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creampuff said:
Mate, what you lose out on with fat birds in the in the physical looks dept, you can make up for in the pure filth department.
Have you considered suggesting anal invasion to spice up the sex life?
Surely he knows his wife insideout?Have you considered suggesting anal invasion to spice up the sex life?
He has two kids with her she’s as filthy or not as she will ever be - probably less so after kids as a woman winds down and then zero sex once menopause.
I work away. For maybe 6-8 weeks at a time. It's been like this before we married so nothing new. She said she likes me thinner, I'm thinner. People at work have commented, so I know I've lost a but, this hasn't motivated her.
Sometimes I get her out here with me; with the first, but not since the second, but once she's old enough she'll come and see me with both.
I'm experienced enough to know (and see), how her lifestyle is increasing her weight and the things she's doing are not reversing the trend. I'm not demanding her to do anything, I just see where it's heading but I can't do anything to stop it. I don't think people understand their metabolism changes, you can't live your whole life in your 20's.
I've talked and talked and talked, hinted, advised and helped. Women (in my xp) don't seem to like sweating when working out, or even working out for that matter..
She's very pretty btw, but I'm not sure she understands the getting older bit. She's a great mum, a lovely person, but I don't like sleeping with overweight women. I just don't.
Sometimes I get her out here with me; with the first, but not since the second, but once she's old enough she'll come and see me with both.
I'm experienced enough to know (and see), how her lifestyle is increasing her weight and the things she's doing are not reversing the trend. I'm not demanding her to do anything, I just see where it's heading but I can't do anything to stop it. I don't think people understand their metabolism changes, you can't live your whole life in your 20's.
I've talked and talked and talked, hinted, advised and helped. Women (in my xp) don't seem to like sweating when working out, or even working out for that matter..
She's very pretty btw, but I'm not sure she understands the getting older bit. She's a great mum, a lovely person, but I don't like sleeping with overweight women. I just don't.
jimPH said:
I work away. For maybe 6-8 weeks at a time. It's been like this before we married so nothing new. She said she likes me thinner, I'm thinner. People at work have commented, so I know I've lost a but, this hasn't motivated her.
Sometimes I get her out here with me; with the first, but not since the second, but once she's old enough she'll come and see me with both.
I'm experienced enough to know (and see), how her lifestyle is increasing her weight and the things she's doing are not reversing the trend. I'm not demanding her to do anything, I just see where it's heading but I can't do anything to stop it. I don't think people understand their metabolism changes, you can't live your whole life in your 20's.
I've talked and talked and talked, hinted, advised and helped. Women (in my xp) don't seem to like sweating when working out, or even working out for that matter..
She's very pretty btw, but I'm not sure she understands the getting older bit. She's a great mum, a lovely person, but I don't like sleeping with overweight women. I just don't.
Being away for 6-8 weeks frequently is a very long time and god know how you do it with young kids too. She’s probably utterly shattered having no help for (sorry as you are not present) 2 months at a time. Sometimes I get her out here with me; with the first, but not since the second, but once she's old enough she'll come and see me with both.
I'm experienced enough to know (and see), how her lifestyle is increasing her weight and the things she's doing are not reversing the trend. I'm not demanding her to do anything, I just see where it's heading but I can't do anything to stop it. I don't think people understand their metabolism changes, you can't live your whole life in your 20's.
I've talked and talked and talked, hinted, advised and helped. Women (in my xp) don't seem to like sweating when working out, or even working out for that matter..
She's very pretty btw, but I'm not sure she understands the getting older bit. She's a great mum, a lovely person, but I don't like sleeping with overweight women. I just don't.
Perhaps you should reconsider your lifestyle and be a more present parent than you are currently. Sorry compiling online and posting about your wife being fat then announcing your away from your kids for months at a time - take a hard look at yourself change jobs so that you can be a more hands on parent.
SCEtoAUX said:
It's not about losing weight, it's about losing body fat. Any doctor will tell you that.
Secondly, forget the idea of going to the gym to lose that body fat. Doing so can shift a bit, but the body is a very efficient and complex machine.
There's only one sure-fire way to lose body fat, and to keep it off, and that is a change of eating habits for good.
Forget the biscuits, the pies, the pastries, the sweets. No more cakes, no more cappuccinos with three sugars and kick alcohol into touch.
Do that for a couple of months and the pounds will drop off. Keep doing it and they'll stay off.
I'm not saying don't exercise, you/she most certainly should do so, but that ain't what's going to lose the lard.
I know how to diet, I know exercise too. I've gone from 17.4 to 12st, I've still got 8 abs at 41. I could beast her through drop sets and negative fails, but you can't make someone do it. I don't eat after 6pm, but I can't padlock the fridge...Secondly, forget the idea of going to the gym to lose that body fat. Doing so can shift a bit, but the body is a very efficient and complex machine.
There's only one sure-fire way to lose body fat, and to keep it off, and that is a change of eating habits for good.
Forget the biscuits, the pies, the pastries, the sweets. No more cakes, no more cappuccinos with three sugars and kick alcohol into touch.
Do that for a couple of months and the pounds will drop off. Keep doing it and they'll stay off.
I'm not saying don't exercise, you/she most certainly should do so, but that ain't what's going to lose the lard.
If you're lucky she will start getting banged bandy some random chaps whilst your away for weeks on end and that will burn a bit off. May even help with kid #3 if you get my drift. If it is not quite the right colour, just tell people it is albeno / healthy tanned as appropriate.
HTH
HTH
poo at Paul's said:
If you're lucky she will start getting banged bandy some random chaps whilst your away for weeks on end and that will burn a bit off. May even help with kid #3 if you get my drift. If it is not quite the right colour, just tell people it is albeno / healthy tanned as appropriate.
HTH
HTH
Welshbeef said:
jimPH said:
I work away. For maybe 6-8 weeks at a time. It's been like this before we married so nothing new. She said she likes me thinner, I'm thinner. People at work have commented, so I know I've lost a but, this hasn't motivated her.
Sometimes I get her out here with me; with the first, but not since the second, but once she's old enough she'll come and see me with both.
I'm experienced enough to know (and see), how her lifestyle is increasing her weight and the things she's doing are not reversing the trend. I'm not demanding her to do anything, I just see where it's heading but I can't do anything to stop it. I don't think people understand their metabolism changes, you can't live your whole life in your 20's.
I've talked and talked and talked, hinted, advised and helped. Women (in my xp) don't seem to like sweating when working out, or even working out for that matter..
She's very pretty btw, but I'm not sure she understands the getting older bit. She's a great mum, a lovely person, but I don't like sleeping with overweight women. I just don't.
Being away for 6-8 weeks frequently is a very long time and god know how you do it with young kids too. She’s probably utterly shattered having no help for (sorry as you are not present) 2 months at a time. Sometimes I get her out here with me; with the first, but not since the second, but once she's old enough she'll come and see me with both.
I'm experienced enough to know (and see), how her lifestyle is increasing her weight and the things she's doing are not reversing the trend. I'm not demanding her to do anything, I just see where it's heading but I can't do anything to stop it. I don't think people understand their metabolism changes, you can't live your whole life in your 20's.
I've talked and talked and talked, hinted, advised and helped. Women (in my xp) don't seem to like sweating when working out, or even working out for that matter..
She's very pretty btw, but I'm not sure she understands the getting older bit. She's a great mum, a lovely person, but I don't like sleeping with overweight women. I just don't.
Perhaps you should reconsider your lifestyle and be a more present parent than you are currently. Sorry compiling online and posting about your wife being fat then announcing your away from your kids for months at a time - take a hard look at yourself change jobs so that you can be a more hands on parent.
jimPH said:
I know how to diet, I know exercise too. I've gone from 17.4 to 12st, I've still got 8 abs at 41. I could beast her through drop sets and negative fails, but you can't make someone do it. I don't eat after 6pm, but I can't padlock the fridge...
Stop this wind up - out the wine down and chill out. Then don’t show her your posts on this thread.
alfie2244 said:
poo at Paul's said:
If you're lucky she will start getting banged bandy some random chaps whilst your away for weeks on end and that will burn a bit off. May even help with kid #3 if you get my drift. If it is not quite the right colour, just tell people it is albeno / healthy tanned as appropriate.
HTH
HTH
jimPH said:
Did you miss the bit where I said she comes out with me?
So someone looks after the kids for 6-8 weeks taking them to school etc whilst your in long holidays? Or you take them out of education for 6-8 weeks at a time at will. PS I think it’s appalling to type such a horrible post about your wife Your supposedly loved other half mum of your children on the internet. It will be here forever not possible to delete.
Either your too drunk posting gibberish or you’ve had a falling out with her or ?
Maybe you should change lifestyle and live at home helping her bring up the kids instead of dumping them on her and no doubt just enjoying the easy bit of kids when your back to visit before the next few months away.
No nappies no sleepless nights no looking after them when they are sick no cleaning then if they s
t themselves not clearing up from them all the time. Feeding them getting them ready for school. Birthday parties with friends swimming club horse riding club ballet walks helping them with homework or playing educational games. Doing your bit as the husband and do the stuff with the in laws. Listen to them read play with them deal with them when they are being a nightmare be with them when they are sad.
Sorry but 6-8 weeks away with two young kids and wanting a 3rd whilst slagging your wife off online for “being fat I don’t fancy her anymore” hey maybe you have erectile dysfunction - I bet you do why not start a thread on your failures.
Shame on you your Origibal and follow up posts are shocking. If your wife read them I’d wager you’d be kicked out of the house tonight and rightly so.
jimPH said:
alfie2244 said:
poo at Paul's said:
If you're lucky she will start getting banged bandy some random chaps whilst your away for weeks on end and that will burn a bit off. May even help with kid #3 if you get my drift. If it is not quite the right colour, just tell people it is albeno / healthy tanned as appropriate.
HTH
HTH
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jimPH said:
I work away. For maybe 6-8 weeks at a time. It's been like this before we married so nothing new. She said she likes me thinner, I'm thinner. People at work have commented, so I know I've lost a but, this hasn't motivated her.
Sometimes I get her out here with me; with the first, but not since the second, but once she's old enough she'll come and see me with both.
I'm experienced enough to know (and see), how her lifestyle is increasing her weight and the things she's doing are not reversing the trend. I'm not demanding her to do anything, I just see where it's heading but I can't do anything to stop it. I don't think people understand their metabolism changes, you can't live your whole life in your 20's.
I've talked and talked and talked, hinted, advised and helped. Women (in my xp) don't seem to like sweating when working out, or even working out for that matter..
She's very pretty btw, but I'm not sure she understands the getting older bit. She's a great mum, a lovely person, but I don't like sleeping with overweight women. I just don't.
www.adultwork.comSometimes I get her out here with me; with the first, but not since the second, but once she's old enough she'll come and see me with both.
I'm experienced enough to know (and see), how her lifestyle is increasing her weight and the things she's doing are not reversing the trend. I'm not demanding her to do anything, I just see where it's heading but I can't do anything to stop it. I don't think people understand their metabolism changes, you can't live your whole life in your 20's.
I've talked and talked and talked, hinted, advised and helped. Women (in my xp) don't seem to like sweating when working out, or even working out for that matter..
She's very pretty btw, but I'm not sure she understands the getting older bit. She's a great mum, a lovely person, but I don't like sleeping with overweight women. I just don't.
Sheets Tabuer said:
1) Buy her size 8 lingerie and when she says it won't fit exclaim you didn't realise she was so fat.
2) Everytime you and her are out and you see a thin bird audibly make a phwoar sound so she knows what you like.
3) Tell her from now on you are just gonna lay there and she can do the work as you heard fat birds try harder.
2) Everytime you and her are out and you see a thin bird audibly make a phwoar sound so she knows what you like.
3) Tell her from now on you are just gonna lay there and she can do the work as you heard fat birds try harder.
Exceptional.
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