A lesson learnt for an angry old lady

[V8mate]

Oh dear. This thread hasn't gone well for the OP.

I fear there's no chance now of him coming clean about shoving a bunch of stty wet wipes up the Kia's exhaust.

We'll never know.

[smn159]

Well I for one hope that you taught that old disabled couple a harsh lesson.

Clearly a man with a convertible Porsche and a blonde wife is many rungs up the social ladder and not to be trifled with.

[andy_s]

OP, go calm yourself down, you've behaved ttishly for absolutely no reason.

[LHRFlightman]

Old couple come back and find their car won't start.
They call AA.
AA discover wet wipes up exhaust.
CCTV shows Mr tt doing the deed and driving off in his Porsche.
Mr tt gets a knock on the door from BIB.

How you feeling now, Mr tt?

[bitchstewie]

You parked in a disabled space when you and your wife aren't disabled and when someone called you out on it you (we presume because you haven't been back to the thread) put litter up their exhaust?

If that's the case there's only one person in the wrong here and that would be you.

[mattyn1]

I have always been led to believe that it was lucky to be shat on by a seagull. Whilst I think the complete opposite and in fact it is a trifle unlucky when the seagull has all that space to take a dump (though I do have a larger than average head), it does show that the old lady was, in fact entirely correct!

[Ari]

This reminds me of a thread a few years ago when a Posche owner found a parking ticket on his car and drove around the car park looking for the attendant and informed him that he’d only ticketed the car because he was jealous!

That one was better though, as the OP recruited some chums from the Porsche forum and they all told his critics that they were just jealous!

Forget how it ended now, pretty sure it was with OP convinced that the entire world was just jealous.

[Black can man]

Jag_NE said:

it sounds odd that a little bit of bird st attracted a small crowd of good samaritans....did your wife have some sort of emotional breakdown, or were they all horrified porsche enthusiasts?

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I would suggest they gathered round pissing themselves laughing tbh.

I really cannot believe anyone would disrespect an elderly disabled couple over a seagull shutting on a women's head tbh

Please say you didn't OP, if you did then you need to man the fk up & apologise rather than boasting like a complete cock.

[Ari]

mattyn1 said:

I have always been led to believe that it was lucky to be shat on by a seagull. Whilst I think the complete opposite and in fact it is a trifle unlucky when the seagull has all that space to take a dump (though I do have a larger than average head), it does show that the old lady was, in fact entirely correct!

I have a theory about that saying. I suspect it came about because someone in a crowd got shat on by a seagull, and everyone nearby who were missed loudly said ‘Christ, that was lucky!’

[S100HP]

You taught a disabled old couple a lesson. Well done OP. You're my new hero.

[The Dangerous Elk]

RATATTAK said:

Took the Porsche out for a mini break the last couple of days - yesterday we travelled from Pocklington to Goathland (TV programme Heartbeat was set there) where we had lunch at the Mallyan Spout Hotel (spotted a blue roadster in the car park), on to Whitby, then down the coast road to Robin Hood's Bay, Scarborough and Filey.

Lovely weather so top down and just pulling into the car park at the bottom off Robin Hood's Bay when the wife discovered a Seagull incident ... the bird had unloaded on the top of my wife's head (she's blonde) and the dregs I discovered were on the back of the car ... only a disabled space left so I parked half i the bay leaving space for other cars to get round.

So there I am doing the hairdresser/cleaner job on wifey's head using wet wipes which I keep in the glove box when in comes a Kia Sorrento with an old couple in ... the lady immeadiately jumps out and gives me an earful of "Are you parking there ? - are you disabled ? cos we are and we have a blue badge".

I explain what has happened and ask for a couple of minutes to tidy the wife up before I move my car to allow them to park. So I eventually move the car and I continue with the clear up.

An American couple offer water for the final cleanup and a nice English guy comes over to see if he can help.

By this time I had a pile of used wet wipes piled up on the dash when old lady (with hubby), both with sticks, walks by and starts chastising me again, commenting that it's lucky to have a seagull poo on you and that I could have avoided the mess if I hadn't had the roof down. I sarcastically thanked her for her help and she went on her way down to the sea front.

I was just about to follow them to the car park waste bins when I had a brilliant idea before I continued my journey.

What do you think I did with the used wet wipes ?

Answers below please

Quoted for the record.

[Bill]

Why would you have wet wipes in your glovebox??

(Obvious answer is to clean yourself up after having a go on Sheila from accounts, I suppose...)

[CaptainSlow]

Bill said:

Why would you have wet wipes in your glovebox??

(Obvious answer is to clean yourself up after having a go on Sheila from accounts, I suppose...)

Wet wipes are pretty handy to have for a multitude of reasons, not just for remnants of Sheila.

I hope the OP didn't do anything that would endanger the health of vulnerable members of society, bird mess contains a large amount of dangerous toxins.

[surveyor]

Nanook said:

Bill said:

Why would you have wet wipes in your glovebox??

(Obvious answer is to clean yourself up after having a go on Sheila from accounts, I suppose...)

I keep some in my car.

In case I ever end up at the side of the road changing a tyre or something like that, and don't want to show up at a meeting looking like I just changed a tyre at the side of a road.

Also keep some (or sometimes baby wipes) in the van for cleaning work tools / equipment that occasionally gets muddy.

[Kermit power]

surveyor said:

Nanook said:

Bill said:

Why would you have wet wipes in your glovebox??

(Obvious answer is to clean yourself up after having a go on Sheila from accounts, I suppose...)

I keep some in my car.

In case I ever end up at the side of the road changing a tyre or something like that, and don't want to show up at a meeting looking like I just changed a tyre at the side of a road.

Also keep some (or sometimes baby wipes) in the van for cleaning work tools / equipment that occasionally gets muddy.

Possibly also the case for the OP, as I'm sure you'll be utterly delighted to know that that fine, upstanding member of society seems to share your profession! The shame of it for you!

[browse]

[fakenews]

andy_s said:

OP, go calm yourself down, you've behaved ttishly for absolutely no reason.

I disagree. I saw a bloke park up in one yesterday (again the only one left in the petrol filling station), his young son throwing up into a bag and in obvious distress. Everyone just needs to take a chill pill and accept in some circumstances people just need to stop somewhere and sort an issue out. Chances are the old couple weren't genuinely disabled...just some entitled old aholes who see it as a free pass.

[mattyn1]

Nanook said:

Bill said:

Why would you have wet wipes in your glovebox??

(Obvious answer is to clean yourself up after having a go on Sheila from accounts, I suppose...)

I keep some in my car.

In case I ever end up at the side of the road changing a tyre or something like that, and don't want to show up at a meeting looking like I just changed a tyre at the side of a road.

Dogging.






Apparently!

[MrGTI6]

As far as I can tell, you haven't clarified whether or not you and/or your wife are disabled.

So are you disabled or just selfish?

[silverfoxcc]

fakenews said:

andy_s said:

OP, go calm yourself down, you've behaved ttishly for absolutely no reason.

I disagree. I saw a bloke park up in one yesterday (again the only one left in the petrol filling station), his young son throwing up into a bag and in obvious distress. Everyone just needs to take a chill pill and accept in some circumstances people just need to stop somewhere and sort an issue out. Chances are the old couple weren't genuinely disabled...just some entitled old aholes who see it as a free pass.

Looks like old Rat attack has seen the earlier thread about getting his mates in to slag us all off!!!