PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!
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Master Bean your parcel is incoming and not to be opened until the day!!
Lazadude. Santa’s elves at the myherpes depot have reported back to Santa that your parcel was delivered at 11:16am on Wednesday 12th. If it wasn’t obvious you may open only the outer box. You’ve had it 36 hours man, now crack on with posting those pictures.
giblet said:
That’s really weird Stanley
Isn't it so, the "chicken out" especially?Horsforth Miller and Carter did an excellent steak the other day (wonder if it was Horse as the lady claimed as their speciality).
I really really just love sitting there on expenses after a day at Cook(roastpart)ridge, watching the world go by, admiring the Shell petrol station and the evening ring road traffic jams.
It'd be great, donner-cha know if any PHers knew of any locations nearby where the food, was well, faster perhaps?
To my Santa, any advice on the size of "Cold water bucket". Will a household 10L be sufficient?
geeks said:
Master Bean your parcel is incoming and not to be opened until the day!!
Lazadude. Santa’s elves at the myherpes depot have reported back to Santa that your parcel was delivered at 11:16am on Wednesday 12th. If it wasn’t obvious you may open only the outer box. You’ve had it 36 hours man, now crack on with posting those pictures.
geeks said:
Lazadude. Santa’s elves at the myherpes depot have reported back to Santa that your parcel was delivered at 11:16am on Wednesday 12th. If it wasn’t obvious you may open only the outer box. You’ve had it 36 hours man, now crack on with posting those pictures.
What herpes failed to say, is they delivered it to a neighbour and didn't leave me a card to say it was delivered to a neighbour... Luckily said neighbour brought it round last night. Whats the image hosting website of choice atm? imgur?
Lazadude said:
Whats the image hosting website of choice atm? imgur?
I find this the easiest:https://postimages.org/
I've still not opened the outer box as I've been so busy but I've inspected it....
Weight guaging - the box is quite weighty and the weight moves
Careful Shake test (due to moving weight) think i can hear possible liquid content...decided not to shake futher incase i cause a KY explosion.
Sniff test - smells like a box covered in tape, not sure that helped really!
Weight guaging - the box is quite weighty and the weight moves
Careful Shake test (due to moving weight) think i can hear possible liquid content...decided not to shake futher incase i cause a KY explosion.
Sniff test - smells like a box covered in tape, not sure that helped really!
EEEEEEK! Is this a bit like the bit in Jaws where "You are going to need a bigger boat...."
What is the best way to record video of my demise to post in the future onto PH?
MPx and then upload as a "photo"?
Sorry I am bit daft with all this as I'm older than "Smartphone generation" and thus don't have one and rely on a landline and Modem to upload / download (though Virgins is a bit faster than the old 26kbps off AOL in the 1990s).
What is the best way to record video of my demise to post in the future onto PH?
MPx and then upload as a "photo"?
Sorry I am bit daft with all this as I'm older than "Smartphone generation" and thus don't have one and rely on a landline and Modem to upload / download (though Virgins is a bit faster than the old 26kbps off AOL in the 1990s).
Santa said:
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xaero Sorry to hear about your I'll health, you may open your box if you wish. Each gift is individually wrapped and numbered with a cover letter to explain the order.
Merry Christmas!!
Thanks! I will actually leave them in the external box, otherwise kids will be tempted by the wrapped presents and open them up revealing the chilli anal bleach wax or whatever it is inside.xaero Sorry to hear about your I'll health, you may open your box if you wish. Each gift is individually wrapped and numbered with a cover letter to explain the order.
Merry Christmas!!
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