Fat wife

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

I love threads like this, especially the people who still try to offer sensible advice

This is just gold...

N-TY4C said:

Sex is a basic human right IMHO.

Edited by Dr Doofenshmirtz on Tuesday 17th April 11:56

[Zod]

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

I love threads like this, especially the people who still try to offer sensible advice

Look, Mr Supercilious, DonkeyApple and I are just trying to help!

[DonkeyApple]

Zod said:

DonkeyApple said:

Zod said:

DonkeyApple said:

Aren’t you supposed to roll them in flour and look for the wet spot?

Two problems with that:

1. fatties sweat a lot;

2. she might not be aroused.

I guess you could solve problem 2 by waving some Mars bars around just out of reach?

Living dangerously!

Risk of ‘Beadle Hand’?

[Zod]

DonkeyApple said:

Risk of ‘Beadle Hand’?

There used to be a barbers in Belsize Village, a couple of doors from XO (RIP) that had photos of celeb clients in the window. One of the three was Beadle.

[DonkeyApple]

Zod said:

There used to be a barbers in Belsize Village, a couple of doors from XO (RIP) that had photos of celeb clients in the window. One of the three was Beadle.

When did XO go? I’ve not wandered down there for years (it’s the walk back up!) but used to enjoy eating there.

[Zod]

DonkeyApple said:

Zod said:

There used to be a barbers in Belsize Village, a couple of doors from XO (RIP) that had photos of celeb clients in the window. One of the three was Beadle.

When did XO go? I’ve not wandered down there for years (it’s the walk back up!) but used to enjoy eating there.

Closed quite suddenly a few months ago. Rumour is that a coop will open there. That would be terrible. It should be a pub or a restaurant and a mini supermarket would damage the local shops.

Just noticed this morning, driving down Haverstock Hill that the Steele's is closed. I hope for refurbishment, not for conversion into flats. We've lost the Olde White Bear and the Magdala in the last few years (and the dreadful old King of Bohemia some years ago). Camden Council has no interest in preserving pubs.

[Exige77]

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

I love threads like this, especially the people who still try to offer sensible advice

This is just gold...

N-TY4C said:

Sex is a basic human right IMHO.

Edited by Dr Doofenshmirtz on Tuesday 17th April 11:56

With yourself maybe but with a third party should be consentual ?

Maybe I’m being a bit controversial

[DonkeyApple]

Zod said:

Closed quite suddenly a few months ago. Rumour is that a coop will open there. That would be terrible. It should be a pub or a restaurant and a mini supermarket would damage the local shops.

Just noticed this morning, driving down Haverstock Hill that the Steele's is closed. I hope for refurbishment, not for conversion into flats. We've lost the Olde White Bear and the Magdala in the last few years (and the dreadful old King of Bohemia some years ago). Camden Council has no interest in preserving pubs.

Or petrol stations!

[Rojibo]

Threads like these are why I love this place. The angry fat bird is just the icing on the (soon to be eaten) cake.

OP, I hope you get your wife to stop dominating the fridge. But I have my doubts, fat women are lazy and will just make up excuses as to why they can't exercise and how hard it is, and the moment you try and help they get all defensive and call you patronising.

Much easier to complain about something than actually do anything about it.

[Zod]

DonkeyApple said:

Zod said:

Closed quite suddenly a few months ago. Rumour is that a coop will open there. That would be terrible. It should be a pub or a restaurant and a mini supermarket would damage the local shops.

Just noticed this morning, driving down Haverstock Hill that the Steele's is closed. I hope for refurbishment, not for conversion into flats. We've lost the Olde White Bear and the Magdala in the last few years (and the dreadful old King of Bohemia some years ago). Camden Council has no interest in preserving pubs.

Or petrol stations!

Too true!

[WCZ]

I don't see what the problem with OP's post is, he's just being honest

[DonkeyApple]

WCZ said:

I don't see what the problem with OP's post is, he's just being honest

True. It just wouldn’t be at all nice for his wife to see something like this being discussed in public. Does such a post pass the ‘will the person be hurt if they found it’ test? I wouldn’t have thought so!

[DanielSan]

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

I love threads like this, especially the people who still try to offer sensible advice

This is just gold...

N-TY4C said:

Sex is a basic human right IMHO.

Edited by Dr Doofenshmirtz on Tuesday 17th April 11:56

I wonder how basic human right would stand as an argument for the accused in a rape case? That’d be a new low for any judge, especially if he’s done it

[N-TY4C]

DanielSan said:

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

I love threads like this, especially the people who still try to offer sensible advice

This is just gold...

N-TY4C said:

Sex is a basic human right IMHO.

Edited by Dr Doofenshmirtz on Tuesday 17th April 11:56

I wonder how basic human right would stand as an argument for the accused in a rape case? That’d be a new low for any judge, especially if he’s done it

Lol. That is true. I did not mean go round raping people or in a court of Law, I meant within the context of a consensual adult relationship. I expect someone to end the relationship, or run off or whatever if they don’t want me anymore. Staying for convenience because the other half has a nice income, or because the house in lovely and going elsewhere is not fair on anyone.

If wife is now fat and unwilling to lose weight. OP should move onto the next victim until she gets fat then move on to someone else and so on and so forth. Some people are not made for monogamous relationships. This is only my opinion, which I thought I was entitled to despite some of you saying I am a “monkey” :-)

[anonymous-user]

Sadly, I think it’s the norm in the UK now. I am absolutely appalled at the “normal” body in the UK now whenever I visit. Most people are hideously overweight, and hideously unfit.

[hyphen]

OP, sun is shining in the UK, your fat wife will be revealing those folds, and when you get back and go down the park with the big unit, you will be looking around and be internally sobbing at the skinny women in skimpy clothing that you will notice all around you.

Hope that helps

[FN2TypeR]

hyphen said:

OP, sun is shining in the UK, your fat wife will be revealing those folds, and when you get back and go down the park with the big unit, you will be looking around and be internally sobbing at the skinny women in skimpy clothing that you will notice all around you.

Hope that helps

She could sell shade to normal people if funds are tight, every extra pound helps, right?

[schmunk]

FN2TypeR said:

hyphen said:

OP, sun is shining in the UK, your fat wife will be revealing those folds, and when you get back and go down the park with the big unit, you will be looking around and be internally sobbing at the skinny women in skimpy clothing that you will notice all around you.

Hope that helps

She could sell shade to normal people if funds are tight, every extra pound helps, right?

More pounds = more shade = more pounds

[DonkeyApple]

That would be inefficient as the time taken up converting the coins to chips would be lost revenue. She needs to cut out the inefficiency and charge in bags of chips.

[Jinx]

bulldong said:

Sadly, I think it’s the norm in the UK now. I am absolutely appalled at the “normal” body in the UK now whenever I visit. Most people are hideously overweight, and hideously unfit.

Other people are not there purely for your ocular delight. If they are happy in their (extra) skin it is entirely their choice. As those great sages of our time said:

Spinal Tap said:

The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin'