A lesson learnt for an angry old lady

[Lazermilk]

paua said:

Court Jester said:

Got bored at page 6 so this may have been said but could we have an update to a Pistonheads classic “Throw a dirty wet wipe at her”

Hammering frozen sausages, dominating stairs & now, throwing dirty wet wipes.

There was the stty pillows one, so I think its only fitting this is throwing stty wet wipes

[Cotty]

Mr2Mike said:

Much like the completely black and white arguments that others put forward then i.e. it's never, ever appropriate to put your car into a disabled space if you aren't a blue badge holder, no matter the circumstances.

If I have a heart attack im using one. the heart attack will be disabling me.

[anonymous-user]

Cotty said:

Mr2Mike said:

Much like the completely black and white arguments that others put forward then i.e. it's never, ever appropriate to put your car into a disabled space if you aren't a blue badge holder, no matter the circumstances.

If I have a heart attack im using one. the heart attack will be disabling me.

Scribble a quick note: "Badge in post" and leave on dashboard?

[The Dangerous Elk]

Roman Rhodes said:

Scribble a quick note: "Badge in post" and leave on dashboard?

"Badge in p arrrr
........rr
...........r
.............g"

[XMT]

some really over the top suggestions here. Its a grumpy old lady. He continued to speak to her nicely and let her have her rant which was the right thing to do.

Thats the end of it really. Wet wipes in the bin, call her a bh under your breath and get on with your merry life.

[Rude-boy]

Bill said:

Why would you have wet wipes in your glovebox??

(Obvious answer is to clean yourself up after having a go on Sheila from accounts, I suppose...)

Many reasons.

Coffee spills, small cuts, getting bird st off your paint.

Last week was on the train back from London and the old boy next to me spilt his coffee. Wet wipes and tissues cleared up swiftly and well.

Takes up as much space and weight as a couple of packets of smokes and can save many a sartorial embarrassment.

[james-witton]

Hopefully the OP has learnt a lesson here, not just the old lady.

[perdu]

paua said:

Court Jester said:

Got bored at page 6 so this may have been said but could we have an update to a Pistonheads classic “Throw a dirty wet wipe at her”

Hammering frozen sausages, dominating stairs & now, throwing dirty wet wipes.

Could we perhaps update it to cover depositing used wet-wipes over a windscreen artistically

Far classier

[DickyC]

perdu said:

Could we perhaps update it to cover depositing used wet-wipes over a windscreen artistically

Far classier

I'll speak to the Tate in the morning.

[glenrobbo]

sc0tt said:

How has this ran for 5 days

Because it was very runny?



A few years ago on a social club trip to Scarborough ( yes. I know! ), one of our colleagues suffered a direct hit on his head and shoulders from Jonathan Livingston Seagull*.
His daughter said "Would you like a tissue, Dad? "
He replied: "Don't be daft, it'll be miles away by now!"


* It was definitely not Steven because he wasn't wearing a denim sleeveless blouse.

Edited by glenrobbo on Friday 27th April 10:17

[glenrobbo]

RATATTAK said:

What do you think I did with the used wet wipes ?

Answers below please

Did you tuck them into your knickers?