Tell us Something Really Trivial about your Life (VOL 30)

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Why am I being recovered now?!?! I thought Dibble needed recovering, I know I need help and maybe even sectioning, but I don't think I need recovering!!!!
Can't we just concentrate on recovering Dibble first!?!?!

I didn't write Bobbers! I wrote Dibble and my post was interfered with by the KGB fake news generator in Trivter-le-Street. It's an outrage.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

The real problem preventing the satisfactory recovery of Bobbers is we aren't dressed for it. We all turn up informally dressed and frankly could be anyone. From now on anyone involved should attend the rescue site in their Dress Uniform. It's about decorum. Poor chap doesn't want to be rescued by a rabble now does he?

Dicky, I agree with you in principle, but we only have the one pink onesie and dayglo balaclava.
Perhaps if one of us donned that, whilst the rest of us just stripped off and put on the ceremonial epaulettes and tassels, that would help recover Bobbers from his hallucinations?

Then we would be back at full strength to ponder the Dibble Predickament.

[Bobberoo99]

nonsequitur said:

Bobberoo99 said:

I walked home again today, according to my fitness tracker doofer it was .3 of a mile less than last time but took the same amount of time!!! 1hr 55mins 5.97 miles for those of you who are keeping track!!!
Is Dibble still up...........Oh, yes he is!!!!!!

As I watched the World Cup all day, my fitness tracker is minus 5 miles. And plus 800 calories and down a few hundred steps.

This happens to me every weekend!!!!

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

DickyC said:

The real problem preventing the satisfactory recovery of Bobbers is we aren't dressed for it. We all turn up informally dressed and frankly could be anyone. From now on anyone involved should attend the rescue site in their Dress Uniform. It's about decorum. Poor chap doesn't want to be rescued by a rabble now does he?

Dicky, I agree with you in principle, but we only have the one pink onesie and dayglo balaclava.
Perhaps if one of us donned that, whilst the rest of us just stripped off and put on the ceremonial epaulettes and tassels, that would help recover Bobbers from his hallucinations?

Then we would be back at full strength to ponder the Dibble Predickament.

Oohh ooohh can i wear the nipple tassels, nothing else, just them!!!!

[Pericoloso]

Deja vu.

Is Dibble up or down ?

The non Chinooky thing took off earlier.


Is this non Chinooky enough ?

[Dibble]

I got fed up of waiting and involved some tabard toting, clipboard clutching 4x4 response types from the “Walt” thread. I’m down, and all I can say is “Tango Victor hatstand blueberry, code 3, all units, return to base, this is six actual, slacken off the restraint strop, derig the antenna, stash the baby Burco. Complete forms 4, 6, 7 and 12 and submit same in triplicate, IAW standing order 3 (rescue and recovery at height) and protocol F (Large wildlife/stock). Out.”

Does anyone have any cream? For chafing, rather than scones.

[Pericoloso]

So the Vespa with wicker picnic basket did the trick then ?
That's basically what you're saying above.

[glenrobbo]

It was amazing to witness Neil Chambers in action.

He made Superman look like one of the Chuckle Brothers.

Awesome.

Welcome back down to Terra Firma, Dibble!
I have brought you this chafing dish full of finest Devonshire clotted cream. You deserve it after your misadventures. Enjoy!

[Pericoloso]

Neil Chambers drives a 3 wheel Vespa ?

He da man.

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

glenrobbo said:

DickyC said:

The real problem preventing the satisfactory recovery of Bobbers is we aren't dressed for it. We all turn up informally dressed and frankly could be anyone. From now on anyone involved should attend the rescue site in their Dress Uniform. It's about decorum. Poor chap doesn't want to be rescued by a rabble now does he?

Dicky, I agree with you in principle, but we only have the one pink onesie and dayglo balaclava.
Perhaps if one of us donned that, whilst the rest of us just stripped off and put on the ceremonial epaulettes and tassels, that would help recover Bobbers from his hallucinations?

Then we would be back at full strength to ponder the Dibble Predickament.

Oohh ooohh can i wear the nipple tassels, nothing else, just them!!!!

Oh, come on! Swords and white gloves, surely.

[anonymous-user]

nonsequitur said:

glenrobbo said:

What have you done with the old one?

I know not to whom you refer.

Ooh watch out you’re bordering on regressing. Dangerous ground that.

[glenrobbo]

[quote=DickyC]
Oh, come on! Swords and white gloves, surely.[/quote

Swords could be a hazard with other things swinging about below waist level. But gloves, yes, certainly a good idea Dicky.

Boxing gloves.

[glenrobbo]

Pericoloso said:

So the Vespa with wicker picnic basket did the trick then ?
That's basically what you're saying above.

That's not a Vespa, Peri.

It quite clearly states "Lamborghini" on its' model badge.
It certainly goes like one!
Especially with Neil Chambers at the helm.

[Bobberoo99]

Welcome back to Terra firma Dibble, glad you utilised your police type rescue peeps, as you've probably gathered by now, we're VERY good at getting into situations, not quite so good at getting out of them!!! By the way,what do think of my nipple tassels?? Huh, well???

[glenrobbo]

Oooooh! Shake it Bobbers, shake it!



Have you tried the old counter-rotation trick yet? It's quite an art, but quite satisfying when you manage to pull it off!

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Oooooh! Shake it Bobbers, shake it!



Have you tried the old counter-rotation trick yet? It's quite an art, but quite satisfying when you manage to pull it off!

As instructed glenrobbo I did indeed "shake it" unfortunately one of my tassels flew off and is now hanging from the picture of the 83rd Earl, I shall try to retrieve it in the morning before Battert wakes!!! For now I'm off to bed night night chaps!!

[anonymous-user]

Theres a to-dooment in the West wing.

I’ll sort it.

I’ve got the det cord I just need to find my plug spanner and ptfe tape

[glenrobbo]

V6 Pushfit said:

Theres a to-dooment in the West wing.

I’ll sort it.

I’ve got the det cord I just need to find my plug spanner and ptfe tape

I just happen to have a roll of self amalgamamamanising tape here in the pocket of my pink onesie. That should do the trick, Pushfit. Here you go.
I'm just going to toddle off to get my ear defenders.

I might get a few hours shuteye. It's been a long day....
Please try and keep the explosion to a low level. Don't want to trigger another earthquake alert.

[Dibble]

V6 Pushfit said:

Theres a to-dooment in the West wing.

I’ll sort it.

I’ve got the det cord I just need to find my plug spanner and ptfe tape

This “diet cord” of which you speak. If, for example, someone who had been “indisposed at height” for a day or so had come back down to earth, was feeling a bit peckish, happened to have a wander around the west wing while waiting for a taxi and mistook the diet cord for “licorice laces”, how long should that person wait before eating anything spicy?

Also, how close could that person get to a Van de Graaf generator without issue? Or a faulty flrourescent tube, similar to that found in the below stairs areas of Trivington Towers?

Asking for a friend...

Also, as my my friend’s pain medication is codeine based and has a “blocking” effect, am I is my friend ok to keep taking the senna tablets and lactulose liquid to get things “moving”, or do we need EOD to come and remove the det cord first?

Sorry to be such a pain two days running, but I think I’ve got a touch of sunstroke, dehydration, Dengue river fever and now the blood is slowly returning after the harness was cut off, all sorts of strange tingling sensations everywhere.

[Bobberoo99]

Morning chaps today I shall mainly be resembling a match, I forgot my hat for my walk yesterday and now have a red head!!!
These diet chords you found Dibble, I'm no expert that stuffs Pushfit's department, but I reckon it would be advisable to steer clear of the Vindaloo for a couple of days!!
Now I need to find a step ladder to see if I can retrieve my tassels..........