F*it list

[djc206]

Scuba dive

A few countries I don’t want to go back to

Drink tequila

Work a 9-5

[Monkeylegend]

Kamikaze pilot.

[djc206]

Monkeylegend said:

Kamikaze pilot.

They probably don’t want you back if you’ve done that bad a job

[Gecko1978]

Be a perm member off staff manage people have a fancy job title....self employed get paid go home enjoy life.

have a huge social media following

go to india (does not appeal at all and I like the food)

own a fitbit thing (gym 4 times a week what do i need a watch to tell me how many calories I have burnt)

[Monkeylegend]

djc206 said:

Monkeylegend said:

Kamikaze pilot.

They probably don’t want you back if you’ve done that bad a job

Well I won't be doing it again in a hurry.

[AdeTuono]

Turn7 said:

Whoozit said:

Owning a boat, any size. You'll never use it enough to justify the money. Rent instead.

Tits, wheels or wings....... then rent by the hour.....

I thought it was 'fks, flies or floats'....

[48k]

Turn7 said:

Tits, wheels or wings....... then rent by the hour.....

"If it flies, floats or fks...."

[AdeTuono]

Agree with a lot of the replies on here; they all resonate.

For me:-

Have any more children
Don a wet suit
Ditto full leathers
Fly offshore
In fact, work...
Or have anyone work for me...
...and by extension, trust anyone.

[Jasandjules]

Work for someone else.

[BigMon]

Go coasteering

Sea levels weren't as high as they could have been and our instructor was a bit of a tt. Leapt into the sea on his advice and on one occasion brushed against a big rock that would probably have shattered my leg\ankle.

Then having to run back through a field with horse flies in it and I also found I had very painfully sprained my trapezius a day or so later.

Never again.

[vixen1700]

Go pot-holing
Open a shop

[996Keef]

Sea fishing

Threw up for 4hrs straight

Wouldve happily taken a bullet

[Wacky Racer]

Monkeylegend said:

Kamikaze pilot.

You weren't very good at it I take it.

[frozen-in-wiltshire]

My sister-in-law

The Sloanie Pony in Parsons Green,

White cars

Package holidays (I've seen more planes and hotels than I can count - don't want to see anymore!)

Children (other peoples or my own)

[Monkeylegend]

Wacky Racer said:

Monkeylegend said:

Kamikaze pilot.

You weren't very good at it I take it.

I kept missing the bloody boat.

[Biker's Nemesis]

JimSuperSix said:

Yeah I had my appendix removed, never want to have it removed again.

I had my Right leg removed I'm not doing that again either,

[davhill]

Biker's Nemesis said:

I had my Right leg removed I'm not doing that again either,

I think some people are slightly missing the point.

[tribalsurfer]

frozen-in-wiltshire said:

My sister-in-law

Go on tell your story.

[frozen-in-wiltshire]

not very exciting - she is just totally un-hinged - really - it defies description. Think Ebola or plague, no good bits there at all. So after 10 years or so trying to accommodate her (her ex husband I think came to a similar finding), putting up with her causing one feud after another, assorted tantrums and nonsense, I've had enough. So explained to mrs-frozen, if frozen-in-law turns up at our house, I'll buy her a bus ticket to to a destination of her choice, but that's all I'll ever do for her. The end.

Life's too short for people like that, and she's exhausted her 'family credit' exemption well and truly. But actually things are much better now that she understands that - she's inflicting herself on others instead now which is fine by me :-)

[E24man]

Things I never want to do... or do again

Bungee jump
Buy a new car
Work on my birthday
Marry
Fancy dress
Buy a Merc
Befriend a Teacher
Listen to Jools Holland
Trust a politician
Crash at high speed
See a child in real pain
Take unidentified tablets
Doubt my own abilities
Reveal my innermost thoughts
Eat rice pudding
Ski