Apartment sword

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yellowtang

1,777 posts

138 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Definitely a few minus points for your house keeper or butler, looking at the dust and cobwebs.
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My housekeeper has other 'needs' to see to!

cbmotorsport

3,065 posts

118 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Definitely a few minus points for your house keeper or butler, looking at the dust and cobwebs.
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My housekeeper has other 'needs' to see to!

Multitasking is the sign of a good house keeper.

Ikemi

8,445 posts

205 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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yellowtang said:
Lord Marylebone said:
Every time I have met someone who owned a sword, they have fallen into one of these two categories:

The first group of people tend to buy antique military items, suits of armour, cavalry items, those kind of things, and display them in their hallways and drawing rooms. All the things they own are real and have historic value.

The second group, well... there's no easy way to say this. They are weird.

Usually live in a small and slightly grubby terraced house or council house, and have these kind of things on shelves or in display cabinets in their living room:



Just remember, if you do buy a replica/fantasy sword, you need to buy a T shirt like this:



Here you go - am I first or second group?!



It's surprisingly difficult to hold a sword and take a picture of it!

Dutch Cavalry circa 1670, cost me £600 3 years ago from a specialist dealer in Somerset.
Second group - Your watch appears to be on your right wrist! hehewink

yellowtang

1,777 posts

138 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Ikemi said:
Second group - Your watch appears to be on your right wrist! hehewink
Ha! I do generally wear watches on my left wrist but with this watch I sometimes have to swap due to it irritating the scar on wrist, circular saw injury you see #leaveittotheruddyprofessionals



Back on topic - have you looked at the sale room dot com OP? Auctions are a good bet for something like this, albeit earlier stuff does indeed command a hefty price unless it's in poor condition. I'd definitely go antique rather than replica, you can't beat the feeling of history that the genuine article gives. smile

Jondur

8 posts

140 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Coolbanana said:
https://www.castlekeep.co.uk/

I've a couple of custom swords from Rob over the years, amazing detail, very authentic and, of course, extremely well made.


Edited by Coolbanana on Sunday 29th July 20:03
He spent years in a legendary punk band then buggered off to the middle of nowhere to make swords.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Ikemi said:
Second group - Your watch appears to be on your right wrist! hehewink
I wear my watch on my right hand wrist...

Tried many times over the years to put it on my left, but it felt totally wrong. Like holding a pen in your wrong hand.

medieval

1,499 posts

211 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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BrettMRC said:
How can you take a picture at all....should be a buckler in your off hand????
No good sir - if th gentleman is a rather sneaky fellow as we all suspect he might be, then a main gauche is the weapon of choice

wolfracesonic

6,996 posts

127 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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yellowtang said:
Ha! I do generally wear watches on my left wrist but with this watch I sometimes have to swap due to it irritating the scar on wrist, circular saw injury you see #leaveittotheruddyprofessionals



Back on topic - have you looked at the sale room dot com OP? Auctions are a good bet for something like this, albeit earlier stuff does indeed command a hefty price unless it's in poor condition. I'd definitely go antique rather than replica, you can't beat the feeling of history that the genuine article gives. smile
If I had a scar like that I'd come up with something better than a circular saw; over aggressive Mako shark maybe or shards of glass from a window over a balcony from a job in South Kensinton.

TheJimi

24,986 posts

243 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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hehe

Looks like you were lucky to still have the hand attached!

Personally I'd go with "...that last job in Prague with the sketchy skylight"

dfen5

2,398 posts

212 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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I want to buy a sword..



AlexC1981

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4,923 posts

217 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Zod said:
Please tell me those are not your bedsheets!
Of course not. I sleep only among the furs of beasts I have slain.

wolfracesonic

6,996 posts

127 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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AlexC1981 said:
Zod said:
Please tell me those are not your bedsheets!
Of course not. I sleep only among the furs of beasts I have slain.
You go ratting then?

AlexC1981

Original Poster:

4,923 posts

217 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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wolfracesonic said:
AlexC1981 said:
Zod said:
Please tell me those are not your bedsheets!
Of course not. I sleep only among the furs of beasts I have slain.
You go ratting then?
Beavers and the occasional platypus.

AlexC1981

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4,923 posts

217 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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steveonts said:
Albion make some beautiful 'replicas', but they come with a hefty price tag. You get what you pay for though.
The duty of one from the USA is going to be hefty too. Thanks for the suggestion, but I think I'm going to carry on looking for a UK made one, it seems more appropriate somehow.

That said, some of the really cheap ones from India look the part and are very tempting, but they get slated on the dedicated forums.

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Thursday 2nd August 2018
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I would never buy a modern reproduction, most of them are rubbish (some are not) and the fantasy type ones are particularly rubbish.

I did buy a 1796 pattern cavalry sabre after reading the Sharpe books. His was a heavy, mine is a light, which is more common and cheaper.

No I have no idea why the pictures are on their sides.



I really want a rapier, but as a halfway house I recently bought a 1700’s smallsword.



The sabre is a massive chopping / slicing sword. But if I had to choose one for a duel it would be the smallsword. It has no edge, but it is so light and nimble it is a murder machine.

That doorstop is a 22 pound Spanish cannnball. Handy to throw at any burglars.

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Thursday 2nd August 2018
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Oh sorry, in the spirit of the thread:


vonuber

17,868 posts

165 months

Thursday 2nd August 2018
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Badda said:
Yeah you said pretty much the same a while back already. IMO, it’s a sad day when we can’t poke fun at someone wanting a pretend sword for their lounge.
No, wanting to poke fun is sad.

TheJimi

24,986 posts

243 months

Thursday 2nd August 2018
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Yep. It's just the adult equivalent of a bunch of kids crowding around and laughing at the kid who doesn't fit in with them.

Or to put it more simply "I don't get it so I'll take the piss"

cbmotorsport

3,065 posts

118 months

Thursday 2nd August 2018
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Ayahuasca said:
I really want a rapier, but as a halfway house I recently bought a 1700’s smallsword.



You are Arya Stark and I claim my five pounds.

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Thursday 2nd August 2018
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'Needle' was indeed based on a smallsword.

They were developed after the rapier, 16-1700's - being lighter and more wieldy, and optimised for stabbing (most rapiers can cut as well as stab). Many duels were fought with the smallsword.

In the movie 'The Duellists' - which is very good if you like movies about duelling - all of the duels took place with the smallsword, except one where they used a cavalry sabre almost identical to my 1796 pattern. The smallsword duels were quick, skillful affairs. The sabre duel was an exhausting slugfest.