A lesson learnt for an angry old lady
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Halb said:
Digger said:
A brief moment spent being an amateur detective.... on a football-related thread.
So he may indeed be in his 70’s at least. As for the rest...
Digger by name, Digger by...So he may indeed be in his 70’s at least. As for the rest...
RATATTAK said:
Saw the boots ... thought about the pain ... never played ... that was in the late 50s
ApOrbital said:
Ratty I was sat not to far from you in the Mallyan Spout Hotel.if that was your car outside.
It would be interesting if old Ratty confirmed that - a quick Google doesn't allow identification of individual parking space and signage. But what it does show is straight, wide, good visibility roads with no apparent stopping restrictions.In case it is the same incident - we need to know : was it actually a Porsche (and if so, what model and did it have a crappy, good or nondescript number plate), full descriptions of occupants - age of driver and hair colour of passenger are particularly important, body language of all participants throughout the drama (even better of course if you were in earshot), any recollections of confrontations inside the Hotel, reactions of the innocent couple when they returned to their car to find the wet wipes on their windscreen - oh, and was the culprit hiding behind one of those walls checking that a lesson really had been taught and understood (how contrite was the old lady, did she seem to reflect that perhaps convertible Porsche drivers did or did not confirm to stereotype) ?
I'm a bit confused here, is the OP suggesting that an elderly pair parked in the car park at Robin Hoods Bay and then sticked it down to the village by way of that crappy pavement?
They must breed 'em hardy in Yorkshire.
I walked down (and back up) that hill once, wouldn't go back and do it again with my knees in the state they are in.
There is a shed load of space in the car park there, no one could have needed to bung up a disabled bay.
Anyone seen the custard?
They must breed 'em hardy in Yorkshire.
I walked down (and back up) that hill once, wouldn't go back and do it again with my knees in the state they are in.
There is a shed load of space in the car park there, no one could have needed to bung up a disabled bay.
Anyone seen the custard?
Black can man said:
toastybase said:
Monkeylegend said:
Anyone know if the seagull is ok now?
Shat himselfDon't need to give any abuse to the OP, maybe donate him a JCB to fill in the hole he's dug.
JimSuperSix said:
This thread is classic PH
If the old biddy had any manners she would have waited for the OP to finish cleaning crap from his wife and move his car, especially considering he had explained the situation to her. Instead she behaves just like 90% of the posters here and rips into someone else with a combination of self-entitlement , jealousy and self-righteous "anger" because she can't instantly get her own way or is angry at everyone else because her own life hasn't turned out as well as his apparently has.
This said, there's still no reason for any sort of vigilante revenge.
So where did the wet-wipes end up?
This is a very valid point. My mother has a blue badge but her first reaction would have been to offer the lady some extra wipes to help. It wouldn’t have crossed her mind that waiting a couple of minutes while someone had a bit of a clean up was something to be upset or rude over. But then benefits people have a benefits sense of entitlement. If the old biddy had any manners she would have waited for the OP to finish cleaning crap from his wife and move his car, especially considering he had explained the situation to her. Instead she behaves just like 90% of the posters here and rips into someone else with a combination of self-entitlement , jealousy and self-righteous "anger" because she can't instantly get her own way or is angry at everyone else because her own life hasn't turned out as well as his apparently has.
This said, there's still no reason for any sort of vigilante revenge.
So where did the wet-wipes end up?
Conversely, the way the OP seems to have the need to mention that he has a Porsche and the other party have a Kia rings the ‘knobend’ alarm bell. It’s the clear mark of some jumped up schmuck and suggests to me that the conversation almost certainly didn’t go down as the post describes.
But then the offensive responses from other posters and their sad little narrow views leaves much to be desired. Far too many angry people desperately seeking any possible outlet for their self loathing these days.
I'm curious, but what exactly is the "Lesson" that you taught her?
The thread subject suggests something punitive that would have inconvenienced the old lady or caused her distress or annoyance, thus teaching her a lesson and encouraging her to modify her behaviour in future .... yet the explanation offered by the OP (after it became clear that the majority think he's a bit of a clunge) suggests nothing more than placing the wet wipes neatly on her windscreen.
So what is the lesson that you taught her?
The thread subject suggests something punitive that would have inconvenienced the old lady or caused her distress or annoyance, thus teaching her a lesson and encouraging her to modify her behaviour in future .... yet the explanation offered by the OP (after it became clear that the majority think he's a bit of a clunge) suggests nothing more than placing the wet wipes neatly on her windscreen.
So what is the lesson that you taught her?
RATATTAK said:
And that sums it up. I just thought my story would add a bit of humour to what could have been a dull weekend ... obviously I was wrong, but it's been interesting reading the responses, especially from those who immediately jump to incorrect conclusions. I wish the old lady and her driver no harm, my wife has now calmed down and had her hair done, the Porsche came out of it OK, I've enjoyed reading the responses on PH, so all is well in my life. Many thanks for listening everyone.
May have missed it, but where was the humour in your original post ?The humorous part is in the above post - "my wife has now calmed down" . FFS its a bit of seagull **it, she seems a bit too precious, first world problems and that.
Why did leaving the wet wipes on their car even come into your mind, bizarre action from a mature 72 year old.
Edited to add - maybe change your usnername to GRANATTACK, you have already changed from ATTAKZ.
Edited by tighnamara on Monday 23 April 14:05
Edited by tighnamara on Monday 23 April 14:06
J4CKO said:
Bad lip reading stuff is great... Game of thrones and walking dead ones are good. Medival Land Fun Time world and Carl Poppa
Of course the Donald Trump ones also...
tighnamara said:
May have missed it, but where was the humour in your original post ?
The humorous part is in the above post - "my wife has now calmed down" . FFS its a bit of seagull **it, she seems a bit too precious, first world problems and that.
Why did leaving the wet wipes on their car even come into your mind, bizarre action from a mature 72 year old.
Edited to add - maybe change your usnername to GRANATTACK, you have already changed from ATTAKZ.
When did attackman leave the original you quoted ?The humorous part is in the above post - "my wife has now calmed down" . FFS its a bit of seagull **it, she seems a bit too precious, first world problems and that.
Why did leaving the wet wipes on their car even come into your mind, bizarre action from a mature 72 year old.
Edited to add - maybe change your usnername to GRANATTACK, you have already changed from ATTAKZ.
Edited by anonymous-user on Monday 23 April 14:05
Edited by anonymous-user on Monday 23 April 14:06
38911 said:
I'm curious, but what exactly is the "Lesson" that you taught her?
The thread subject suggests something punitive that would have inconvenienced the old lady or caused her distress or annoyance, thus teaching her a lesson and encouraging her to modify her behaviour in future .... yet the explanation offered by the OP (after it became clear that the majority think he's a bit of a clunge) suggests nothing more than placing the wet wipes neatly on her windscreen.
So what is the lesson that you taught her?
the affairs of Porchse drivers should not be meddled withThe thread subject suggests something punitive that would have inconvenienced the old lady or caused her distress or annoyance, thus teaching her a lesson and encouraging her to modify her behaviour in future .... yet the explanation offered by the OP (after it became clear that the majority think he's a bit of a clunge) suggests nothing more than placing the wet wipes neatly on her windscreen.
So what is the lesson that you taught her?
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