Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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Peanut
you must be very short as the good ones go over your head
( stolen from Foghorn Leghorn)
I saw it on the ISIHAC Appreciation society facebook page,on thethere is a thread on there about commentaor/announcer bloopers, that has some gems
A couple more
BBC radio has quite a lot
One announced to band of the Royal Arse Hortillery will play the bum of the flightle bee
Another, and this was on a programme about bloopers several years ago so def has providence
The announcer should have said
The next programme is
'The Land of the Niger'
However he pronounced it with an extra g in the middle
Harry Carpenter ....again at the Boat Race
It is nice to see the Wife of the Cambridge President kissing the cox of the Oxford Crew
Eddie Mair when on R4 finished a report from South Korea with
Our Seoul Correspondent
These are more phonetic than written, that why poor old peanut has problems .
you must be very short as the good ones go over your head
( stolen from Foghorn Leghorn)
I saw it on the ISIHAC Appreciation society facebook page,on thethere is a thread on there about commentaor/announcer bloopers, that has some gems
A couple more
BBC radio has quite a lot
One announced to band of the Royal Arse Hortillery will play the bum of the flightle bee
Another, and this was on a programme about bloopers several years ago so def has providence
The announcer should have said
The next programme is
'The Land of the Niger'
However he pronounced it with an extra g in the middle
Harry Carpenter ....again at the Boat Race
It is nice to see the Wife of the Cambridge President kissing the cox of the Oxford Crew
Eddie Mair when on R4 finished a report from South Korea with
Our Seoul Correspondent
These are more phonetic than written, that why poor old peanut has problems .
Computer help line:
Operator: "Hello, how can i help?"
Caller: "Egg Shell, Egg Shell"
Operator, "Hello, i am afraid you've got the wrong number, the paint helpline ends 090, this is 990"
Caller: "Egg Shell, Egg Shell"
Operator, "please hold i am going to transfer you to my manager"
CLICK
Caller: "Egg Shell, Egg Shell"
Operators Manager, "Hi Mr Connery, are you having trouble with your spreadsheets again?"
Operator: "Hello, how can i help?"
Caller: "Egg Shell, Egg Shell"
Operator, "Hello, i am afraid you've got the wrong number, the paint helpline ends 090, this is 990"
Caller: "Egg Shell, Egg Shell"
Operator, "please hold i am going to transfer you to my manager"
CLICK
Caller: "Egg Shell, Egg Shell"
Operators Manager, "Hi Mr Connery, are you having trouble with your spreadsheets again?"
PixelpeepS3 said:
Computer help line:
Operator: "Hello, how can i help?"
Caller: "Egg Shell, Egg Shell"
Operator, "Hello, i am afraid you've got the wrong number, the paint helpline ends 090, this is 990"
Caller: "Egg Shell, Egg Shell"
Operator, "please hold i am going to transfer you to my manager"
CLICK
Caller: "Egg Shell, Egg Shell"
Operators Manager, "Hi Mr Connery, are you having trouble with your spreadsheets again?"
You just made that up, didn't you?Operator: "Hello, how can i help?"
Caller: "Egg Shell, Egg Shell"
Operator, "Hello, i am afraid you've got the wrong number, the paint helpline ends 090, this is 990"
Caller: "Egg Shell, Egg Shell"
Operator, "please hold i am going to transfer you to my manager"
CLICK
Caller: "Egg Shell, Egg Shell"
Operators Manager, "Hi Mr Connery, are you having trouble with your spreadsheets again?"
john2443 said:
silverfoxcc said:
I saw it on the ISIHAC Appreciation society facebook page,on thethere is a thread on there about commentaor/announcer bloopers, that has some gems
A couple more
In about 1970, Radio 4 news reader said that in N Ireland a man was shot in the Bogside.A couple more
PixelpeepS3 said:
Doofus said:
You just made that up, didn't you?
No...a quick google shows its a well known joke..
annnd....
covered in Vol 7
gowmonster said:
Hello, Microsoft support, what's the nature of the problem?
Eggshell
Eggshell??
Yesh
Oh hello again Mr Connery. Spreadsheet issues?
Eggshell
Eggshell??
Yesh
Oh hello again Mr Connery. Spreadsheet issues?
john2443 said:
silverfoxcc said:
I saw it on the ISIHAC Appreciation society facebook page,on thethere is a thread on there about commentaor/announcer bloopers, that has some gems
A couple more
In about 1970, Radio 4 news reader said that in N Ireland a man was shot in the Bogside.A couple more
https://www.theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/...
Johnspex said:
48k said:
Ultra Sound Guy said:
How does someone from Essex use their computer keyboard to contact their local authority?
They press the Cancel button...
What cancel button?They press the Cancel button...
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