Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

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The Dangerous Elk

4,642 posts

77 months

Wednesday 21st February 2018
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Allyc85 said:
Haven't seen the Michelin man in a while.

Maybe he's re-tyred.
He is just Cross about the Climate

EarlOfHazard

3,603 posts

158 months

Wednesday 21st February 2018
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The Dangerous Elk said:
Allyc85 said:
Haven't seen the Michelin man in a while.

Maybe he's re-tyred.
He is just Cross about the Climate
He's at home on his PS4

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Wednesday 21st February 2018
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Allyc85 said:
Haven't seen the Michelin man in a while.

Maybe he's re-tyred.
He's keeping a low profile, been under a lot of pressure lately

MartG

20,676 posts

204 months

Wednesday 21st February 2018
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MartG

20,676 posts

204 months

Wednesday 21st February 2018
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MartG

20,676 posts

204 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Vipers

32,880 posts

228 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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MartG said:
As they say "You can't hold a candle to ol' Eli".

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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LoonyTunes said:
Interesting fact:

The letter H looks like a Frenchman during the war.
confused

Vaud

50,477 posts

155 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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I'm guessing it's a bit like this - a surrender.

captain_cynic

11,995 posts

95 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Vaud said:
I'm guessing it's a bit like this - a surrender.
We got the joke, it just wasn't funny.

Besides, it's totally inaccurate... I mean where's the baguettes and Marinière?

Vaud

50,477 posts

155 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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captain_cynic said:
We got the joke, it just wasn't funny.

Besides, it's totally inaccurate... I mean where's the baguettes and Marinière?
Ari didn't. I was trying to help.

DavieW

752 posts

108 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Laurel Green

30,779 posts

232 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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biggrin

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment.



After awhile, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"



She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.

The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian. biggrin

MartG

20,676 posts

204 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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MartG

20,676 posts

204 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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MartG

20,676 posts

204 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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melhookv12

958 posts

174 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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What happened to the Jokes?

Ultra Sound Guy

28,637 posts

194 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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fatboy18 said:
What happened to the Jokes?
It’s your turn!
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