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Timmy45 said:
gr1340 said:
I read somewhere that Neil Chambers put a plane on a conveyor belt that matched the speed of the wheels.
I don't know what the end result was though but the checkout staff at the supermarket had the afternoon off.
I've heard that he can swim faster than a shark.....I don't know what the end result was though but the checkout staff at the supermarket had the afternoon off.
C0ffin D0dger said:
You lot are funny.
As an aside I really fancied a girl at my school called Vicky (or Vikki?) Chambers, long blond hair, amazing boobs, etc. I was too afraid to talk to her. Was wondering if she was related to the great Neil Chambers and if so could he put a word in
Neil Chambers fathered her and dozens of others, therefore she is well out of your league.As an aside I really fancied a girl at my school called Vicky (or Vikki?) Chambers, long blond hair, amazing boobs, etc. I was too afraid to talk to her. Was wondering if she was related to the great Neil Chambers and if so could he put a word in
Seriously though, this has got to be a piss-take, right?
C0ffin D0dger said:
You lot are funny.
As an aside I really fancied a girl at my school called Vicky (or Vikki?) Chambers, long blond hair, amazing boobs, etc. I was too afraid to talk to her. Was wondering if she was related to the great Neil Chambers and if so could he put a word in
Vic Chambers? We've all been there.As an aside I really fancied a girl at my school called Vicky (or Vikki?) Chambers, long blond hair, amazing boobs, etc. I was too afraid to talk to her. Was wondering if she was related to the great Neil Chambers and if so could he put a word in
AppleJuice said:
AppleJuice said:
Someone's bitten!Leonard Stanley said:
I think we have several ph'ers posting as newbies there. Masters of disguise!
Ludwig the Indestructible said:
I have a letter from Neil Chambers. It reads:
"I'm Neil Chambers.
I am the true master of disguise. You may remember you used to keep a menagerie of exotic animals. I was the alpaca called Fluffy.
I hear you wish to infiltrate Queen Elizabeth's court disguised as a cow. I may be able to help you with that. Keep an eye out for my arrival.
Do keep Lords Blackadder and Melchett comfortable.
Byeeee!
Neil Chambers"
"I'm Neil Chambers.
I am the true master of disguise. You may remember you used to keep a menagerie of exotic animals. I was the alpaca called Fluffy.
I hear you wish to infiltrate Queen Elizabeth's court disguised as a cow. I may be able to help you with that. Keep an eye out for my arrival.
Do keep Lords Blackadder and Melchett comfortable.
Byeeee!
Neil Chambers"
Edited by AppleJuice on Friday 15th June 11:23
Leonard Stanley said:
C0ffin D0dger said:
You lot are funny.
As an aside I really fancied a girl at my school called Vicky (or Vikki?) Chambers, long blond hair, amazing boobs, etc. I was too afraid to talk to her. Was wondering if she was related to the great Neil Chambers and if so could he put a word in
Vic Chambers? We've all been there.As an aside I really fancied a girl at my school called Vicky (or Vikki?) Chambers, long blond hair, amazing boobs, etc. I was too afraid to talk to her. Was wondering if she was related to the great Neil Chambers and if so could he put a word in
Not Vic Chambers. Everybody has been seduced by him.
C0ffin D0dger is referring to his stunning sister Vicky Chambers.
Men have died valiant deaths trying to fight their way into her chamber.
Some have even been posthumously awarded that top medal for gallantry named after her.... the V.C.
Leonard Stanley said:
AppleJuice said:
AppleJuice said:
Someone's bitten!
Timmy45 said:
......stuff in contravention of the Official Secrets Act 1939....
Timmy45,Neil Chambers would like you to redact your post as you have disclosed confidential information which could compromise ongoing and future operations both in the homeland and overseas.
If you do not comply, Neil Chambers will have no alternative but to eat you.
Careless talk costs lives.
You have been warned.
Edited by glenrobbo on Saturday 16th June 10:19
Neil Chambers voted yes/no/don't know to Brexit, but that's because he hasn't decided what to let Europe do yet!!!!
Neil Chambers has an IQ so high MENSA won't let him join for fear of feeling stupid!!
Neil Chambers has walked the 'Ring in under 9minutes 30seconds, on his hands, with a backpack on!!!
Neil Chambers has an IQ so high MENSA won't let him join for fear of feeling stupid!!
Neil Chambers has walked the 'Ring in under 9minutes 30seconds, on his hands, with a backpack on!!!
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