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FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

93 months

Thursday 19th April 2018
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DonkeyApple said:
That would be inefficient as the time taken up converting the coins to chips would be lost revenue. She needs to cut out the inefficiency and charge in bags of chips.
Only allow her to eat during the hours of darkness!

She's fat and therefore not a real person, so human rights don't apply.

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Thursday 19th April 2018
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Edited by schmunk on Thursday 19th April 09:35

AC43

11,471 posts

208 months

Thursday 19th April 2018
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bulldong said:
Sadly, I think it’s the norm in the UK now. I am absolutely appalled at the “normal” body in the UK now whenever I visit. Most people are hideously overweight, and hideously unfit.
From the early 90's to the late 00's I spend a lot of time in the US and use to notice large numbers of very overweight people over there compared to the UK.

I then had a 10 year break before spending three weeks over there in Jan & Feb.

To my eyes the contrast is far less these days. I don't know if they have sorted out their obesity epidemic but we are certainly seem to be trying very hard to catch up.

TheRainMaker

6,327 posts

242 months

Thursday 19th April 2018
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They are all hiding in Vegas.

Exige77

6,518 posts

191 months

Thursday 19th April 2018
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TheRainMaker said:
They are all hiding in Vegas.
And in Walmart.

DonkeyApple

55,136 posts

169 months

Thursday 19th April 2018
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TheRainMaker said:
They are all hiding in Vegas.
Vegas is society laid bare. The cheaper the venue the higher the number of behemoths stress testing motability scooters. It really shows the truth that morbid obesity is mostly a function of lazy and/or stupid people.

Douglas Quaid

2,278 posts

85 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Any luck then OP? Have you tried talking to her and seeing how she feels about it?

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

93 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Douglas Quaid said:
Any luck then OP? Have you tried talking to her and seeing how she feels about it?
He's dead.

She ate him.

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

198 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Douglas Quaid said:
Any luck then OP? Have you tried talking to her and seeing how she feels about it?
Don’t worry he’s on his 6-8weeks over seas away from her and the kids she is flat out bringing them up whilst he utterly avoids father hood.

Will he actually attend sports day? Take part in the Dad races - I’d wager not

DonkeyApple

55,136 posts

169 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Welshbeef said:
Will he actually attend sports day? Take part in the Dad races - I’d wager not
You do know that that stuff really doesn’t matter? Plenty of children have a father unable to attend sports day or who work overseas for long periods of time. You do understand that you switch into ‘massive hysterical old queen’ on the back of a few trigger words relating to children? You do appreciate that it’s you who has the deep issue over this subject and that you will keep going on and on and on about some form of evil abandment on any thread where someone dares not to be with their children every second of every day, smothering them and stopping them from growing up into well rounded and self sufficient adults? Can you at least let us know that you appreciate that you have some extreme need that isn’t completely normal nor completely healthy?

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Welshbeef said:
Douglas Quaid said:
Any luck then OP? Have you tried talking to her and seeing how she feels about it?
Don’t worry he’s on his 6-8weeks over seas away from her and the kids she is flat out bringing them up whilst he utterly avoids father hood.

Will he actually attend sports day? Take part in the Dad races - I’d wager not
And she's probably getting serviced by the younger fitter guys in the village with a milf fantasy. If she's not getting satisfaction at home then she'll end up looking elsewhere...

alfie2244

11,292 posts

188 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Welshbeef said:
Will he actually attend sports day? Take part in the Dad races - I’d wager not
Not if it involves wife carrying.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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AC43 said:
bulldong said:
Sadly, I think it’s the norm in the UK now. I am absolutely appalled at the “normal” body in the UK now whenever I visit. Most people are hideously overweight, and hideously unfit.
From the early 90's to the late 00's I spend a lot of time in the US and use to notice large numbers of very overweight people over there compared to the UK.

I then had a 10 year break before spending three weeks over there in Jan & Feb.

To my eyes the contrast is far less these days. I don't know if they have sorted out their obesity epidemic but we are certainly seem to be trying very hard to catch up.
I agree. It's shocking what is considered "normal" now.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Jinx said:
bulldong said:
Sadly, I think it’s the norm in the UK now. I am absolutely appalled at the “normal” body in the UK now whenever I visit. Most people are hideously overweight, and hideously unfit.
Other people are not there purely for your ocular delight. If they are happy in their (extra) skin it is entirely their choice. As those great sages of our time said:
Spinal Tap said:
The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin'
You see, that's exactly the problem. People who think "live and let live" are exactly the reason why the NHS spends 10% of the annual budget on diabetes. Almost ALL of which is Type2 which is almost entirely treatable through lifestyle changes. I didn't mention my "ocular delight". People just need to wake up and take some responsibility for themselves.

Dog Star

16,116 posts

168 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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The title of this thread makes me laugh.

I wonder if the OP would like to swap - I'd rather like a porky black lass, he can have my missus (tall slim blonde with big rockets).

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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creampuff said:
Mate, what you lose out on with fat birds in the in the physical looks dept, you can make up for in the pure filth department.

Have you considered suggesting anal invasion to spice up the sex life?
Mmmm, might work, if he can find it.

amare32

2,417 posts

223 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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I spilt my time between the UK and Hong Kong throughout the year with work/family and everytime I come back to the UK, I am absolutely disgusted how much landwhales there are in the UK. In HK, where food is cheaper you'd think the women over there would end up just like the landwhales in Western developed countries.. it's a rare sight to find obese people or even close over there.

People in the East must be doing something right. In the West, the SJWs have highjacked the debate and brainwashed a ton of girls here that it is ok to shove copious amounts of junk food/drinks and making them believe that big is beautiful.

alorotom

11,936 posts

187 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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amare32 said:
I spilt my time between the UK and Hong Kong throughout the year with work/family and everytime I come back to the UK, I am absolutely disgusted how much landwhales there are in the UK. In HK, where food is cheaper you'd think the women over there would end up just like the landwhales in Western developed countries.. it's a rare sight to find obese people or even close over there.

People in the East must be doing something right. In the West, the SJWs have highjacked the debate and brainwashed a ton of girls here that it is ok to shove copious amounts of junk food/drinks and making them believe that big is beautiful.
It’s not just women, the problem is worse in men

Trophy Husband

3,924 posts

107 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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I blame Lycra and stretch jeans. Jeans should stop at max size 14. All others should be dressed in a shroud/tent of some kind a la Dawn French. I just don't want to see rolls of fat contained within a mysterious material. It's still there you know sweetie! The least you could do is hide it from me! Puts me right off my Greggs bean pastie. Maybe that's what you were after? There is no shame nowadays!

Survival of the fittest is now survival of the fattest. I'm not a chubby chaser myself and I don't get men that are (weirdos). I like my women to be evolutionarily correct in their build. ie. slim and capable of outrunning at least a wild boar to get back to the cave, light the fire and cook the wild boar that I killed that was chasing them. My lady is 6 foot and could probably outrun a gazelle, she is evolutionarily a step up, the great leap forward, she doesn't even have underarm hair! Perhaps I'm lucky?

Men!! Stop having sex with fat women!! You are ruining the future of the human race and turning it into a human amble.

Puts me in mind of one of my favourite jokes.....

How do you get a fat girl into bed?

Piece of cake!!

By the way, just for balance, I don't fancy fat blokes either.

Edited by Trophy Husband on Tuesday 24th April 16:07

Ari

19,337 posts

215 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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alorotom said:
It’s not just women, the problem is worse in men
This is Pistonheads, where all women any larger than supermodels are fat ugly munters who we hate and all men are merely powerfully built (and anyway, it's wimmin's fault! Snakes with tits).

Get with the program, Bro! biggrin