Tell us Something Really Trivial about your Life (VOL 30)

[anonymous-user]

moneymakestheworldgoaround said:

I don’t often have something trivial to say but for the first time in the 4 and half years I’ve been driving, I’ve not had my car over a weekend

Are you usually more of a profound sort of a guy? Have you drifted towards the dark side of meaningless trivia?

[Bobberoo99]

I should have been working this morning but Mrs Bobbers convinced me to take the weekend off, again, I'm currently sat in a nice little greasy spoon cafe enjoying a cup of coffee and a giant chocolate chip cookie whilst reading a good book and waiting for Mrs Bobbers who's having her hair done ready for tonight!!!!

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

waiting for Mrs Bobbers who's having her hair done ready for tonight!!!!

Sounds like you’re on a promise if you play your cards right....

[nonsequitur]

On the news today:

Jockeys facing a crackdown on the use of the whip.

[Bobberoo99]

nonsequitur said:

On the news today:

Jockeys facing a crackdown on the use of the whip.

Fnar fnar!!!!

[Pericoloso]

Has the season of over indulgence to obese gluttony levels officially commenced ?
It has here.
To comply with Sunday trading law ,my local food emporium will reopen Monday morning on the 24th at 12.01am.
I'm going to be there and hope not everybody else goes for this midnight shopping plan.
My unconventional Christmas dinner depends on it.
Disappointed tomatoes will not be involved.

[Bobberoo99]

We ordered a load of stuff off Amazon on Thursday and most of it arrived today!!!

[Pericoloso]

Bobberoo99 said:

We ordered a load of stuff off Amazon on Thursday and most of it arrived today!!!

Send a complaint,Friday delivery FTW.......

[Bobberoo99]

Pericoloso said:

Bobberoo99 said:

We ordered a load of stuff off Amazon on Thursday and most of it arrived today!!!

Send a complaint,Friday delivery FTW.......

We're cheapskates Peri, free delivery takes 2-3 days!!! We ordered £155 of stuff with p&p on a couple of items it came to £166.80, I had £150 vouchers from work so it cost us just £16.80!!!!

[ApOrbital]

Can someone get me a ladder i'm sick of this now,and have family to visit up north soon acccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo.

[Bobberoo99]

ApOrbital said:

Can someone get me a ladder i'm sick of this now,and have family to visit up north soon acccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo.

Jesus mate we thought you'd come down last week!!!! It does raise the awkward question of just where you've been relieving yourself though?!?!

[DickyC]

I've eaten rather a lot of chocolate and will suffer for it later.

I suffer for my art.

[Pericoloso]

DickyC said:

I've eaten rather a lot of chocolate and will suffer for it later.

I suffer for my art.

I managed to stop myself from buying a Belgian chocolate Yule log ,I too would have been all over it.

[glenrobbo]

Pericoloso said:

Has the season of over indulgence to obese gluttony levels officially commenced ?
It has here.
To comply with Sunday trading law ,my local food emporium will reopen Monday morning on the 24th at 12.01am.
I'm going to be there and hope not everybody else goes for this midnight shopping plan.
My unconventional Christmas dinner depends on it.
Disappointed tomatoes will not be involved.

I'm not too keen on disappointed tomatoes.

Or anxious artichokes.

Or bitter almonds.

Or the grapes of wrath.

I prefer my comestibles to be contented.

Happy food = happy tummy.

[anonymous-user]

The burger at the market was huge.

It went downhill from there with seeing an old friend for the first time in 10++ years.
He was wearing a blonde wig and hot pants. It’s what he does now. It really is.

[Pericoloso]

V6 Pushfit said:

The burger at the market was huge.

It went downhill from there with seeing an old friend for the first time in 10++ years.
He was wearing a blonde wig and hot pants. It’s what he does now. It really is.

Pics ?......

[anonymous-user]

Pericoloso said:

Pics ?......

Barred from his Local for wearing too short a mini skirt. He’s 60 FFS.

[DickyC]

Haven't seen him recently but there was a cross dresser in Newbury who wore tweed. Tweed jacket and tweed skirt but no wig or make up and his regular haircut and brogues. Swarthy too. If the skirt was tartan you would have assumed he was a Scot in a kilt. But he wasn't.

[Pericoloso]

I know you're all waiting patiently for the image of my totes amazenalls calendar.
I'll try tomorrow,the weird phone hasn't helped with this.

[anonymous-user]

Storm Dierdre has passed without incident.