Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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Robster said:
Paddy walks in a bar. "Hi Pad" said his mates. "You put on a great show with your wife last night. You left the light on in your bedroom and we could see everything going on projected on the curtains!"
"Sorry lads" said Paddy. "The joke's on you, I wasn't home last night!"
"Sorry lads" said Paddy. "The joke's on you, I wasn't home last night!"
Prince Charles and Camilla were spending their wedding night at Windsor Castle,the Queen and Prince Phillip were also staying there.
Prince Charles is sat on his bed when Camilla comes up to him and asks"I say Charles,could one help me off with my boot,as they are so tight!!"
"Of course my dear"He replies.
After much pulling and twisting they don't manage to get it off. Camilla,then starts to howl,"Come on Charles,its soo tight and it hurts,get it over with!!!"
The Queen upon hearing this,turns to Phillip and says"See Phillip,i told you she was still a virgin!!!"
After managing to get the first boot off,Camilla shouts at Charles"Now you have do my other one and thats even tighter!!!"
Phillip looks at the Queen and with a wry grin says" See Liz,once a Navy man,always a Navy man!"
Prince Charles is sat on his bed when Camilla comes up to him and asks"I say Charles,could one help me off with my boot,as they are so tight!!"
"Of course my dear"He replies.
After much pulling and twisting they don't manage to get it off. Camilla,then starts to howl,"Come on Charles,its soo tight and it hurts,get it over with!!!"
The Queen upon hearing this,turns to Phillip and says"See Phillip,i told you she was still a virgin!!!"
After managing to get the first boot off,Camilla shouts at Charles"Now you have do my other one and thats even tighter!!!"
Phillip looks at the Queen and with a wry grin says" See Liz,once a Navy man,always a Navy man!"
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