PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

[geeks]

alorotom your package will be with you shortly, you can open the card straight away. Make sure to post a picture of it too. Don't open the tube but open the main box itself as your presents are packaged inside.



oldbanger - Santa has fallen foul of GDPR regulations. Therefore could you please advise of your t-shirt size. The Elves say that they wont add it to their database.

[oldbanger]

geeks said:

oldbanger - According to Santas Elves, they don't have your t-shirt size in their database. Can you confirm please?

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axgizmo said:

axgizmo said:

I had a box arrive in the post yesterday which I am guessing is from my SS and a card this morning with the PH symbol on - Woop woop, its Christmas

Yup, it is my SS gift not sure if I can/ should open the card yet

That’s a good question, what’s the protocol here, are we supposed to wait until the day to open gifts?

[peanuthead]

Google [bot] said:

axgizmo said:

axgizmo said:

I had a box arrive in the post yesterday which I am guessing is from my SS and a card this morning with the PH symbol on - Woop woop, its Christmas

Yup, it is my SS gift not sure if I can/ should open the card yet

That’s a good question, what’s the protocol here, are we supposed to wait until the day to open gifts?

I removed the blood coloured wrapper and found lots of small pistons with smiley face wearing a Santa hat ( pics to follow) card Inc but not opened. Can't wait so excited, and fecking scared.

[andburg]

Normally it says if you can open the outer box or geeks will pass a message.

[w1bbles]

My victim’s is all ready to go. I’ll send it in the next couple of weeks so it’s not too obvious who it’s for!

[indigochim]

Just updated the wiki as package sent.

[The Moose]

A message for my Secret Santa. I am heading out of town for Christmas. When I go, I’m unlikely to have room to take the present with me (I’m not going to lie, also I’m a little afraid of the idea of taking a PHSS present on a place).

Do you want me to open it ahead of the big day (Dec 21st) or on Jan 1st when I get back?

[alorotom]

geeks said:

alorotom your package will be with you shortly, you can open the card straight away. Make sure to post a picture of it too. Don't open the tube but open the main box itself as your presents are packaged inside.

Duly noted, thanks SS

[axgizmo]

Henners said:

That’s gonna be a girthy dildo!

I know haha! Roll on Christmas Day!

[oldbanger]

oldbanger said:

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That's in normal, universal sizes, by the way.

I've just had an order through of Silverstone/F1 merch for Xmas presents (not PHSS related), and a ladies L wouldn't even fit the kids, who are adult size 10 and 12.

[alorotom]

Its arrived!

Thankyou Santa and as promised here are the pics of the card and items(!)

Edited by alorotom on Wednesday 5th December 12:11

[geeks]

greg656 Do you real braille? If not, best to start now!

[Kinky]

alorotom said:

if that was me, I'd have done it like all those serial killers from the movies, and used different cut out letters from newspapers, etc.

Would have taken an age, but damn spooky. And funny too

[2gins]

This has arrived. It is squeaking quietly when shaken which is most disconcerting but on the bright side it hasn't exploded yet.

It has occurred to me a while back that I didn't tick the NSFW box and then it seemed too late to ask sir geeks to change the details... I am now slightly concerned!

[geeks]

axgizmoYou can open the card! (if you show everyone my hand drawn PH logo!!)

[peanuthead]

All those little smiley faces make me nervous, even if it had a warning written on it I think curiosity would still win.
The card is great.

[axgizmo]

geeks said:

axgizmoYou can open the card! (if you show everyone my hand drawn PH logo!!)

Here it is, my SS’s very artistic PH symbol

[Glade]

[eltax91]

Final present arrived today. I'll post the parcel and update the thread at random points so i don't make anything obvious.