Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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Kenty said:
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their
ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".
One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
Just makes you bloody proud to be British, don't it!
Yes, it FMing well does.traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their
ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".
One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
Just makes you bloody proud to be British, don't it!
Recent archaeological findings in and around Edinburgh include evidence of an early example of copper wire.
Scientists using forensic techniques including DNA testing and strain analyses have been able to determine how the samples they discovered originated.
It was concluded that two Scotsmen were fighting over a penny.
Scientists using forensic techniques including DNA testing and strain analyses have been able to determine how the samples they discovered originated.
It was concluded that two Scotsmen were fighting over a penny.
48k said:
OK not one of my normal posts, bit more serious. If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know, I need to borrow some chairs.
Im probably going to hell, but I proper chortled at that. Chapeau.
I was stuck in a massive traffic jam on the motorway today.
A worried looking man came up from one of the cars ahead and tapped on my window.
He said, ‘They’ve taken over the Liberal Democrat bus and they say they will pour petrol over it and burn it unless they get a ransom. We’re holding a collection. What can you give?’
‘How much have you got so far?’
‘About six gallons.’
A worried looking man came up from one of the cars ahead and tapped on my window.
He said, ‘They’ve taken over the Liberal Democrat bus and they say they will pour petrol over it and burn it unless they get a ransom. We’re holding a collection. What can you give?’
‘How much have you got so far?’
‘About six gallons.’
48k said:
OK not one of my normal posts, bit more serious. If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know, I need to borrow some chairs.
snigger.Funny you should say that, we are in exactly the same situation, six people, six dogs, and only four chairs.
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