Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)
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This fat ass motherf
ker who works in the same building at me. Our toilets have 2 cubicles only. When he comes in and both cubicles are occupied, instead of leaving and walking up 1 flight of stairs to the next one like everybody else he will fking stand there talking to himself, grunting and breathing like Darth Vader.
Then when the guy in the other cubicle finishes before you, you have to sit there and listen to the Herculean effort he puts in just to take his fking trousers off, grunting, snorting and just generally being a vile while he does it.
I am so glad I don't work in the same team as him because you just know he's the type to eat a microwave burger at his desk at lunch time and spill grease and god knows what all over his keyboard.
ker who works in the same building at me. Our toilets have 2 cubicles only. When he comes in and both cubicles are occupied, instead of leaving and walking up 1 flight of stairs to the next one like everybody else he will fking stand there talking to himself, grunting and breathing like Darth Vader.Then when the guy in the other cubicle finishes before you, you have to sit there and listen to the Herculean effort he puts in just to take his f
king trousers off, grunting, snorting and just generally being a vile while he does it. I am so glad I don't work in the same team as him because you just know he's the type to eat a microwave burger at his desk at lunch time and spill grease and god knows what all over his keyboard.
Jbeale96 said:
This fat ass motherfker who works in the same building at me. Our toilets have 2 cubicles only. When he comes in and both cubicles are occupied, instead of leaving and walking up 1 flight of stairs to the next one like everybody else he will fking stand there talking to himself, grunting and breathing like Darth Vader.
Then when the guy in the other cubicle finishes before you, you have to sit there and listen to the Herculean effort he puts in just to take his fking trousers off, grunting, snorting and just generally being a vile while he does it.
I am so glad I don't work in the same team as him because you just know he's the type to eat a microwave burger at his desk at lunch time and spill grease and god knows what all over his keyboard.
Sounds like you've got a bit of a crush on him, mate. ker who works in the same building at me. Our toilets have 2 cubicles only. When he comes in and both cubicles are occupied, instead of leaving and walking up 1 flight of stairs to the next one like everybody else he will fking stand there talking to himself, grunting and breathing like Darth Vader.Then when the guy in the other cubicle finishes before you, you have to sit there and listen to the Herculean effort he puts in just to take his f
king trousers off, grunting, snorting and just generally being a vile while he does it. I am so glad I don't work in the same team as him because you just know he's the type to eat a microwave burger at his desk at lunch time and spill grease and god knows what all over his keyboard.
Lord Marylebone said:
That doesn't annoy me as much as those fking weirdo men you see wearing a pair of shorts with black tights under them.
They are they type that wear 'shorts all the time' but when the weather gets too cold for shorts like it is right now, they don't just put a pair of trousers on like a sane person, but they put some odd looking black tights on then their sodding shorts over the top.
Can anyone explain what the hell that is all about?
One of the guys who works in the building opposite me is currently dressed like that every day without fail. Hoodie, Gilet/Bodywarmer, shorts, some women's tights and a pair of trainers.
If you are cold then PUT SOME fkING TROUSERS ON.
Runners do this. Why?king weirdo men you see wearing a pair of shorts with black tights under them. They are they type that wear 'shorts all the time' but when the weather gets too cold for shorts like it is right now, they don't just put a pair of trousers on like a sane person, but they put some odd looking black tights on then their sodding shorts over the top.
Can anyone explain what the hell that is all about?
One of the guys who works in the building opposite me is currently dressed like that every day without fail. Hoodie, Gilet/Bodywarmer, shorts, some women's tights and a pair of trainers.
If you are cold then PUT SOME f
kING TROUSERS ON.Because if its too cold for just shorts, but they feel a tad 'exposed' (both front and rear) when wearing running tights.
Tracksuit bottoms are not comfortable when running and sort of distance, let alone normal trousers.
You really wouldn't want to see my jiggling ass as I pass you on the pavement
So they are actually doing you and your eyes, a favour....
generationx said:
These monstrocities seem to have been popping up all over Darkest Essex during the last couple of Christmases. Definitely one for the Council thread, especially if adorning windows too.
Guy I work with got home from work to find one those bows on his front door. Yes he comes from Essex.
dro said:
said: Probably way out on a limb with this one, Those adverts for thick chocolate covered ice creams lollies and the camera comes right in close to a mouth biting into it and the noise of the cracking chocolate amplified to the max, that noise for me is........ aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh
This, definitely this. And in fact, all "food noise" on TV - pouring drinks, crunching crisps, anything. Oh, and the stupid music they have on Masterchef which is punctuated by a "chop" sound accompanied by a visual of one of the chefs cutting something in half. Just stoppit!!And since I'm here and on the subject - noisy eating. Especially the kind accompanied by vocalised expressions of enjoyment. "Om nom"? Get out!!
SGirl said:
dro said:
said: Probably way out on a limb with this one, Those adverts for thick chocolate covered ice creams lollies and the camera comes right in close to a mouth biting into it and the noise of the cracking chocolate amplified to the max, that noise for me is........ aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh
This, definitely this. And in fact, all "food noise" on TV - pouring drinks, crunching crisps, anything. Oh, and the stupid music they have on Masterchef which is punctuated by a "chop" sound accompanied by a visual of one of the chefs cutting something in half. Just stoppit!!And since I'm here and on the subject - noisy eating. Especially the kind accompanied by vocalised expressions of enjoyment. "Om nom"? Get out!!
SGirl said:
dro said:
said: Probably way out on a limb with this one, Those adverts for thick chocolate covered ice creams lollies and the camera comes right in close to a mouth biting into it and the noise of the cracking chocolate amplified to the max, that noise for me is........ aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh
This, definitely this. And in fact, all "food noise" on TV - pouring drinks, crunching crisps, anything. Oh, and the stupid music they have on Masterchef which is punctuated by a "chop" sound accompanied by a visual of one of the chefs cutting something in half. Just stoppit!!And since I'm here and on the subject - noisy eating. Especially the kind accompanied by vocalised expressions of enjoyment. "Om nom"? Get out!!
SlimJim16v said:
My son also hates this, has to leave the room if someone is eating crisps or anything noisy. Apparently it's a recognized medical condition, can't remember what it's called though.
Misophonia. My work colleague has it. We both work from home and have Skype open during the day.He loves it when the other half fetches me a bowl of crisps.
However. Had to fetch my own today.
Edited by talksthetorque on Friday 15th December 16:10
had ham said:
Setting up passwords for new e-accounts.
k can't these idiots tell you what your password needs at the bloody start of the process?
It doesn't help. Had this trying to register on a new work system...- Website - Please enter a password
- Me -
- Your password must contain at least one special letter - typically in red font with a red outline around the enter password field
- Me -
- Your password must contain at least one capital letter
- Me -
- Your password must contain at least one numeric
- Me -
I'll go elsewhere
k can't these idiots tell you what your password needs at the bloody start of the process?
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