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El stovey said:
What’s so good about this Neil Chambers anyway?
I was with his mum last night and she said he’s got a tiny willy. Looks like “he’s got three b
ks” apparently.
Neil Chambers has used sheer willpower to evolve a special adaptation whereby, using his amazing power of thought, he can retract his willy into his abdomen whenever he comnands it. This allows him to protect and preserve it from hazardous situations and also allows greater streamlining when at high speed without fear of tripping over it. I was with his mum last night and she said he’s got a tiny willy. Looks like “he’s got three b
ks” apparently. When required, he can extend it either partially or fully up to its' full length of 2.5 metres and use it either for procreation or as a prehensile appendage, even as an arrester hook for carrier-born operations ( flight deck landings ).
He does not use it to urinate.
His urine is tapped daily from a gland in his left armpit into special bottles.
This extremely valuable liquid is then dispatched under armed guard to a secret perfumery near the Swiss border, where it is used to make the finest scents ever known.
Apparently it makes that stuff from the musk deer smell like skunk juice.
There is so much that remains generally unknown about Neil Chambers...
SpeckledJim said:
Neil Chambers' Certainty Principle established that the position and the velocity of an object CAN both be measured exactly, at the same time.
Neil Chambers doesn't deal in Uncertainty.
I've heard that Prof Hawkins entire body of work was based on a scrumpled up bit of paper that Neil Chambers had been absent mindedly been dawdling on whilst catching the No 49 bus. Neil Chambers doesn't deal in Uncertainty.
El stovey said:
What’s so good about this Neil Chambers anyway?
I was with his mum last night and she said he’s got a tiny willy. Looks like “he’s got three bks” apparently.
I'm sorry but this is impossible, everyone knows that Neil Chambers wasn't born of a mere mortal, he was created in the atmospheric vacuum of a distant star and fell to Earth in a meteor shower sometime in the last century, although no one is exactly sure where or when, he doesn't age as us mere humans do, he doesn't bleed like we do, he instead weeps an ultra rare metallic fluid very similar to mercury, he appeared fully formed and was already a born leader of exceptional talent, humility, dexterity, stamina and speed.I was with his mum last night and she said he’s got a tiny willy. Looks like “he’s got three b
ks” apparently. He is NEIL CHAMBERS
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be like Neil Chambers, my son!
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be like Neil Chambers, my son!
MYOB said:
There's more than one?
We are doomed.
What happens when an immovable Neil Chambers meets an unstoppable Neil Chambers? It will be the end of the universe(but Neil Chambers will survive!)We are doomed.
Today's Solstice was 5 minutes shorter than usual as Neil Chambers fancied a lie in, and the sun was too scared to get up before him
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