Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

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Patrick Bateman

12,180 posts

174 months

Tuesday 25th September 2018
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Trying to go into the conservatory and accidentally walking straight into the closed patio door, somehow resulting in smashing your thumb off it.

Never been so bloody retarded in all my life.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Tuesday 25th September 2018
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Shakermaker said:
kowalski655 said:
48Valves said:
People (usually Americans) who call pizzas pies.
Isnt that because the Chicago version is very much like a deep dish pie with raised sides, as opposed to the Noo Yok style that we are used to
Yes.

A pizza pie is a specific type of pizza (or, a specific type of pie I suppose) and both have their place in the beautiful culinary landscape smile
Calzone Pizza is totally enclosed in pastry.yumyum

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Tuesday 25th September 2018
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DRFC1879 said:
Sorry if we've already had this and I've missed it but there's a convention amongst the youth that really winds me up. When typing an elongated word for emphasis they simply stick a load of whatever the last letter is on the end and my brain can't deal with it. Example thus:

Somebody on social media posts a picture of their new car and it get's a positive reaction. So to represent the verbal elongation of an approving word you may expect somebody to type "That's ni-ice" or perhaps " That's niiice". You get where the word is stretched immediately and move on. But the kids these days, damn them are typing "That's niceeee."

I know what they're trying to say but my brain simply won't have it and I imagine said youngster standing there, admiring a car whilst sounding like they've just fallen down a sinkhole.
Goo-ood- pos-sst.

Roofless Toothless

5,662 posts

132 months

Tuesday 25th September 2018
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Frank7 said:
Roofless Toothless said:
48Valves said:
People (usually Americans) who call pizzas pies.
Especially when the moon hits your eye.
Surprised that there wasn’t more reaction to this, but
I guess that it only works on those of a certain age.
When I first heard it, I thought that Dean was singing,
“when the moon hits your eye, like a big piece of pie.”
When Bobby Zamora was playing for West Ham, this same melody was sung to the words:

When the ball hits your head and you're stood in row Z
It's Zamora ...

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Tuesday 25th September 2018
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Frank7 said:
Roofless Toothless said:
48Valves said:
People (usually Americans) who call pizzas pies.
Especially when the moon hits your eye.
Surprised that there wasn’t more reaction to this, but
I guess that it only works on those of a certain age.
When I first heard it, I thought that Dean was singing,
“when the moon hits your eye, like a big piece of pie.”
I'm of an age. ' That's Amore ' (1953). Also sung by Dean Martin over the titles of 'Moonstruck', starring Cher in an oscar winning performance.


Edited by nonsequitur on Tuesday 25th September 20:17

Johnspex

4,342 posts

184 months

Tuesday 25th September 2018
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SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Tuesday 25th September 2018
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nonsequitur said:
Shakermaker said:
kowalski655 said:
48Valves said:
People (usually Americans) who call pizzas pies.
Isnt that because the Chicago version is very much like a deep dish pie with raised sides, as opposed to the Noo Yok style that we are used to
Yes.

A pizza pie is a specific type of pizza (or, a specific type of pie I suppose) and both have their place in the beautiful culinary landscape smile
Calzone Pizza is totally enclosed in pastry.yumyum
Bread. Not pastry?

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Tuesday 25th September 2018
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kowalski655 said:
Frank7 said:
kowalski655 said:
Did you not like"Kissin' in the back row of the movies"?
Actually, it was “Saturday Night at the Movies”, but you were in the ball park.
Bugger-I blame wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Drifters
(last line of intro section)
.....(mostly) before my time smile
2 different songs
Kissin in the back row...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2W3_toVyO4

Saturday night at the movies
Who cares what picture you see
When you're hugging with your baby
Last row in the balcony?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB08hqjJnPo

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Tuesday 25th September 2018
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Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Tuesday 25th September 2018
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Hugo a Gogo said:
kowalski655 said:
Frank7 said:
kowalski655 said:
Did you not like"Kissin' in the back row of the movies"?
Actually, it was “Saturday Night at the Movies”, but you were in the ball park.
Bugger-I blame wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Drifters
(last line of intro section)
.....(mostly) before my time smile
2 different songs
Kissin in the back row...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2W3_toVyO4

Saturday night at the movies
Who cares what picture you see
When you're hugging with your baby
Last row in the balcony?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB08hqjJnPo
Well, that’s temporarily cured me of being a know-all, and jumping in feet first
without checking that I was right, apologies all round, I’ll go stand in the corner.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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Frank7 said:
Well, that’s temporarily cured me of being a know-all, and jumping in feet first
without checking that I was right, apologies all round, I’ll go stand in the corner.
.

https://youtu.be/IUZEtVbJT5c?t=20s

kowalski655

14,640 posts

143 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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Frank7 said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
kowalski655 said:
Frank7 said:
kowalski655 said:
Did you not like"Kissin' in the back row of the movies"?
Actually, it was “Saturday Night at the Movies”, but you were in the ball park.
Bugger-I blame wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Drifters
(last line of intro section)
.....(mostly) before my time smile
2 different songs
Kissin in the back row...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2W3_toVyO4

Saturday night at the movies
Who cares what picture you see
When you're hugging with your baby
Last row in the balcony?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB08hqjJnPo
Well, that’s temporarily cured me of being a know-all, and jumping in feet first
without checking that I was right, apologies all round, I’ll go stand in the corner.
They REALLY were obsessed with cinema sex weren't they! Bloody pervs!

carguy45

221 posts

164 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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Salesmen going for the chummy/pally approach followed by the hard sell and trying to convince you that they're doing you a massive favour. Maybe it doesn't phase other people who deal with them but after 22 years in my role I find it very cliched and almost embarrassing now. Was massively refreshing to deal with a guy the other day who cut straight to the chase and didn't try to be my new BFF.

captain_cynic

11,993 posts

95 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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bernhund said:
Mid email writing when Hotmail just shuts it down by telling me my session has expired. What the fk is that all about!!
You need to put another 20p in the coin slot.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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kowalski655 said:
Frank7 said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
kowalski655 said:
Frank7 said:
kowalski655 said:
Did you not like"Kissin' in the back row of the movies"?
Actually, it was “Saturday Night at the Movies”, but you were in the ball park.
Bugger-I blame wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Drifters
(last line of intro section)
.....(mostly) before my time smile
2 different songs
Kissin in the back row...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2W3_toVyO4

Saturday night at the movies
Who cares what picture you see
When you're hugging with your baby
Last row in the balcony?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB08hqjJnPo
Well, that’s temporarily cured me of being a know-all, and jumping in feet first
without checking that I was right, apologies all round, I’ll go stand in the corner.
They REALLY were obsessed with cinema sex weren't they! Bloody pervs!
Relevant Trivia.
The Shadows, as in Cliff Richard, were called The Drifters when they started, but had to change the name due to the American group who by then had been around for some time.music

ps. Hank Marvin's real name is Brian Rankin. (and is now CRS for being a bit peckish).

MartG

20,676 posts

204 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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carguy45 said:
Salesmen going for the chummy/pally approach followed by the hard sell and trying to convince you that they're doing you a massive favour. Maybe it doesn't phase other people who deal with them but after 22 years in my role I find it very cliched and almost embarrassing now. Was massively refreshing to deal with a guy the other day who cut straight to the chase and didn't try to be my new BFF.
People who use the word 'phase' when they mean 'faze'

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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MartG said:
carguy45 said:
Salesmen going for the chummy/pally approach followed by the hard sell and trying to convince you that they're doing you a massive favour. Maybe it doesn't phase other people who deal with them but after 22 years in my role I find it very cliched and almost embarrassing now. Was massively refreshing to deal with a guy the other day who cut straight to the chase and didn't try to be my new BFF.
People who use the word 'phase' when they mean 'faze'
On stun.hehe

Cobnapint

8,627 posts

151 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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carguy45 said:
Salesmen going for the chummy/pally approach followed by the hard sell and trying to convince you that they're doing you a massive favour. Maybe it doesn't phase other people who deal with them but after 22 years in my role I find it very cliched and almost embarrassing now. Was massively refreshing to deal with a guy the other day who cut straight to the chase and didn't try to be my new BFF.
+1

The lying begins with the smile.

Tyre Tread

10,534 posts

216 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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Noisy feckers in communal lunch areas, particularly those playing you tube videos to their mates at max volume on their stty tinny phones.

carguy45

221 posts

164 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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MartG said:
People who use the word 'phase' when they mean 'faze'
Vocabulary warriors :P

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