If PistonHeads was a hotel...
Discussion
ApOrbital said:
We would all sleep with just one eye open and wear yellow and white jeans.
they were just white at the start :/ Eddie and Sidicks are starting a fight in the bar....
Whilst a small roving band go round the car park of leased cars tutting and shouting at passers by that they can't REALLY afford it
t but we'd keep coming back.55palfers said:
R8Steve said:
You would be sure the cutlery would be the best of the best due to the teaspoons being discussed in a 5 year, 100+ page thread prior to opening.
Don't start me on hotel cutlery.
The hotel bar would be full, thats for sure, at least 2 deep.
BMW X6 drivers won't be able to get a drink as nobody will let them into a gap at the bar
The Passat drivers will be all sitting in the corner, drinking herbal tea and discussing MPG performance
In the underground carpark, they'll have a little squad of concierge staff breaking into the BMW's to fix all the broken indicators
The owners of elite cars such as Lambo's and Ferrari's will all have tow-bars fitted. When asked, the Ferrari is just the daily driver and the tow-bar is for towing their weekend toy to the track - the toys being Bugatti's and such like
You'll have a squad of people driving cars with 1L engines talking about how green they are, and that power isn't the be all and end all in a car, but by the time they manage to arrive, all the rooms have been taken
The tree hugging electric car posse will all be stood outside in a mass brawl, beating the heads off each other, fighting over who's turn it is on the charging station
BMW X6 drivers won't be able to get a drink as nobody will let them into a gap at the bar
The Passat drivers will be all sitting in the corner, drinking herbal tea and discussing MPG performance
In the underground carpark, they'll have a little squad of concierge staff breaking into the BMW's to fix all the broken indicators
The owners of elite cars such as Lambo's and Ferrari's will all have tow-bars fitted. When asked, the Ferrari is just the daily driver and the tow-bar is for towing their weekend toy to the track - the toys being Bugatti's and such like
You'll have a squad of people driving cars with 1L engines talking about how green they are, and that power isn't the be all and end all in a car, but by the time they manage to arrive, all the rooms have been taken
The tree hugging electric car posse will all be stood outside in a mass brawl, beating the heads off each other, fighting over who's turn it is on the charging station
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