Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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Doofus said:
paua said:
Went to several shops today, in Christchurch trying to buy nail varnish/ polish remover ( teenage daughter) - becoming really difficult to purchase, classified as a dangerous good. Seems to be a spate of teenagers sniffing fecken acetone.
I don't get it. Why did you want nail polish remover?
paua said:
Apologies, started out as a removing nails from hands joke in line with others already posted. Got distracted by something else for 10 minutes, came back & it morphed into things that annoy beyond reason.
PHer begins writing a funny post, and ends up really angry about something completely unrelated.Seems par for the course...
Skyedriver said:
silverfoxcc said:
At the local Mental Hospital :
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
You git!tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
I'm supposed to be doing something else and just been caught laughing aloud!
CRA1G said:
Like the fella driving past the mental hospital and a wheel falls off.. upon inspecton he's lost all four wheel nuts.. he heres a very polite voice through the fence "take one nut from the other three wheels to replace the lost ones" bloody hell that's a great idea...! As he drives off thinking why is he in a mental hospital..? And then a brick comes flying through has back window.... "you didn't thank me you fking bd"
It's the way you tell 'em...Many years ago when martial arts were being developed some took years to get a name to distinguish it from the others
There was a .new discipline being formed that was in this position .
The chief instructor was describing a rather intricate move involving a throwing spear when one of the students got it all wrong and lost his grip. as a result it hit the instructor very firmly in the throat. who after a while managed to utter these words
'What Kung Fu that?'
And that's how it got its name
There was a .new discipline being formed that was in this position .
The chief instructor was describing a rather intricate move involving a throwing spear when one of the students got it all wrong and lost his grip. as a result it hit the instructor very firmly in the throat. who after a while managed to utter these words
'What Kung Fu that?'
And that's how it got its name
Was in the waiting room at the docs the other day and overhead this conversation between a chap and the receptionist
Chap I would like to see the Doctor about my phobia
Recp And what is that?
Chap everytime i hear single letters said i go absolutely mental and start screaming
Recp Oh I see
Chap AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Chap I would like to see the Doctor about my phobia
Recp And what is that?
Chap everytime i hear single letters said i go absolutely mental and start screaming
Recp Oh I see
Chap AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
davhill said:
john2443 said:
And when he got in the basket with Looby Loo he was Randy Ghandi Pandy
If drinking a small amount of alcohol turned him on, he'd have been shandy randyGandhi Pandy.
Gandhi Pandy.
(Unless of course, he rode in on his wonkey donkey.)
Evangelion said:
davhill said:
john2443 said:
And when he got in the basket with Looby Loo he was Randy Ghandi Pandy
If drinking a small amount of alcohol turned him on, he'd have been shandy randyGandhi Pandy.
Gandhi Pandy.
Gandhi Pandy.
Halmyre said:
Evangelion said:
davhill said:
john2443 said:
And when he got in the basket with Looby Loo he was Randy Ghandi Pandy
If drinking a small amount of alcohol turned him on, he'd have been shandy randyGandhi Pandy.
Gandhi Pandy.
Gandhi Pandy.
But he shortened his name to “the sweet man” for ease.
silverfoxcc said:
Was in the waiting room at the docs the other day and overhead this conversation between a chap and the receptionist
Chap I would like to see the Doctor about my phobia
Recp And what is that?
Chap everytime i hear single letters said i go absolutely mental and start screaming
Recp Oh I see
Chap AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Recp U O K ?Chap I would like to see the Doctor about my phobia
Recp And what is that?
Chap everytime i hear single letters said i go absolutely mental and start screaming
Recp Oh I see
Chap AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
john2443 said:
silverfoxcc said:
Was in the waiting room at the docs the other day and overhead this conversation between a chap and the receptionist
Chap I would like to see the Doctor about my phobia
Recp And what is that?
Chap everytime i hear single letters said i go absolutely mental and start screaming
Recp Oh I see
Chap AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Recp U O K ?Chap I would like to see the Doctor about my phobia
Recp And what is that?
Chap everytime i hear single letters said i go absolutely mental and start screaming
Recp Oh I see
Chap AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
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