Good Quotes

[dartissimus]

I couldn't find a thread on here for quotes, the possibilities are endless.
Here's my starter, not seen it before:

Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

[Shakermaker]

[Rawwr]

"The only thing people in debt have in common other than bad money management, is an ability to blame anyone but themselves." - Katie Hopkins

[briangriffin]

I don’t mind people quoting every intelligent thing I say but a little credit would be nice - Anonymous

[Jonboy_t]

“Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes”

- someone very clever.

[Jonboy_t]

Gay Byrne:
“Suppose it's all true and you walk up to the pearly gates and you are confronted by God. What would Stephen Fry say to him, her or it?”

Stephen Fry:
“I will basically, I'll say, "Bone cancer in children? What's that about? How dare you! How dare you create a world where there is such misery that is not our fault! It's not right. It is utterly, utterly evil. Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid god who creates a world that is so full of injustice and pain. That's what I'd say.”

[dartissimus]

“Quotation, n:
The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”

― Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

[0000]

Probably not in the spirit, but these are two of my favourites.

Ruslan Boshirov said:

It's known for its 123m-tall spire. It's known for its clock, the first clock to ever be invented in the world, which is still working.

Dubya said:

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

[SCEtoAUX]

Shakermaker said:

One of those typical quotes than sounds all clever, but the reality in sport is that shooting is not always the best option. A pass to a team mate in a better position to score is likely to be the better choice.

[underwhelmist]

“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet” - Abraham Lincoln.

[davhill]

Hollywood wit Dorothy Parker was staying in Hearst Castle, the home of WR Hearst ('Citizen Kane') and 'actress' Marion Davies.

Parker was asked to leave, for 'indiscreet behaviour' (i.e. bonking), which was frowned upon.

In the guest book, she wrote...

'Upon my honour, I saw a madonna,
standing in a niche.
Above the door of a well known we
and a first class son of a bh.'

Beat that!

[Jasandjules]

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist......... - General Sedgewick

[Vincecj]

"There is no problem in life, so big or so complicated, that you can't run away from it!" said by me, nearly every day.

[KP328]

When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer...Eric Bristow's only 27. - Sid Waddell.

[Last Visit]

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.

Alexander The Great

[PositronicRay]

Sir if I were married to you I'd poison your tea.


Madam, if you were my wife I'd drink it!

[Steve H]

"Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men."

Douglas Bader.

[andy_s]

"Don't you go where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow"

"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."

"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."

"Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read."

F. Zappa

"In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."

"Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies."

F. Nietzsche

[ambuletz]

just look up 'motivation gym quotes drinking'.

best stuff ever.

[Doofus]

I think people are missing the fact that Wayne Gretzky is inside the quotation marks.