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ts unobtanium. Pericoloso said:
Has Neil Chambers scored a hat trick at the world cup yet or put a car on pole at LM 24 ?
If not,the disappoint is high.
Neil Chambers could beat any World Cup football team playing on his own. If not,the disappoint is high.
Do to the resulting humiliation of the best teams the world could possibly assemble, it was deemed sensible and politically appropriate not to allow them to play against Neil Chambers.
In effect, the winners each year are merely "the best of the rest".
As for Le Mans, driving a car would only slow Neil Chambers down.
He has lapped the Sarthe circuit at least 3 minutes faster than any prototype car.
Neil Chambers unofficially broke the World Land Speed Record down the Mulsanne Straight, but because he was not allowed to run it in the opposite direction due to the "clockwise laps only" ACO regulation in force during the race, no average speed computation was recorded and therefore the result was not officially recognised.
Rumour has it that he passed through Les Hunaudiėres speed trap at just over 1,208 mph! Apparently the sonic boom shattered many windows in the area.
A shame he wasn't allowed a return run really, after Dunlop had invested so much money and research into developing his special high-speed running shoes for the attempt.
What a guy!
glenrobbo said:
Neil Chambers could beat any World Cup football team playing on his own.
Do to the resulting humiliation of the best teams the world could possibly assemble, it was deemed sensible and politically appropriate not to allow them to play against Neil Chambers.
In effect, the winners each year are merely "the best of the rest".
As for Le Mans, driving a car would only slow Neil Chambers down.
He has lapped the Sarthe circuit at least 3 minutes faster than any prototype car.
Neil Chambers unofficially broke the World Land Speed Record down the Mulsanne Straight, but because he was not allowed to run it in the opposite direction due to the "clockwise laps only" ACO regulation in force during the race, no average speed computation was recorded and therefore the result was not officially recognised.
Rumour has it that he passed through Les Hunaudi?res speed trap at just over 1,208 mph! Apparently the sonic boom shattered many windows in the area.
A shame he wasn't allowed a return run really, after Dunlop had invested so much money and research into developing his special high-speed running shoes for the attempt.
What a guy!
If Neil Chambers wants to go the wrong way up the Mulsanne he’ll gobthe wrong way up the Mulsanne. The ACO don’t make the rules, Neil Chambers makes the rules. Do to the resulting humiliation of the best teams the world could possibly assemble, it was deemed sensible and politically appropriate not to allow them to play against Neil Chambers.
In effect, the winners each year are merely "the best of the rest".
As for Le Mans, driving a car would only slow Neil Chambers down.
He has lapped the Sarthe circuit at least 3 minutes faster than any prototype car.
Neil Chambers unofficially broke the World Land Speed Record down the Mulsanne Straight, but because he was not allowed to run it in the opposite direction due to the "clockwise laps only" ACO regulation in force during the race, no average speed computation was recorded and therefore the result was not officially recognised.
Rumour has it that he passed through Les Hunaudi?res speed trap at just over 1,208 mph! Apparently the sonic boom shattered many windows in the area.
A shame he wasn't allowed a return run really, after Dunlop had invested so much money and research into developing his special high-speed running shoes for the attempt.
What a guy!
DanielSan said:
If Neil Chambers wants to go the wrong way up the Mulsanne he’ll gobthe wrong way up the Mulsanne. The ACO don’t make the rules, Neil Chambers makes the rules.
Yes, but Neil Chambers is also.the World's supreme diplomat and is unafraid of using his discretion as he sees fit. On the fourth day, God created light.
The people were like....'so God, why the 4th day? Does that mean you created all that other stuff in the dark?!'
God was like 'I had Neil Chambers those 3 days, he can pull this sort of stuff off no bother'
On the 7th Day, God rested. But not Neil - Neil doesn't rest. On the 7th Day Neil created a whole batch of new Gods and was like 'Neil 1 - God Nil'
The people were like....'so God, why the 4th day? Does that mean you created all that other stuff in the dark?!'
God was like 'I had Neil Chambers those 3 days, he can pull this sort of stuff off no bother'
On the 7th Day, God rested. But not Neil - Neil doesn't rest. On the 7th Day Neil created a whole batch of new Gods and was like 'Neil 1 - God Nil'
glenrobbo said:
If I could be Neil Chambers, just for one day, I would sort out Northern Rail.
And then put an end to all the wars and famines and terrorism.
And organise a decent reliable alternative bus service.
That would be the North of England sorted...
You forgot about getting all the gits to stop going on about how demonic Maggie Thatcher was. And then put an end to all the wars and famines and terrorism.
And organise a decent reliable alternative bus service.
That would be the North of England sorted...
I don’t think even NC could do that.
Talking of whom- where is he?
V6 Pushfit said:
glenrobbo said:
If I could be Neil Chambers, just for one day, I would sort out Northern Rail.
And then put an end to all the wars and famines and terrorism.
And organise a decent reliable alternative bus service.
That would be the North of England sorted...
You forgot about getting all the gits to stop going on about how demonic Maggie Thatcher was. And then put an end to all the wars and famines and terrorism.
And organise a decent reliable alternative bus service.
That would be the North of England sorted...
I don’t think even NC could do that.
Talking of whom- where is he?
In 1972, Neil Chambers was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire Neil Chambers.
Last Visit said:
V6 Pushfit said:
glenrobbo said:
If I could be Neil Chambers, just for one day, I would sort out Northern Rail.
And then put an end to all the wars and famines and terrorism.
And organise a decent reliable alternative bus service.
That would be the North of England sorted...
You forgot about getting all the gits to stop going on about how demonic Maggie Thatcher was. And then put an end to all the wars and famines and terrorism.
And organise a decent reliable alternative bus service.
That would be the North of England sorted...
I don’t think even NC could do that.
Talking of whom- where is he?
I was I a park for a walk the other day and overheard a grandfather ask his young grandson what he wanted to be when he grew up, the deluded child in question replied, "I want to be Neil Chambers!!!", the grandfather looked at him with a sad smile and replied, "I'm sorry Charlie, there's only one Neil Chambers, and it ain't you!!!!"
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