PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!
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Just returned from holiday to find a card from the royal mail. Expecting it to be something I ordered about 2 months ago from my hols I nipped out at lunch to collect a somewhat larger parcel than I was expecting.
Queue the other half asking why the package I sent before our holiday had been returned. She does a work SS but I still had to explain how this worked along with
* What's PHSS?
* What's NSFW?
* Can I open it now?
Anyhow I guess I need to go and get a tree to put it under as it's looking all lonely on my coffee table. I guess I need to do a shed load of shopping for my SO and the rest of the family too.
Queue the other half asking why the package I sent before our holiday had been returned. She does a work SS but I still had to explain how this worked along with
* What's PHSS?
* What's NSFW?
* Can I open it now?
Anyhow I guess I need to go and get a tree to put it under as it's looking all lonely on my coffee table. I guess I need to do a shed load of shopping for my SO and the rest of the family too.
geeks said:
Henners said:
Looked like three festive vaginas in scarves or jumpers at first glance!
So now that I spoilt the SS bit, indigochim you can open the outer wrapped box to reveal x3 smaller ones. All are safe for work or family.
Hope you enjoy.
peanuthead said:
Oi, Bassett Hounds. Fecking worse than the calling them sausage dogs.
So now that I spoilt the SS bit, indigochim you can open the outer wrapped box to reveal x3 smaller ones. All are safe for work or family.
Hope you enjoy.
Fab, thanks and good to know they're work/family safe. I wasn't bothered either way until I researched some of the previous threads and then the fear set in.So now that I spoilt the SS bit, indigochim you can open the outer wrapped box to reveal x3 smaller ones. All are safe for work or family.
Hope you enjoy.
d. I used your box to send some ebay'd Lego to Finland so some Finnish guy will be getting most of it. Share the love etc 
I appear to have received a four stage bomb disposal kit, with stage 4 being the bomb and stage 1 being a timer that activates the countdown. I am warned upon the packaging to have a bucket of cold water present for stage 4, otherwise "it could get unpleasant".
Better not be a lump of Sodium in there, my chemistry teacher played that trick on me at grammar school. Mind you at least he had the best and most pragmatic safety advise I'd hear for many years "If yee get Sodium in yer eye laddie, don't cry, it only makes things worse".
My parents are going to have a shock when I bring out the post Christmas lunch "party game this year".
Thanks Santee, really looking forwards to it.
Now how weird is this. My victim, sorry Santee, lives 300 yrds from where I stay at one business work site in NW England (nearly hand delivered but "chickened out", and my Santa, 2 miles from another worksite in SW England! You better not have sent me a decommissioning sample from Hinkley!
Better not be a lump of Sodium in there, my chemistry teacher played that trick on me at grammar school. Mind you at least he had the best and most pragmatic safety advise I'd hear for many years "If yee get Sodium in yer eye laddie, don't cry, it only makes things worse".
My parents are going to have a shock when I bring out the post Christmas lunch "party game this year".
Thanks Santee, really looking forwards to it.
Now how weird is this. My victim, sorry Santee, lives 300 yrds from where I stay at one business work site in NW England (nearly hand delivered but "chickened out", and my Santa, 2 miles from another worksite in SW England! You better not have sent me a decommissioning sample from Hinkley!
StanleyT said:
I appear to have received a four stage bomb disposal kit, with stage 4 being the bomb and stage 1 being a timer that activates the countdown. I am warned upon the packaging to have a bucket of cold water present for stage 4, otherwise "it could get unpleasant".
Better not be a lump of Sodium in there, my chemistry teacher played that trick on me at grammar school. Mind you at least he had the best and most pragmatic safety advise I'd hear for many years "If yee get Sodium in yer eye laddie, don't cry, it only makes things worse".
My parents are going to have a shock when I bring out the post Christmas lunch "party game this year".
Thanks Santee, really looking forwards to it.
Now how weird is this. My victim, sorry Santee, lives 300 yrds from where I stay at one business work site in NW England (nearly hand delivered but "chickened out", and my Santa, 2 miles from another worksite in SW England! You better not have sent me a decommissioning sample from Hinkley!
Pics or it didnt happen Better not be a lump of Sodium in there, my chemistry teacher played that trick on me at grammar school. Mind you at least he had the best and most pragmatic safety advise I'd hear for many years "If yee get Sodium in yer eye laddie, don't cry, it only makes things worse".
My parents are going to have a shock when I bring out the post Christmas lunch "party game this year".
Thanks Santee, really looking forwards to it.
Now how weird is this. My victim, sorry Santee, lives 300 yrds from where I stay at one business work site in NW England (nearly hand delivered but "chickened out", and my Santa, 2 miles from another worksite in SW England! You better not have sent me a decommissioning sample from Hinkley!
Santa had one of his Post Office elves knock something off today. Mrs said it's something from those internet wierdos! She's so understanding.
Will post a pic when I get home.
I'm bit behind schedule, stuff is ordered and dispatched, I hope delivery is soon as otherwise I'm delivering personally.
Will post a pic when I get home.
I'm bit behind schedule, stuff is ordered and dispatched, I hope delivery is soon as otherwise I'm delivering personally.
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