Tell us Something Really Trivial about your Life (VOL 30)
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DickyC said:
It is a statement. It is a statement stating that I was starting the new volume with limited resources. Volume 30 was created n the dark, on my phone, in a car park using copy and paste where possible.
Aye thang yo.
TBH, It looks a bit brash and vulgar. Aye thang yo.
Yep.... it's perfect! 
I suppose you could have posted the new Volume title in Braille.
It would've given it a bit more feeling.
I've been called worse! Bobberoo99 said:
Bomma220 said:
V6Pushfit said:
Ruskie Virgins?
This was a genuine conversation today, the names have been changed to protect the incompetent innocent :-
Team controller - Right, when you go over to t'other m/c tomorrow, just carry on with another batch of bearing housings.
Me- Oh. I thought I was setting up caps?
Team controller - Yeah you were, but hopeless bloke who's on there on Sunday probably won't be able to cope with them.
Me- Seriously?!?!?!?
Team controller - Yes, seriously!!!!
Team controller - Right, when you go over to t'other m/c tomorrow, just carry on with another batch of bearing housings.
Me- Oh. I thought I was setting up caps?
Team controller - Yeah you were, but hopeless bloke who's on there on Sunday probably won't be able to cope with them.
Me- Seriously?!?!?!?
Team controller - Yes, seriously!!!!
Croydon Riots started again yesterday, well it felt like that, (I had to drive my car into town to have it inspected by a accident repair centre), the repairers congratulated me on a first class job and offered me a Job!
Quite nice when you are complemented
My Car was causing quite a stir in the streets of croydon!
Quite nice when you are complemented
My Car was causing quite a stir in the streets of croydon!
The Road Closed Saga rumbles on. The latest casualty at 5.45 this morning was a Police car. Very surprised I was as I tried to leave the house to find a Police car performing a three point turn in my drive. I know they weren't here to arrest someone this side of the abyss as they had their blue lights on. They were going to an incident and should have used the main road.
"Go left, 'Opkins."
"It says Road Closed, Sarge."
"We got blue lights on, son, we'll get through."
"Blue lights aren't a magic talisman, Sarge."
"Do as you're bloomin' told, lad, will ya? You and your lardy dah education."
"Go left, 'Opkins."
"It says Road Closed, Sarge."
"We got blue lights on, son, we'll get through."
"Blue lights aren't a magic talisman, Sarge."
"Do as you're bloomin' told, lad, will ya? You and your lardy dah education."
Bomma220 said:
The General was particularly fond of them. Been nearly two years now since we lost him, killed in action during a fierce battle with the Moderator Panzertruppe under the command of Oberleutnant Drake you know.
The mods pincer movement was the end of English Tony as I recall and nearly the end of me, and it was only tunnelling out to TT that saved the day.GB lives on though
Bomma220 said:
A Viper in Croydon?
Yes Indeed! Caused quite a stir, several cars driven by people with baseball caps on the wrong way round wanted to get cloe up and personal with the beast! Then you had the usual twerp in a BMW 3 series blacked out windows thinking he was faster 
The scary part is when you brake and slow for a speed ramp and they still have their foot to the floor!Edited by fatboy18 on Friday 1st June 10:25
V6Pushfit said:
Bomma220 said:
The General was particularly fond of them. Been nearly two years now since we lost him, killed in action during a fierce battle with the Moderator Panzertruppe under the command of Oberleutnant Drake you know.
The mods pincer movement was the end of English Tony as I recall and nearly the end of me, and it was only tunnelling out to TT that saved the day.GB lives on though
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