PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

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geeks

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9,121 posts

138 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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OzzyR1




The outer box can be opened, gifts are individually wrapped, the card can be opened whenever you like.

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geeks

Original Poster:

9,121 posts

138 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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Master Bean your parcel is incoming and not to be opened until the day!!

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Lazadude. Santa’s elves at the myherpes depot have reported back to Santa that your parcel was delivered at 11:16am on Wednesday 12th. If it wasn’t obvious you may open only the outer box. You’ve had it 36 hours man, now crack on with posting those pictures. hehe

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StanleyT

1,994 posts

78 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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giblet said:
That’s really weird Stanley wink
Isn't it so, the "chicken out" especially?
smile

Horsforth Miller and Carter did an excellent steak the other day (wonder if it was Horse as the lady claimed as their speciality).

I really really just love sitting there on expenses after a day at Cook(roastpart)ridge, watching the world go by, admiring the Shell petrol station and the evening ring road traffic jams.

It'd be great, donner-cha know if any PHers knew of any locations nearby where the food, was well, faster perhaps?
smile


To my Santa, any advice on the size of "Cold water bucket". Will a household 10L be sufficient?

Master Bean

3,517 posts

119 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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geeks said:
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Master Bean your parcel is incoming and not to be opened until the day!!

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Lazadude. Santa’s elves at the myherpes depot have reported back to Santa that your parcel was delivered at 11:16am on Wednesday 12th. If it wasn’t obvious you may open only the outer box. You’ve had it 36 hours man, now crack on with posting those pictures. hehe

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Yipeeeeeee.

w1bbles

984 posts

135 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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My parcel has arrived! I’ve opened the outer box to find a small red envelope and two PH wrapped parcels. Thank you, SS. They’re now under the tree. Only 12 sleeps to go (if you ignore the mini sleeps on the train!).

Lazadude

1,732 posts

160 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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geeks said:
Lazadude. Santa’s elves at the myherpes depot have reported back to Santa that your parcel was delivered at 11:16am on Wednesday 12th. If it wasn’t obvious you may open only the outer box. You’ve had it 36 hours man, now crack on with posting those pictures. hehe
What herpes failed to say, is they delivered it to a neighbour and didn't leave me a card to say it was delivered to a neighbour... Luckily said neighbour brought it round last night.

Whats the image hosting website of choice atm? imgur?

vixen1700

22,667 posts

269 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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Lazadude said:
Whats the image hosting website of choice atm? imgur?
I find this the easiest:

https://postimages.org/

smile

Lazadude

1,732 posts

160 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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matbat

772 posts

244 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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I really need to get my arse into gear and post gifts.

How are people making the PH wrapping paper?

geeks

Original Poster:

9,121 posts

138 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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More pictures people smile

andburg

7,213 posts

168 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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I've still not opened the outer box as I've been so busy but I've inspected it....

Weight guaging - the box is quite weighty and the weight moves
Careful Shake test (due to moving weight) think i can hear possible liquid content...decided not to shake futher incase i cause a KY explosion.
Sniff test - smells like a box covered in tape, not sure that helped really!

Butter Face

30,191 posts

159 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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matbat said:
I really need to get my arse into gear and post gifts.

How are people making the PH wrapping paper?
Link is on page 1!

Master Bean

3,517 posts

119 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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Bloody hell! It's massive. 3.4kg of goodness knows what. Thanks Santa beer


alorotom

11,907 posts

186 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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andburg said:
Sniff test - smells like a box covered in tape, not sure that helped really!
Least this way it’s likely that’s its probably not a used chilli fist lol!

geeks

Original Poster:

9,121 posts

138 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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stanleyT you will need a bigger bucket

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StanleyT

1,994 posts

78 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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EEEEEEK! Is this a bit like the bit in Jaws where "You are going to need a bigger boat...."

What is the best way to record video of my demise to post in the future onto PH?

MPx and then upload as a "photo"?

Sorry I am bit daft with all this as I'm older than "Smartphone generation" and thus don't have one and rely on a landline and Modem to upload / download (though Virgins is a bit faster than the old 26kbps off AOL in the 1990s).

The Moose

22,821 posts

208 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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Where is the Wiki?

w1bbles

984 posts

135 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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Thumbsnap is misbehaving... or I am being rubbish. Probably the latter:


Kinky

39,368 posts

268 months

Friday 14th December 2018
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The Moose said:
Where is the Wiki?
I've pinned it to the top of the lounge

Xaero

4,060 posts

214 months

Saturday 15th December 2018
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Santa said:
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xaero Sorry to hear about your I'll health, you may open your box if you wish. Each gift is individually wrapped and numbered with a cover letter to explain the order.

Merry Christmas!!

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Thanks! I will actually leave them in the external box, otherwise kids will be tempted by the wrapped presents and open them up revealing the chilli anal bleach wax or whatever it is inside.