Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

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captain_cynic

11,991 posts

95 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Shakermaker said:
j_4m said:
. I'd like to see a drummer spend four hours playing with the sound of his snare for each single track.
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I wouldn't.. can you imagine getting stuck next to him at the bar?
Worse than a regular drummer?

Soz, honestly all the drummers I know a good people, even if a few fit the stereotype.

I think that j_4m highlights the point I was trying to make, music is too manufactured, designed by committee, assembled by scripts. No talent or artistry going into the process. Same repetitive beat, no variance in melody... often no melody at all. No real song structure, it becomes difficult to tell the difference between a chorus and a verse and writing a good bridge seems to be a lost art and intros are going the same way.

All of this is due to the fact it's become cheaper to simply edit a song out of samples than go through the process of writing, playing, re-writing, playing and recording. Not to mention that a song written by employees means that you don't have to pay royalties.

It took 17 people to write Justin Bieber's Baby. Have a guess how many it took to write Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

This used to annoy me beyond reason, but then I realised that music itself had died and no-one noticed.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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matchmaker said:
Lemming Train said:
^ My retaliation to that is to put my high beam back on when they're about 2 seconds from passing me. By the time they've fumbled about trying to give you a dose of the same they are past you hehe .
Yes yes
Retaliation / Revenge driving. Never a good thing. Could end up in tears.drivingweeping

Hugh Jarse

3,503 posts

205 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Sorry to mention the B word.
As previously mentioned, people pronouncing it "Breggsit".
"More than two years ago" etc. By March 29th it will be 2 years, 9 months and 6 days.
If you are going to round it, please say nearly three years.

j_4m

1,574 posts

64 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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captain_cynic said:
j_4m said:
As someone who actually makes electronic music (albeit a hobbyist) this is a shade unfair. There's nothing inherently wrong with drum machines and it's more than likely a stylistic choice over a cost one; Ariana Grande's record label can easily front the cash to record a session drummer. I personally put more effort into building each drum 'kit' than I know most real drummers put into tuning and setting up their physical drums. I'd like to see a drummer spend four hours playing with the sound of his snare for each single track.

You'll be interested to know that AI composed music is already a thing that exists and is currently being used quite a lot.
As someone who can actually play an instrument (guitar and a tiny bit of drums), I find it a more tad unfair to be lumped in the same group as people who cant.

And I know algorithm designed music is used quite a lot (it's not AI, they just use a script... I could write one in my sleep), it still doesn't make it any good.
I can play a few instruments myself, including drums, I just prefer synthesis. Music is music, doesn't matter how you got there.

Algorithmic music is very different to AI composed music, the former I've played around with in Pure Data and Max yet I wouldn't know where to start with building an AI. My particular niche of the music industry is investing in AI quite a lot.

captain_cynic said:
I think that j_4m highlights the point I was trying to make, music is too manufactured, designed by committee, assembled by scripts. No talent or artistry going into the process. Same repetitive beat, no variance in melody... often no melody at all. No real song structure, it becomes difficult to tell the difference between a chorus and a verse and writing a good bridge seems to be a lost art and intros are going the same way.

All of this is due to the fact it's become cheaper to simply edit a song out of samples than go through the process of writing, playing, re-writing, playing and recording. Not to mention that a song written by employees means that you don't have to pay royalties.
The writers on a track can get the lion's share of performance royalties, the record labels and publishers will normally nab all of the mechanicals. It's the 'artist' themselves that get bugger all, at least in most chart commercial releases. Don't blame the producers for the sins of the industry.

Also, who needs melodies, structure, verses, choruses...

Edited by j_4m on Thursday 31st January 14:31


Edited by j_4m on Thursday 31st January 14:40

Cobnapint

8,627 posts

151 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Tresco

517 posts

157 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Women who wear tops with writing on them and then get visibly annoyed when one glances at the message.

Perhaps I should say "I'm reading your vegan/feminist/lifestyle nonsense and not gawping at your breasts - why wear the bloody thing if you don't want it read?"

Admittedly spending 10 minutes studying the 'nike' logo distorted out of shape would be poor form..

MartG

20,675 posts

204 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Ebay's latest change to their charging structure...

If you sell internationally and offer airmail etc. as an alternative to their Global Shipping Programme you now have to pay an extra 30p for your items to be visible in the US & Canada.

If you only offer GSP then there's no charge, but GSP is expensive for your customers compared to airmail

I only found out when a couple of customers messaged me to say all my listings had disappeared frown

Edited by MartG on Thursday 31st January 20:01

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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FFS.

I wasn't the MILF off the One Show.


NoVetec

9,967 posts

173 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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LinkedInWars?

gareth_r

5,726 posts

237 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Also, "'erbs". The word "Herbs" does not have a silent 'H'...
I have always assumed that they use the French pronunciation, and, as with other "Americanisms", that was how the British pronounced the word in the 18th century. Separated by the Atlantic, we changed, they didn't.

Screwed up the quote.


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j_4m

1,574 posts

64 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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V8mate said:
FFS.

I wasn't the MILF off the One Show.

Oh god, imagine preparing for prime crumpet and getting sweaty racism.

MartG

20,675 posts

204 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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gareth_r]lockwork Cupcake said:
Also, "'erbs". The word "Herbs" does not have a silent 'H'...

I have always assumed that they use the French pronunciation, and, as with other "Americanisms", that was how the British pronounced the word in the 18th century. Separated by the Atlantic, we changed, they didn't.
Similarly, people who have a go because you pronounce the h in certain words and say for example 'a historian' instead of 'an historian' with a silent h 'an 'istorian' frown

burritoNinja

690 posts

100 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Grahamdub said:
My V40 only had DRL's on the front. I had to have a "Lighting Logic Upgrade" to get the rear lights to come on too.
I had a 2016 V40 and rear lights came on automatically when it was dusk. Well, I hope they did.

gregs656

10,877 posts

181 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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captain_cynic said:
It took 17 people to write Justin Bieber's Baby. Have a guess how many it took to write Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

This used to annoy me beyond reason, but then I realised that music itself had died and no-one noticed.
17? Sure?

I am certain people have been complaining about music getting worse since the inception of music.

I also think opinions like this invariably ignore all the absolute rubbish that was being written in the same moment Bohemian Rhapsody was being written - we just never hear that stuff any more, it's long forgotten, and also ignore all the good stuff that is being released today and reference something they perceive to be an easy target, usually a pop song by someone who is young and making a lot of money.

Your whole argument is as formulaic as the music you are criticising.


Russian Troll Bot

24,977 posts

227 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Needed a new toaster, doesn't really matter which one as they all do the same job right?







FFS

julianm

1,534 posts

201 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Pint of beer bread!

FourWheelDrift

88,510 posts

284 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Put them in sideways, they are shorter across?

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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FourWheelDrift said:
Put them in sideways, they are shorter across?
Or do them for half the time and then turn them over and repeat.

Russian Troll Bot

24,977 posts

227 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Doesn't fit sideways either, and that was one of those smaller farmhouse loaves. Oh well, at least it can still do crumpets
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