable way of life IMO. I'd never heard of such a thing before this thread admittedly.

What happens if they set off a motion sensor for a light/door?

jonnydm

5,107 posts

209 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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R8Steve said:
It all seems like a bizarre and unmanageable way of life IMO. I'd never heard of such a thing before this thread admittedly.

What happens if they set off a motion sensor for a light/door?
Very manageable if you grew up with it and are used to it. Certainly much harder to those who want to take it on later in life.

One would avoid intentionally setting off a motion sensor, though walking past a house and triggering isn't intentional so not an issue.

As mentioned previously by others, Fridge lights triggered by opening / closing the door are switched off (by tape or magnets).

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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RTB said:
Ayahuasca said:
infanticide
Remind me what the Christian God asked Abraham to do to his son?
I'm no theologist, but at that point, he wasn't the Christian God. He was the Jewish God, who later got borrowed by Christians and then by Muslims. Just three stops on the same timeline.

R8Steve

4,150 posts

175 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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jonnydm said:
R8Steve said:
It all seems like a bizarre and unmanageable way of life IMO. I'd never heard of such a thing before this thread admittedly.

What happens if they set off a motion sensor for a light/door?
Very manageable if you grew up with it and are used to it. Certainly much harder to those who want to take it on later in life.

One would avoid intentionally setting off a motion sensor, though walking past a house and triggering isn't intentional so not an issue.

As mentioned previously by others, Fridge lights triggered by opening / closing the door are switched off (by tape or magnets).
Interesting, thanks for that.

I had a look to see what 'melakhah' prohibits and can't see how pressing a button on an elevator fits into this though?

RTB

8,273 posts

258 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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R8Steve said:
It all seems like a bizarre and unmanageable way of life IMO.
It's the arbitrary nature of these rules that I can never get my head round. God supposedly created the Universe and everything in it yet he's bothered about whether you switch a light on between two pre-determined times. It all just stinks of man-made nonsense (people exerting power over others).

In all honesty if people want to believe this rubbish and live accordingly then good luck to them. Providing their little faith-based idiosyncrasies don't harm anybody else. If people want to believe that a wafer and a sip of Aldi wine transforms into the flesh and blood of a bronze age Jew then fair enough, if it makes them happy to believe all this rubbish then who am I to deny them.

Where the line is drawn (in my opinion) is when any religious belief causes demonstrable harm to others. Taking a razor blade to a new-born's genitals crosses this line by quite a way as does teaching that women are chatells, denying people of different sexual orientation the right to exist, indoctrinating children, denying the reality of various scientific discoveries and a million other beliefs based on a bronze-aged world view.

N.B. None of the previous rant was aimed solely at Judaism, it applies equally to any organised religion.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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Years ago I worked as the attendant at a beach car park on Saturdays.

A coach party of Orthodox Jews turned up one day (in the full gear on a nice hot day).

Their coach broke down and the coach company sent a relief bus driven by a woman from another depot and there was a big hoo ha as they would not be driven anywhere by a woman. They were trying to get the original driver to take them home on the new bus but he refused.

I forget how the stand off was resolved, I've got a feeling the coach company sent a third driver (male) down by car to drive them home in the second bus.

Lunacy.