PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

[morgs_]

Calm before the storm

[vixen1700]

geeks said:

Spoke to soon it would seem......



GOG440 - My compliments on your wife's fetching light blue dressing gown.

[geeks]

OzzyR1 - Santa is having a hard time finding you away from PH, by any chance are you on any of the usual suspects of Social Media? Also did you ever find a pen pal?

[Kinky]

geeks said:

I have created this years Wiki .........
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

I've stickied it to the top of the Lounge, so it's easily findable. I'll unsticky once it's 100% completed.

[Kinky]

Kinky said:

geeks said:

I have created this years Wiki .........
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

I've stickied it to the top of the Lounge, so it's easily findable. I'll unsticky once it's 100% completed.

Minor correction ...... I've actually created a Wiki, as opposed to just a new thread which someone started

So I've stickied the Wiki to the Lounge and removed the 'old' one

For reference, the new link is here: https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[geeks]

Kinky said:

Minor correction ...... I've actually created a Wiki, as opposed to just a new thread which someone started

So I've stickied the Wiki to the Lounge and removed the 'old' one

For reference, the new link is here: https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Thanks and also:

[GOG440]

geeks said:

Spoke to soon it would seem......



GOG440 - My compliments on your wife's fetching light blue dressing gown.

She is confused, she doesnt own a light blue dressing gown...

[troc]

Your other wife?

[oldbanger]

Perhaps she was just cold

[andburg]

Your teenage daughter?

[Bear-n]

Well I've given up - and I really have tried. I don't think my victim even uses facebook (but then again neither do I).

I have something to go on though from Santa's message, so looks like getting a present that they might actually like. Disappointing.

[geeks]

Dear V40TC, I require the following:

T-shirt size
Waist size
Inside leg
If you have a partner, their cup size please.



Bear-N as you don't use Facebook I can stop stalking people with the same name.. Do you use any other social media?



alorotom are you enjoying the Hornby train set you bought?



thetapeworm you might do well to let me into your inner sanctum . Facebook. That's what I want. Can I ask you to make it so?

Edited by geeks on Sunday 18th November 10:38

[Henners]

Fewer people seem to be on FB this year...

Poor Zuckerberg

[GOG440]

My facebook is fairly well locked down (I hope) my ex was a p.i.t.a so I I locked it down to stop her prying

[morgs_]

geeks said:

Dear V40TC, I require the following:

..............

If you have a partner, their cup size please.

........................

[The Moose]

morgs_ said:

geeks said:

Dear V40TC, I require the following:

..............

If you have a partner, their cup size please.

........................

If not, will my cup size do?

[peanuthead]

Just chilling on couch whilst swimbo Xmas shops with the in laws and I get a knock at the door.
Guy hands me a blood red parcel, I ask if anything to sign for and he tells me it's from pistonheads.
His gaiety stoop and murderous smile has left me feeling rather scared.
Thanks SS, I got your reg in case

[alorotom]

geeks said:

alorotom are you enjoying the Hornby train set you bought?

Oh was that your shadow I could see peering though the window the other evening??!

I am indeed enjoying it, although it’s all boxed up now ready for when the tree goes up on the 1st - however it’s a slippery slope and I have another 2 carriages on the way from the wonderful world of eBay to “increase the festivity” of it

[Master Bean]

I'm currently failing on the stalking front. Lovehoney black Friday deals it is I think.

[V40TC]

Dear V40TC, I require the following:

T-shirt size xl
Waist size 36
Inside leg 30
If you have a partner, their cup size please. 2 Sultan Kosen hands each side